Sit down Gary! ... preferably at your own table!

He thought she was Alexander O'Neill.

No idea who these two are, could be a pair of swingers looking for a hook-up for all I know.

Bringing your friend with you on a date...hmmm

Jamie will be blotto before she even turns up.

Only recognised Anthea Turner so far.

That creep from a couple of weeks ago is her date. She always seems to fall for creeps.

Usual nonentity from Made in Chelsea

This is going to sound awful but I hope they only show the requests for funds and not short films re the disease. I support SUFC, my husband died from it, but it just wouldn't be the right thing for this lighthearted show - it didn't really work on Gogglebox last week.

On that tip.
He's playing in the Civic Hall around the Corner from me this month, must be a bit of a come down for him, but he's still 'playing out' as we call it and earning from singing.

This aint X Factor now Alex, you can drop the sob story.

I do hope Alexandra will do an impromptu rendition of 'Criticize'.

She seems like hard work.

Don't think he even knows where Switzerland is. She's way out of his league.

She's too smart for a reality TV numpty.

Listening to the Voice over/Narrator would help on this point.

You're from Berne. Where's that? It's the capital.

I want to lick his teeth, they're so perfect.

I like Alexandra Burke

Maybe, but there's a possibility most of his money is there.

Half-jesting. I'm well aware they're from some irrelevant TOWIE/Chelsea rubbish.

Massive banker more like

Dont think he knows what Switzerland is let alone where lol, and that Gary I just want to punch, hard, very hard.

Jeremy would be a great fit for Anthea. She seems attracted to complete cocks.