I hope this is not political or offensive to anyone but I think they throw more then a few eggs at people they don't like in Afghanistan.

The contestants may bring new meaning to the phrase "brought the house down"

Overthrow them, commercaise them. In 30 years time they will all be watching shit TV and posting crap from their BlackBerries.

"We have assumed control"...

Burkha limbo dancer wins Afghanistan's Got Talent and is promptly beheaded. Win Win situation for Cowell

Haven't the poor Afghans suffered enough?

I'll watch the final if only for the celebration AK47 fire.

Where the might of the USA and Britain failed, Simon Cowel will win!

And what acts might we see, how to blow up a school in 3 easy steps, or maybe how to lay an IED whilst blindfold. The talent will be endless I am sure.

Perhaps it might be like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrG9glDONgE