Because if I don't do it now, it won't get done....
Frankie - QS. The dance mat VT was stupid. Sure. Kfg really putting Frankie through her paces in those six inch heels. (Am sure the others were just as bad, but I ff-d them all). Took a while to start, but fun and enjoyable. Didn't benefit from the extra dancers, really and I don't think they needed to do two lots of group/side-by-side. I like Frankie - hope she's safe.
Jake - AS. Not much to add to my post above, Not my favourite dance and I don't feel Jake is improving as much as I hoped he would. Will the salsa turn out to be his best dance?
Suneta - Samba. Yikes. Not great. Hope it wasn't her swansong. She seemed surprised at the scores. ("Eights?! For that?!!!"

). Brendan being more suportive this week.
Simon - AT. Oooh, I don't know. Too much Kristina and not enough Simon, perhaps?

. He's one of my faves, but I didn't like this quite as much as everyone in Blackpool. Brooding and dramatic, but slightly off. Before Craig said, I was thinking his hands looked like scoops. Not the most important thing, but detracted from the overall look. Think he's good, though, and want him to stay.
Judy - VW. A smidge of actual dancing and all her usual good humour. I wouldn't mind if she left now.
Mark - Charleston. I enjoyed this (though thought it would
never start!), but have gone off Mark

. (Also, if you must feature a 'rolly polly' (in Vinthent voice

) it ought to be better than that).
Pixie - Paso. What's not to love about a War-of-the-Worlds/Roman-gladiator-fusion paso doble??

Thought they were both fab, but Pixie needed better shaping and more 'snap' in her upper body. Great number though - really enjoyed it.
Steve - AS. I appreciate he was trying to convey softness, but it felt more tentative from my sofa. Nice dance for a big bloke, though it looked like a paso at the start. Ola looked great and a bit more chipper this week. Like him. Hope he stays.
Caroline -- Jive. I felt Pasta needed to dance down a little, because she was good, but still came out seeming a bit heavy. Loved her blue shoes and like that she gives her all.
I like all the remaining celebs (aside from Mark and he doesn't deserve to go....)
Think Zoe is great on the main show. I sort of wish it was Zoe out front and Claud up top

Lovely group ballroom number to kick off.
Scores were a bit generous.
I understand why they up-size some of the dances for the bigger stage, but sometimes they were just clutter.
Good show overall.