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Hi all :)

This all started off as a bit of fun ( I suppose it still is) but due to the response, I continued writing this 'forum soap' which mixes DS forumers with the EastEnders residents. I thought I'd give it it's own thread to keep all the episodes in one place.
Before now, I was posting them in the EastEnders episode threads (which I'll still do) but having them all together here will save people having to search for them (especially if you're an avid reader :p)
Series 1 will be 12 episodes and episodes are usually posted on Fridays.
Anyway I hope you all enjoy and don't be shy and leave some feedback. ;)

EPISODE ONE:

Zack and mona continue to quarrel over the exclusion of Shirley Carter's name from the cast list, will these former friends be able to kiss and make up or has their friendship reached the end of the road?

Dan2008's fight against EastEnder trolls takes an unexpected twist but with the help of all DS' other dans, will he succeed in getting this troll permabanned?

IanMandy continues his quest to get Mandy Salter back on EastEnders but when he encounters another Ian Beale Fanatic on the forum, he is smitten and his quest takes an unexpected turn.

With Scrabbler's impending take over of EastEnders looming, he begins to appoint his staff. Will he be able to keep all his friends happy or will he lose some in the process?

With TK and sorcha's affair getting serious, her impending wedding to maurice is in doubt...

Also tonight, Ilovenicnacs reveals that she doesn't actually like nicnacs, SULLA professes his love for Mo Harris and xTonix continues to feed Lauren's alcohol habit when she requests MORE money.

DUFF DUFF: Sorcha stares at the unwritten wedding invitations with worry and sadness etched on her face.
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    EPISODE TWO:

    Dan Bevis sends the other dans on a wild goose chase so that he can be the one to help dan2008 get the troll perma-banned and win his affections but when the troll turns up on dan's doorstep, has Bevis put his friend's life in mortal peril?

    Scrabbler interviews Angelic Princess and PrincessPerfect for series producer. Both have great knowledge of the show and outline great ideas to the new producer. But when he hires both of them, has he made a big mistake?

    Vaslav wants to be in charge of the LGBT department but Scrabbler tells him he has that covered and is going to ask his male friend at work that he fancies to be a love interest for Danny. Vaslav urges him to put Sharon back in the Vic and axe the deadwood but Scrabbler gets him removed from his office!

    Jayma's planned move from Michael's right eyebrow is put on hold when priscilla flirts with Michael at the local pub, 'The Shirley Gutter'. She won't have the same view in his underpants although his sweaty brow is proving very uncomfortable in this hot weather. When Joey floors Michael, Jayma is rushed to hospital, will she survive and will Michael come to see her?

    IanMandy's new forum friend points out that Mandy's return is unlikely and encourages him to start a new fanfic, Fantasy Enders. They disagree over Ian's ideal wife; she thinks Jane but he's adiment that it's Mandy. Will this bring them closer together or tear them further apart as they realise they're aren't as similar as they first thought?

    Also tonight, TK & sorcha escape to the ginnel when maurice goes to bed early, Mo airs her greasy kipper after Fat Elvis treats her to a brazilian, Mormon Girl excitedly awaits her Sunday return to DS Enders, joyof_pat admits that she rathers Corrie and vald receives a mysterious phone call.

    DUFF DUFF: Vaslav sits on the pavement in the pouring rain determined that his views and ideas will be heard.
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    EPISODE THREE:

    The troll keeps dan captive in his house and forces him to watch Corrie and Cowell's 'talent' shows on a loop. Dan is worried that he'll miss the Mc Fly concert tomorrow but his worry turns to horror when he realises he's unlikely to see the light of day again!! Bevis is in a right state, trying to run his t-shirt company and help dan is proving difficult. He worries about him when he sees that he hasn't been online in 24 hours. The troll demands dan's user details for ds forums and starts PM'ing other members, what are they planning and who are they?

    xTonix gets an earful off Tanya when she sees her supplying Lauren with more booze. Toni is in awe with Tanya's beauty and doesn't take much in. When she realises that Lauren is more desperate than ever to lay her hands on some booze, she offers her 3 bottles of wine in exchange for a night of sex, will Lauren agree?

    TK & sorcha are having a good time in the ginnel but when the cellar gate closes, they wonder who has caught them in the act. Sorcha avoids maurice the next day making him suspicious in the process.

    IanMandy's new forum friend is banned when she attacks another FM who doesn't like Ian Beale and want him to be axed. IanM starts to distance himself from her but with her ban only lasting a few days, will his attempts prove futile and is there room for 2 Beale Fanatics on the forum?

    AngelicPrincess and PrincessPerfect are set a task but when working together proves impossible, PP sabotages the task hoping that AP will be sacked. But Scrabbler has other things on his mind when he receives more hate letters from vaslav begging him to bring Tommy Steele into the show and threatening to turn everyone against him if he doesn't hire him.

    Also tonight, Jayma is upset when Michael doesn't visit her, Mo Mouse cries blue murder when he finds out Alice has lost her virginity, klendathu admires Poppy from afar, mona gets overexcited at the prospect of a Sharon/Shirley fight, Ilovenicnacs gets lucky when she dresses up as an Oompa Loompa and Tyler mistakes her for Whitney and vald finds a mysterious women on her doorstep while returning from collecting her pension.

    In a special red-button episode, forumers spent the day guessing what the big midnight news would be.

