Ken Barlow shouting at a doctor "PLEASE TRY!".

EE Patrick falling a whole 6 inches doing the curtains and breaking his arm.
Also Patrick in the wheelchair with the bottle of booze when the chair fell over!
Carol falling over chasing David.
Alice's random shoplifting choices.
Bianca attacking Kane on the stairs.
Max on last night's EE on finding out Lauren has liver failure saying "it's important we don't let her drink".
Laurens yellow make up making her look like a character from the simpsons.

And of course, the incomparable "bubblys in the fridge"

fat pat

EE,

You need slapping down,
I made some cottage pie,
Kane in a scottish accent - Manners dont cost a thing in this world!

Kanes face!

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIzPvIICUAARvq1.jpg:large

I think it was when Jack got shot in the club, Libby was looking for her boyfriend then Darren came and said something like 'only found this' and it was the guy wheelchair (not funny written down but on screen it was)

Wonder if he is related to these two

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_p1gxRVddvu...-gentlemen.jpg
Would explain a lot

I was amused at Eastenders after Jack had been shot, when he awoke in hospital and could only make noises like Chewbecca. Of course it wasn't meant to be a laughing matter!

Any scene in EE where Kirsty's hat makes an appearance

Really tough to beat "Oh no, poor Libby."

Had to add this Holly Cunningham trying to do drunk, it was absolutely AWFUL

When Liam berated Bianca over her purchase of cheap baked beans.

When Liberty walked in on Theresa and Ethan messing about. Worst acting EVER.

Oh, also when Cameron yelled at Carl to "STAY DAHN!!!!" in the live episode.

When Tom peed himself after seeing Clare

When Tina farted in Corrie crying over her father's death

^ Wasn't that over Graeme and Xin's betrayal rather than her father's death? Perhaps they were around the same, I can't remember. Anyway, here it is for you to enjoy again!

Oh gosh yes! Her face is hysterical!

I also found EE Stella jumping off the roof and saying "watch me daddy" quite funny for some reason!?!

I haven't read all the thread so apologies for any repeats :
EE Sharon saying "My son's in there .......eating a biscuit" when 'Denny' was in the Brannings kitchen.
EE : When Ronnie awoke to find Michael in bed with her and Jack returned home and Ronnie saying 'Jack I don't know how he got there'
EE Sharon again "I'm Sharon .... and i'm an addict" Just Letitia Dean's delivery of lines make scenes funny.
And nothing tops EE Vanessa "Bubbly's in the fridge"

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned, "Get Den Watts he'll know what to do." The whole fairground scene was just a classic for all the wrong reasons.

I always found it hilarious when on NYD in 2002 the aftermath of little mo hitting Trevor with the iron (eastenders if you haven't guessed :P) and the slaters were discussing what to do, Lynne said now nan has gone we can stop pretending to be the Mafia xD always made me laugh

hahahahah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXMFEHRvD4Y

I though that was a very witty take on James Cagney in a film whose name escapes me....on the Empire State Building "Top of the World, Ma!"

It was my gran's favourite, but I reckon most people didn't get the joke

"tea? coffee? me?"
...
"... It's DISGUSTIN'!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DbXXbUjs0o

one of the best and funniest episodes of corrie this year, so many great one liners.

I thought it was funny how Brian nearly pounced on Sylvia on Friday night's episode when she was bringing him his pie and chips