Originally Posted by Belligerence:
“I want this polar bear.”
There was an offer about two years ago where you could get a cuddly toy of the bear, Clarence, if you sent off a certain number of tokens from Birds Eye products. My mum was overly enthusiastic about this and bought a load of packets of fish fingers. She then cut out all the necessary tokens to send off, without using the contents! Unfortunately, I don't think Birds Eye were prepared for someone to claim their bear so soon! Clarence never turned up.
Originally Posted by Mandark:
“This is looking like a weak semi.”
Put it away!
Originally Posted by dazza89:
“Loving how everyone on here hates the kids.”
Ditto!
Originally Posted by
Mrs Teapot:
“Hands up the Grumpy's on here 
”
I wasn't grumpy until I saw your unnecessary use of an apostrophe there!
Originally Posted by ladyloulou:
“Stacey Solomon[...]Is she a household famous name?”
Only in households where the occupants watched The X Factor in 2009 or I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here the following year! She's not really known for her singing.
Originally Posted by elasticlove:
“of course those vile shits get through”
Ha, that's a bit mean!