Personally i found that tonight when Michael nominated sallie and sallie responded by saying thanks Michael to which he said any time was hilarious. Gotta be the funniest moment yet. What do you all think?

When that guy farted on the bed.

Jackie letting the cat out the bag about Michael's nomming powers
Gina following gemima around from room to room to carry on arguing with her.

Nikki saying Jackie looks like Gerard Depardieu

That actually was quite funny. Not the fart, but the panic stricken way he leaped up and sprayed deodorant everywhere.

I thought that was brilliant. Not Jackie herself - she was just dim - but the sight of every single brain whirring into alarmed action at once. You could see everyone in a massive dither, thinking - what can I say? Shall l laugh? Start a distraction? Walk away? No wonder Michael laughed when he got to the diary room.

I am also increasingly entertained by Dan, in the nicest possible way. He seems a total sweetie, but he IS Buzz Lightyear, isn't he? He kind of patrols the house looking out to see if anyone needs his magical powers just now, and not relaxing until he has checked that everyone is all right.

When Dexter said "Smell my cheese!".

Sallie going ape about being nommed when it's not real. In spite of claiming the set up between BB and Michael is fake.

Gina telling Sallie if she was a professional she would be on celebrity big brother

Michael apparently crying in the loo then giving a thumbs up to the camera and a cheeky smile.

Daley tonight opening the door to the bedroom durng Jemima and Gina's row then backing out slowly!

Dan when he realised he was talking to himself in the garden

When Rylan open his gob to reveal , £25,000 worth of veneers ,

"Skid mark of society"

Or ginas "ha ha no" when asked if she was doing the dishes.

Oh and cheap primark shoes!

When Jemima asked Gina if she was going to do all the dishes and Gina just went "haha no"

I didn't get that at first . The silence then I said why are they all quickly scarpering from the table

All of Gina's one liners:

"If you were professional, you'd be on Celeb Big Brother, but you're on this Big Brother."

(In relation to BB Rules) - "You change them often enough."

Ginas reaction to being asked if she was going to do all the dishes

The I'm feeling great smarmy face of Michael's after he'd had a lovely breakfast in the DR and didn't care that everybody knew it.

"Spoilt, not spoiled."

"You haven't washed one cup in that kitchen!"
"I've washed mine..."

Brilliant.

Yes that was funny.
I liked the twins when they entered the house and Joe slipped on the stairs and they both laughed hysterically.

That didn't happen. Gina found Jemima in the kitchen and asked her to come to the bedroom to speak to her. Jemima came in the bedroom. Argument. Gina walked out into the garden. Jemima followed Gina into the garden. Did you watch the show?


So funny! I literally laughed out loud.


Excellent burn on BB. I can't believe they left it in!


LOL, she's too much! How can anyone want her to leave?!

Emma saying "Channel Fo - FIVE."

After which they continued to row, after which Jemima walked back into the house, only for Gina to follow and continue arguing.

Did you watch the show?

I was doing the ironing yelling out "awkward" and my family came running to see what I was yelling about. That was TV gold It was like tumbleweeds went rolling across the dining table.

Then Sophie "is she fick"

Mine too, it just angered her all the more