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Old 28-06-2013, 22:53
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Another classic for Noz to add to his collection.

"It's like two vultures fighting over a dying animal"
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Old 29-06-2013, 01:13
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Not really a classic line at all. Norris meant to say three vultures, him included as one.
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Old 29-06-2013, 07:57
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
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Old 29-06-2013, 08:31
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The best Norris lime ever was when Martin(the nurse) was dating a young girl of 16 much to the street's horror!

Marin goes to The Kabin and Norris says to him "don't children grow-up so fast nowadays......as you well know!"
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Old 29-06-2013, 09:04
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Norris's face when Emily caught him regarding the DVD box set. Dont know what he was trying to prove.
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Old 29-06-2013, 09:08
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The best Norris lime ever was when Martin(the nurse) was dating a young girl of 16 much to the street's horror!

Marin goes to The Kabin and Norris says to him "don't children grow-up so fast nowadays......as you well know!"
Haha, brilliant! Good old Norris.
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Old 29-06-2013, 10:44
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The best Norris lime ever was when Martin(the nurse) was dating a young girl of 16 much to the street's horror!

Marin goes to The Kabin and Norris says to him "don't children grow-up so fast nowadays......as you well know!"


I can even hear Norris's voice as I read that.
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Old 29-06-2013, 10:53
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Emily doesn't deserve Norris. The most ungrateful old ratbag I've ever seen.
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Old 29-06-2013, 11:10
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I've no time for the preachy do-gooder that is Emily.

I did feel a modicum of sympathy for her when her Ernie was shot dead by robbers - but I quickly realised those robbers had done the poor sod a favour.
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Old 29-06-2013, 11:12
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I've no time for the preachy do-gooder that is Emily.

I did feel a modicum of sympathy for her when her Ernie was shot dead by robbers - but I quickly realised those robbers had done the poor sod a favour.
Hahaha
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Old 29-06-2013, 11:28
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
A lesson learnt by Audrey .... poor old Alfie.
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Old 29-06-2013, 12:24
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I've no time for the preachy do-gooder that is Emily.

I did feel a modicum of sympathy for her when her Ernie was shot dead by robbers - but I quickly realised those robbers had done the poor sod a favour.
I agree, i really cant stand emily. She really is a sanctimonious old moo. She looked down her nose at percy and she looks down her nose at norris.
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Old 29-06-2013, 12:27
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
Rita reminds me of Selma from The Simpsons (or is it Patti?): "Next time I marry, it's for love... well, perhaps once more for money."
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Old 29-06-2013, 12:27
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What exactly does Emily do for money? In Emmerdale when Edna lost her job she couldn't afford to heat her house, does she get rent off Norris? It's all confusing, she seems to have gave up work years ago and now does charity stuff. She must have a pot of gold somewhere, life insurance no doubt
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Old 29-06-2013, 12:33
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Rita reminds me of Selma from The Simpsons (or is it Patti?): "Next time I marry, it's for love... well, perhaps once more for money."
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Old 29-06-2013, 13:13
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Absolutely loathe Emily. Loathe her. And Rita.
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Old 29-06-2013, 14:50
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Poor old Noz worrying about his future. Nothing wrong with that, no different than Rita marrying blokes to earn herself loads of cash in their will.
Worrying about his future? He inherited £172,000 from his half brother Ramsey and bought the Kabin from Rita.
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