My Formula 1 Space-Vampire Girl
Who’s accelerated into my life like a Ferrari racing car?
Who’s taking me, lap after lap, to every cocktail bar?
Who’s driving my heart-rate crazy at a million beats an hour?
Who makes me feel ten thousand cc’s thrust of power?
Who is it, in my life, who’s roared into my pole position?
Who do I long to love in a head-on sex collision?
Who drives me madly around the circuit of my life?
Who do I want to make my Penelope Pit-Stop wife?
Oh no, not again,
she’s set my life in a whirl.
Oh no, not again,
she’s my Formula 1 space-vampire girl.
Who’s the one who’s turned my life into an expanding supernova?
Who makes my lust blast off over and over and over?
Who’s taken me from the third, down a worm-hole, to the fourth dimension?
Who’s launched my dreams into space, to a distant constellation?
Who’s boldly taking me to places I’ve never eaten before?
Who’s the Big Bang in my life that I want more and more?
Whose gravity has pulled me into the orbit of her planetary-warp?
Who’s my sweet ’n’ neat Star Bug to my pulsating Red Dwarf?
Oh no, not again,
she’s made my universe expand ‘n‘ curl,
oh no, not again,
she’s my Formula 1 space-vampire girl.
Who longs to bite me deeply and sweetly on my neck?
And who’d make me ever so happy to be a blood-drained undead wreck?
And whose blood-sucking beauty has me completely mesmerised?
And who has the most gorgeous and deeply hypnotic eyes?
Who only comes out at night when the sun has finally set?
Who is the woman I’m delighted and excited that I’ve met?
Who looks every day in the mirror to see she isn’t there?
And whose bed of Llandudno earth do I long to share?
Oh no, not again,
she makes my desire unfurl,
oh no, not again,
she’s my Formula 1 space-vampire girl.
She’s in the centre of my podium,
the premier seat in my Odeon,
my infinity and divinity,
my Neo and Trinity.
She’s Carry on Screaming,
my sweet Fevre Dreaming,
my lust and my fire,
my deepest desire.
Oh yes, again and again,
in the oyster of my life
you are my one true pearl.
Oh yes, again, again, again and again,
you are my Formula 1 space-vampire girl.