I've been trying. I really have. Even now, there is a housefly in the room, and my ears are straining. But I'm beginning to wonder if it's worth the trouble.

A fly told Wolfy that there was going to be a twist in Big Brother. A message as startling as being told that there is going to be a Wednesday after this Tuesday.

Then a bee told her to 'follow her gut' when making nominations; ie to go ahead and nominate whoever she wanted.

That really isn't very good. How much better if the fly had told Wolfy that there was going to be a task involving strings of sausages and a lorry tyre, and if the bee had told her to nominate the two people with the hairiest legs.

Stop press: a small moth has just told me that the Daily Express is preparing an exclusive story about pensions being hit, and I'm sure that scurrying woodlouse said something about Prince William's baby being either a boy or a girl...

She'd be better off listening to the director's commentary of A Bug's Life :/

The fly in my office has told me the sun is outside...I had a look and, bugger me, it is!

I think the chicken curry last night on the live feed was screaming "DON'T EAT ME" - but I guess she didn't hear that.

these insects are trying to survive in a harsh environment, of course when some mad hippy starts chatting shit to them they are just going to say what they want to hear to get them on their way

I've already killed 3 flies today, I dread to think what they'd say to me.

Can you nominate yourself?

Probably the same thing that Wolfy was ignoring when the fly she decided to capture had 2 of its legs fall off... oi, that bloody hurts you cruel human

This is probably the top of the list of reasons why I can't stand Wolfy. Her horrible play acting at following a religion that is a serious matter for people who actually bothered to educate themselves about it is making it a laughing stock. No real shaman "talks to insects" let alone gets advice from them or asks them questions. She's a bad parody of a sterotype of a bigoted view of shamanism.

If she were a Christian behaving in this manner, the only way that would approximate it would be if she randomly stopped during the day, dropped to the floor shaking, started speaking in tongues, then declared a message to the house directly from Jesus about how the game should be played. People would write her off as a drama queen and a joke immediately if she did. The same should be done when she is equally disrespectful to a less common religion.

Really she'll only saying what's in her mind . We're all have constant conversations with ourselves .

What about the fish? Do they not also have a voice? Would somebody please think about the poor fish...

Wolfy has a rule, don't speak to things that you might want to have for tea

To be fair, that is my rule as well. There is a reason why we don't get 'pick your own' beef farms...

It's like faith healing, it's all entirely internal, if you don't really believe in it, it won't work.

Unfortunately I don't believe in any of that crap, so I am doomed to western medicine only. Come and get me, Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, ICI, etc - I am the willing prey of your evil multinational corporations.

I'm still astounded that the insect world is up to speed with the ever-changing rules of Big Brother.

A little bird told me that a snail told him that the bee that spoke to wolfy was in fact a mole.

there is a craze for cow abuse sadly now, lots of youngsters calling cows stupid to their big faces

A bluebottle is currently telling me that it'd like to see a rolled up copy of the Daily Mirror coming towards it a terminal velocity.

blimey, they don't live in the 3rd world, they have satelite dishes and everything now

There's something (okay, maybe a few things) I don't understand about insect whispering: can a gifted human talk to all insects, whether they're human whisperers or not, and, by the same token, could any of us have a conversation with a fly if it's gifted, but we're not? If that's the case, I'm starting to think this may not be real because I don't know a single person that's had a conversation with an insect that's a human whisperer.

Please let one of them swat whichever insect she happens to be talking to. And, while they're at it, tell her how disgusting it is to gob on the vegetables.

Just the fact that she is asking a fly about who to vote for etc. shows how fake this whole shaman nature bull she is playing is. I am sure all the forces in the world and their endless wisdom are all very concerned about who Wolfie should vote for in Big Brother and her position in the house.

I'd love to know more about this philosophy that repects the insects but hates the vegetables, and where does Dexter fit in with is?

They would be written off as a joke, but it wouldn't necessarily stop them reaching the final of a Big Brother series and being bested only by a West Country mediawhore.

(for example)

I remember Rev. Dave getting high on the Holy Spirit.