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What does one do with a dead dog?
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agrainofsand
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by Admiral Star:
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The people on the pets forum aren't going to be happy.”

I think the mods have it in for me and vozzer...lol
vosne
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by agrainofsand:
“I think the mods have it in for me and vozzer...lol”

It's an unusual way to go. Beaten to death by a thousand tins of Pedigree Chum.
Eternia
10-06-2013
More like slapped by a thousand pouches of 'Sheba'
Hobbes1966
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by vosne:
“I read on another place someone saying their mum's dog had just pegged it. Her horse kicked it in the chops apparently. He was wondering to do with it as she was sitting on the sofa stroking it's rapidly stiffening body. The helpful suggestion was - wait till she goes up to the loo then stand it up in the hall facing the bathroom door for when she comes out.”

True laugh out loud moment
Bedsit Bob
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by macsmurray:
“Flog it.

Oh, wait a minute, that's a horse.”

Make a ready meal of it.

Oh, wait a minute, that's a horse too.
Bedsit Bob
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by vosne:
“The helpful suggestion was - wait till she goes up to the loo then stand it up in the hall facing the bathroom door for when she comes out.”

Was the dog named Rowdy?
PencilBreath
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by benjamini:
“For a fee the vet disposes of it.
My sisters wee dog was disposed of this way. Unfortunately her husband 4 days later saw the poor dead dog hanging of the teeth of the digger at the local tip when he was dumping stuff . Its illegal for vets to dispose of them like that now, and they are cremated.”

wow, what an amazing coincidence. what a remarkable set of events had to take place for that to happen. quite incredible.
Croctacus
10-06-2013
There's always the River Thames.

Spare a thought for the helper having to explain to the nursery class walking back to their Greenwich school from Mudshute Farm though.

'miss, what's that big boat?
'thats a dredger clearing up river rubbish'
',and what about that building?'
'that's the Millennium Dome'
'and what about that thing floating in the river?'
'thats a dead dog!'
RandomSally
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by Dwight Wright:
“My big lab cross went in a hole in the garden as have 2 cats, thats what folks do its no big deal. the fish go in the river, i put a blackbird in the river this morning.

Horses are a whole diff ballgame however.”

I know of someone who had her two horses buried in a field she owned. She died earlier this year and the colleague who had told me about her went to the funeral.
She was buried on top of her horses....
I don't think she was buried sitting astride one.................
vosne
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
“There's always the River Thames.

Spare a thought for the helper having to explain to the nursery class walking back to their Greenwich school from Mudshute Farm though.

'miss, what's that big boat?
'thats a dredger clearing up river rubbish'
',and what about that building?'
'that's the Millennium Dome'
'and what about that thing floating in the river?'
'thats a dead dog!'”

Maybe he was just resting.
Croctacus
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by vosne:
“Maybe he was just resting.”

Do you bloat when you rest?
SULLA
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by KJ44:
“Do pets go to heaven?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2ACtMyq-Eo
vosne
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by Croctacus:
“Do you bloat when you rest?”

Right now, aye. I'm waiting for a flatulence thread to trundle by to alleviate matters.
SilvioDante
10-06-2013
Originally Posted by vosne:
“Right now, aye. I'm waiting for a flatulence thread to trundle by to alleviate matters.”

Paaaaarrp....the loss of and disposal of a beloved pet is a sensitive issue. I love my dog like a brother, my real brother hasn't communicated with me in nearly 2 years now. He could be dead or anything, more sense out of our dog anyhow.
GibsonGirl
11-06-2013
What a sick thread! Hope it gets deleted! There are people on here who actually care about their dogs and this is most insensitive!
vosne
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by GibsonGirl:
“What a sick thread! Hope it gets deleted! There are people on here who actually care about their dogs and this is most insensitive! ”

I care about them. Putting them in the bin didn't seem right is all


Or turning them into bagpipes and stuff.
Welsh-lad
11-06-2013
The vet treating the dog will usually offer disposal if it dies. Though it's usually incineration.

When our dog died we dug a hole in the garden and buried him.
You've got to go deep though as you don't want anything unpleasant resurfacing in the course of future gardening (digging flower beds / planting etc.)
RandomSally
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by GibsonGirl:
“What a sick thread! Hope it gets deleted! There are people on here who actually care about their dogs and this is most insensitive! ”

Blame whoever got the mods to move it for being in here.
blossom24
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by GibsonGirl:
“What a sick thread! Hope it gets deleted! There are people on here who actually care about their dogs and this is most insensitive! ”

Agreed, small minded, sad people on here GisonGirl !
CBFreak
11-06-2013
Make use of it
Such as this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ

Edit: My dog died early last year and it still upsets me. Yet sometimes you need to lighten the load.
vosne
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by blossom24:
“Agreed, small minded, sad people on here GisonGirl !”

I'm quite jolly most of the time


Small minded is not far of the mark though
vosne
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by CBFreak:
“Make use of it
Such as this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ

Edit: My dog died early last year and it still upsets me. Yet sometimes you need to lighten the load.”

Oh......my........God............
lucy777
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by CBFreak:
“Make use of it
Such as this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ

Edit: My dog died early last year and it still upsets me. Yet sometimes you need to lighten the load.”

I'd take cover if I were you!!
GibsonGirl
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by blossom24:
“Agreed, small minded, sad people on here GisonGirl !”

Blossom24, you are right about them being small minded and sad. I do wonder what the moderators would do if this were a thread about dead kids. It would more than likely be gone by now. Before jumping down my throat for comparing dogs to kids, please tell me what makes humans more important.

Moderators: Please delete it now!
GibsonGirl
11-06-2013
Originally Posted by CBFreak:
“Make use of it
Such as this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kslv7l75jQ

Edit: My dog died early last year and it still upsets me. Yet sometimes you need to lighten the load.”

What a sick individual. He really cared about his cat - not! When my sweet and beautiful boy goes, I would NEVER ever think of trying to "lighten the load" by watching a video of another dead pet. I seriously doubt that a parent of a dead child would watch a video featuring a dead kid or visit a site with 'jokes' about dead babies for some emotional relief either.
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