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Old 10-06-2013, 17:06
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My big lab cross went in a hole in the garden as have 2 cats, thats what folks do its no big deal. the fish go in the river, i put a blackbird in the river this morning.

Horses are a whole diff ballgame however.
Round the back of Tesco at 1.30am?
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:06
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My dog was cremated at a pet crematorium after she was put to sleep. Got her ashes in a little wooden box with a plaque on the top.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:07
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OP have you tried your local Chinese Restaurant?
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:07
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Hahahahahaha, the best part was when Vosne actually thought he had had a girlfriend!!!

My grandma took her dog to a special dog burner and he burnt the doggy corpse. I think she sprinkled the ashes over her clematis.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:08
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Hahahahahaha, the best part was when Vosne actually thought he had had a girlfriend!!!

My grandma took her dog to a special dog burner and he burnt the doggy corpse. I think she sprinkled the ashes over her clematis.
Anyone else mis-read this?
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:10
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Hahahahahaha, the best part was when Vosne actually thought he had had a girlfriend!!!

My grandma took her dog to a special dog burner and he burnt the doggy corpse. I think she sprinkled the ashes over her clematis.
Next one I get my hands on I'll be sprinkling on your dinner.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:14
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OP have you tried your local Chinese Restaurant?
Life on Mars moment.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:14
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Anyone else mis-read this?
No I didn't but I have now!
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:16
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In all seriousness, burial, cremation, or, if you're of a Victorian sentimental mindset ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxidermy
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:17
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Flog it.

Oh, wait a minute, that's a horse.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:21
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In all seriousness, burial, cremation, or, if you're of a Victorian sentimental mindset ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxidermy
I read on another place someone saying their mum's dog had just pegged it. Her horse kicked it in the chops apparently. He was wondering to do with it as she was sitting on the sofa stroking it's rapidly stiffening body. The helpful suggestion was - wait till she goes up to the loo then stand it up in the hall facing the bathroom door for when she comes out.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:22
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Man up and bury it. Make sure it is deep or it could get dug up again by foxes etc.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:26
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I was thinking about an ex for no apparent reason just now She had a dog that must have long ago carked it. What do you do with the thing? I mean, if it was a small one I can see you could just dig a wee hole and toss it in there. What about if it's a Great Dane or summat? You'd need a digger. Or do you just stand it up by the bins and hope it gets collected whilst it's still stiff?
You don't just toss your beloved pet in a hole
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:28
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You don't just toss your beloved pet in a hole
Launch it then
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:28
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You could have it cryogenically frozen.

Was the dog called Walt?
He's a Scot - he disney remember !
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:28
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You don't just toss your beloved pet in a hole
Do pets go to heaven?
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:31
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He's a Scot - he disney remember !
A moments silence for this post
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:31
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He's a Scot - he disney remember !
Hahaha, nice.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:31
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Do pets go to heaven?
If you have a powerful enough catapult.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:34
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If you have a powerful enough catapult.
Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa.......you're doomed, son...lol
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:35
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Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa.......you're doomed, son...lol
Sorry to all offended

Hell, we didn't ask for this to be moved to pets from GD
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:38
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Do pets go to heaven?
All Dogs Go To Heaven. I saw a documentary on it when I was a kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUvk7NNmB64&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:39
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Sorry to all offended

Hell, we didn't ask for this to be moved to pets from GD
Food and drink? Or Fashion - you could make it into bagpipes
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:42
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Sorry to all offended

Hell, we didn't ask for this to be moved to pets from GD


The people on the pets forum aren't going to be happy.
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Old 10-06-2013, 17:46
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I have a half dug swimming pool if you still need disposal.
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