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Another classic for Noz to add to his collection.
"It's like two vultures fighting over a dying animal" |
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Not really a classic line at all. Norris meant to say three vultures, him included as one.
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
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The best Norris lime ever was when Martin(the nurse) was dating a young girl of 16 much to the street's horror!
Marin goes to The Kabin and Norris says to him "don't children grow-up so fast nowadays......as you well know!"
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Norris's face when Emily caught him regarding the DVD box set. Dont know what he was trying to prove.
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The best Norris lime ever was when Martin(the nurse) was dating a young girl of 16 much to the street's horror!
Marin goes to The Kabin and Norris says to him "don't children grow-up so fast nowadays......as you well know!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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The best Norris lime ever was when Martin(the nurse) was dating a young girl of 16 much to the street's horror!
Marin goes to The Kabin and Norris says to him "don't children grow-up so fast nowadays......as you well know!" ![]() ![]() I can even hear Norris's voice as I read that. |
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Emily doesn't deserve Norris. The most ungrateful old ratbag I've ever seen.
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I've no time for the preachy do-gooder that is Emily.
I did feel a modicum of sympathy for her when her Ernie was shot dead by robbers - but I quickly realised those robbers had done the poor sod a favour. |
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I've no time for the preachy do-gooder that is Emily.
I did feel a modicum of sympathy for her when her Ernie was shot dead by robbers - but I quickly realised those robbers had done the poor sod a favour. |
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
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I've no time for the preachy do-gooder that is Emily.
I did feel a modicum of sympathy for her when her Ernie was shot dead by robbers - but I quickly realised those robbers had done the poor sod a favour. |
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
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What exactly does Emily do for money? In Emmerdale when Edna lost her job she couldn't afford to heat her house, does she get rent off Norris? It's all confusing, she seems to have gave up work years ago and now does charity stuff. She must have a pot of gold somewhere, life insurance no doubt
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Rita reminds me of Selma from The Simpsons (or is it Patti?): "Next time I marry, it's for love... well, perhaps once more for money."
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Absolutely loathe Emily. Loathe her. And Rita.
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
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