What does one do with a dead dog?

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PrimalIce

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by Dwight Wright:
“My big lab cross went in a hole in the garden as have 2 cats, thats what folks do its no big deal. the fish go in the river, i put a blackbird in the river this morning.

Horses are a whole diff ballgame however.”

Round the back of Tesco at 1.30am?

Miss XYZ

10-06-2013

My dog was cremated at a pet crematorium after she was put to sleep. Got her ashes in a little wooden box with a plaque on the top.

Evo102

10-06-2013

OP have you tried your local Chinese Restaurant?

BastardBeaver

10-06-2013

Hahahahahaha, the best part was when Vosne actually thought he had had a girlfriend!!!

My grandma took her dog to a special dog burner and he burnt the doggy corpse. I think she sprinkled the ashes over her clematis.

agrainofsand

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by BastardBeaver:
“Hahahahahaha, the best part was when Vosne actually thought he had had a girlfriend!!!

My grandma took her dog to a special dog burner and he burnt the doggy corpse. I think she sprinkled the ashes over her clematis.”

Anyone else mis-read this?

vosne

10-06-2013

Next one I get my hands on I'll be sprinkling on your dinner.

KJ44

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by Evo102:
“OP have you tried your local Chinese Restaurant?”

Life on Mars moment.

JulesandSand

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by agrainofsand:
“Anyone else mis-read this?”

No I didn't but I have now!

KJ44

10-06-2013

In all seriousness, burial, cremation, or, if you're of a Victorian sentimental mindset ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxidermy

macsmurray

10-06-2013

Flog it.

Oh, wait a minute, that's a horse.

vosne

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by KJ44:
“In all seriousness, burial, cremation, or, if you're of a Victorian sentimental mindset ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxidermy”

I read on another place someone saying their mum's dog had just pegged it. Her horse kicked it in the chops apparently. He was wondering to do with it as she was sitting on the sofa stroking it's rapidly stiffening body. The helpful suggestion was - wait till she goes up to the loo then stand it up in the hall facing the bathroom door for when she comes out.

RogerBailey

10-06-2013

Man up and bury it. Make sure it is deep or it could get dug up again by foxes etc.

SULLA

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by vosne:
“I was thinking about an ex for no apparent reason just now She had a dog that must have long ago carked it. What do you do with the thing? I mean, if it was a small one I can see you could just dig a wee hole and toss it in there. What about if it's a Great Dane or summat? You'd need a digger. Or do you just stand it up by the bins and hope it gets collected whilst it's still stiff? ”

You don't just toss your beloved pet in a hole

vosne

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“You don't just toss your beloved pet in a hole”

Launch it then

Babe Rainbow

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by agrainofsand:
“You could have it cryogenically frozen.

Was the dog called Walt?”

He's a Scot - he disney remember !

KJ44

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by SULLA:
“You don't just toss your beloved pet in a hole”

Do pets go to heaven?

vosne

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by Babe Rainbow:
“He's a Scot - he disney remember !”

A moments silence for this post

agrainofsand

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by Babe Rainbow:
“He's a Scot - he disney remember !”

Hahaha, nice.

agrainofsand

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by KJ44:
“Do pets go to heaven?”

If you have a powerful enough catapult.

vosne

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by agrainofsand:
“If you have a powerful enough catapult.”

Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa.......you're doomed, son...lol

agrainofsand

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by vosne:
“Haaaaaahaaaaaaaa.......you're doomed, son...lol ”

Sorry to all offended

Hell, we didn't ask for this to be moved to pets from GD

BastardBeaver

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by KJ44:
“Do pets go to heaven?”

All Dogs Go To Heaven. I saw a documentary on it when I was a kid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUvk7NNmB64&feature=youtube_gdata_player

vosne

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by agrainofsand:
“Sorry to all offended

Hell, we didn't ask for this to be moved to pets from GD ”

Food and drink? Or Fashion - you could make it into bagpipes

Admiral Star

10-06-2013

Originally Posted by agrainofsand:
“Sorry to all offended

Hell, we didn't ask for this to be moved to pets from GD ”

The people on the pets forum aren't going to be happy.

Delta Tango

10-06-2013

I have a half dug swimming pool if you still need disposal.

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