Originally Posted by
elasticlove:
“Not just on the motorbike, I'm sure. 
But Simon is rich and powerful, he knows what he wants (money and power
) and that is very attractive. He isn't completely hideous either.”
I don't get it - rich and powerful doesn't tickle my fancy - I'm more turned on by clever and funny (e.g. Stephen Fry, James May & Eddie Izzard). Any combination of two would make the perfect threesome
Actually, perhaps the perfect threesome would have to be James May and Eddie Izzard - I don't think Stephen Fry would be interested