Get your pennies ready folks, Josie Gibson is writing her autobiography.
What has she done thats worth reading about except being lazy in Big Brother when it was fixed for her to win?

Using publicity she's getting from her grannies court case to shift copies I reckon.

Good news.

In today's economy it's nice to know Josie is employing someone to write for her.

...You actually found a positive. Well Done

Oh get over it.

Sour grapes.

I'm sure she'll find one person who wants to read it.

Presumably she's writing it because someone is going to pay her for it.

Hope her memory is good

I can picture the book jacket synopsis -

A young black girl born to the cotton fields of Kentucky fought for equality her entire life after the wrongful arrest of her grandmother. Kept in an emotional prison by the evil industrialist John James she broke free to lead the Mucker New Wave which saw thousands of women cure of their body issues when Josie risked her life by slimming down yet miraculously inflating her cleavage and marry/lodge/date (sort of) Luke the plumber...or Tom from TOWIE

She is...Josie Gibson

I would love to read it if it were a truthful account of al the machinations behind her rise to zelebrity. Sadly, I doubt that the book will do this.

True and rather funny. Let's hope it does better than Chantelle's legendarily poorly selling autobiography.

Apparently, it's entitled:

Alroit moy Luvrrrrs?:

How I Managed to Win 100 grand for lying in bed from ar*ehole to breakfast time.

By Josie Gibson.

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Too early in the day to have a rant about why people hate to see HMs get on in life.

Well as a person Josie Gibson's life story' is pretty much a non event. BUT, her weight loss achievement is something she should be proud of.

There's no 'achievement' in being paid to slim down to a normal weight. Weight loss/gain is, after all, her job now.

She's not even 30 yet and she's writing her autobiography? I say "writing" because I very much doubt she's doing it herself. Very few celebrities actually write auto biogs themselves and instead employ a ghost writer to do so.

Jade Goody had her first autobiography (written with Lucie Cave) issued in 2006 when she was 25.

She managed a couple more in her sadly short life.

I've got another: it will keep the posters on the court thread occupied for at least four years.

On the subject of ex-HMs writing books, anyone know how Aaron's effort is coming along? If it ever sees the light of day I just hope it's as entertaining as the extract he posted last year. I was purring right the way through it.

i have a slight form of dyslexia, or something similar (undiagnosed) and i thought it said, "get your penises ready".
had to read it a couple times.

i doubt she's writing it, probably a ghostwriter.. out of all the former housemates she's not the first that comes to mind in which i'd be interested to read their autobiography.

I know, but I don't think anyone under the age of at least 40 should even contemplate writing their memoirs. They are far too young and haven't lived enough of a life IMO.

Lol

Oh I dont know.
Im 50 and im pretty sure Jade lived her life to the fullest and would have far more interesting stories to tell than I have.
a year in the life of a celeb/zeleb is not your average year like we have.
Had Jade waited she would never have gotten around to writing a book...for me its not about how old you are but about how interesting your life has been and I was taken back on Jades full,never dull life.

When I first saw the opening line I thought it said get your penises ready

^ That'd be more apt for a story about, for example, Cheryl Cole bringing out a new autobiography!

I'm truly pleased you see that as a positive