Me too mate. I'm sure he said he had two daughters? Would he like it if they were treated like that, on a date?

On air - hi all..

Tight snatch. Oooh errr.

She's a young looking 28

Didn't think lesbians cared much for the tightness of one's snatch.

Blimey are they drunk they are right giddy kippers , but they'd annoy me if I were trying to eat a nice meal

That was more like WWF wrestling than a first date.

Yes i wish you bloody were discreet Mairte D,, you have been anything but though

Short but sweet.

Short men are better in bed, imo

He doesn't look that short

These two girls look like they have been a couple for years ,, one of the most natural dates there has been so far

Don't order a short cocktail.

Wow he doesn't seem that impressed.

You think? I think they are both showing off and behaving quite unnaturally

Men with small willies are better in bed they try harder so the nuns at the convent told me

God pile on your traumas on him on a first date why don't you love

LOL,, i'm rubbish at the whole dating thing, so i have no idea really

they just seem to have known each other for years

According to one of my friends who is a lesbian that's the way lesbian dating goes you know each other a week you get an ikea catalogue and a cat and move in then three months later they want to kill each other, not unlike straight couples really

Awwww cute couple.

And get matching haircuts and adopt 3 children at once.

Tinder yielded only prostitutes.

Are you confusing lesbians and angelina Joliet and Brad Pitt

lol