    DUFF DUFF: The troll typing ferociously with a vindictive smile.
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    IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    Love this, its good to re read the old eps so I remember what's been going on!

    I'll make sure Mandy comes back... I never lose a fight ;):p
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    EPISODE FOUR:

    xTonix feels like she's living the dream when she wakes up next to Lauren but that dream becomes a harsh reality when an irate Lauren demands more drink, what has Toni got herself into?

    Scrabbler sacks PrincessPerfect when he finds out that she sabotaged the task, telling her to stick to the episode reviews. With Angelic P now as Series Producer, they set out to make his tenure the best since John Yorke. He rehires Sarah Phelps, Tony Jordan, Tony Mc Hale, James Payne, Gillian Richmond and Richard Davidson, ditching the Hollyjokes writers masquerading as EE ones and throws Gittins in the continuity department. EEFanatic is hired as chief storyliner after his successful Beyond the Bay series impressed Scrabbler, he plans a train crash to wipe out all the deadwood and take all the current stories in new and exciting directions, how will mona feel when she learns Shirl has been axed? along with with Tamwar, AJ, Kim, Dexter, Jack, Fatboy, Ava, Sam and Tyler. Vaslav fangasms when he overhears the news of the 10 axings and gets to work on his bloodbath article pledging his full support in Scrabbler.

    Vald has catsmeow for breakfast. Her unexpected arrival caught vald by surprise but she was happy to put cat and the quadruplets up for the night. She informs her that she left the forum after Chyred departed and fancied a catch-up but is all as it seems?

    Shirley bars mo mouse from the Shirley Gutter when he calls her a two bit lush telling him to f**k off home to Geraldine with a classic slap to help him on his way. Priscilla flirts with Michael and asks him if she is his favourite barmaid. Mona helps Shirl out when it gets busy but her hyperness makes her drop glasses and Miss Carter tells her she'll be footing the bill!

    Elsewhere, Jayma leaves Walford to make a new start, lola_skye is the new tenant and looks forward to getting to know the locals, IanMandy rushes to Primark to get some new knickers for Ian and is hired as a waiter in Scarlett's in return but he's upset to discover BealeFanatic is now a guest on the forum, Klendathu buys Poppy a drink and Mormon Girl discombobulates when she meets her heroes Tanya & Max.

    Later, the troll pm's all the members they hate to come to dan's house that night for a party to celebrate moving into the house beside Mc Klunkey's which has been lying dormant for over a year now.
    Zack is on his way home from an Alexandra Burke concert but hopes to make it, joyof_pat promises to bring some thai food, vald dusts off her bus pass, Bevis gets out his best suit, mona ditches the glasses and fetches her best dress, sorcha buys some sexy lingerie knowing TK will be there, lola_skye sees it as the perfect opportunity to get to know everyone, Angelic P needs a break, vaslav is on the pull, xTonix can't go because she's looking after Lauren, IanMandy thinks it'll give him a chance to take his mind off recent events, priscilla books the night off work, Scrabbler hires a bodyguard, nicnacs gets out her fake bake/false eyelashes/extensions/gypsy gear and dullagj2 plans to confront TK & sorcha.
    While the troll is preoccupied, dan manages to escape and in the heat of the moment, clobbers them over the head with a doorstop........DUFF DUFF

    Dan gets the duff duff.
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    Thanks IanM. :D

    EPISODE FIVE:

    Dan stands in disbelief over the troll's body. He glances at the laptop and realises that all his friends are due to arrive in an hour. In a frantic distress, he drags the body to the nearby wardrobe, empties the contents and plops the body inside. He locks the room door and sets about cleaning the rest of the flat. With 30 minutes to spare he has a shower and runs to the Minute Mart to gets some nibbles.

    All the guests arrive and the party gets underway but it isn't long before tempers are frayed. Zack avoids mona after the Shirl incident a few weeks ago but when the she asks DJ Fatz to play some Blue and Ant & Dec, Zack wants some Alexandra and it all kicks off! Vald has to separate them and mona goes back to the pub to help Shirley close up; “Yeah go stalk that stinky tranny!” Zack screams. Mona screams expletives back and slams the door.

    Meanwhile, Joyof_pat orders more thai food when more guests arrive than expected, vald informs everyone what catsmeow has been getting up to, Angelic P introduces lola_skye to all the forumers, maurice tells IanMandy that sorcha has been off with him lately but he tells him that it's probably just that time of the month or maybe she's pregnant and vaslav makes a move on Scrabbler but he isn't interested! Vas grabs his fur coat in embarrassment and departs running into Abi who is munching on a family chicken bucket. He is even more disappointed when she hasn't got the French Curate's number.

    Also tonight, nicnacs and priscilla exchange Moon bros crushes and nicnacs tells Whitney she wasn't invited when she comes in looking for Lauren. Sez_babe is left in charge of the Shirley Gutter and vows to help Michael get Scarlett back. Ava patrols the Square but doesn’t notice TK’s evil twin brother, NeX, who is hiding in the bin outside his house hoping to surprise him.

    Blue_angel makes a dramatic return as head chef of the pub as Shirl attempts to win back punters lost to Beale the Squeal. But is she up to the task when she can't comprehend her first customer, Joey and has to chase Mo out of the kitchen, when she airs her itchy kipper at the freezer.

    Later, TK & sorcha go to Mc Klunkeys because they fail to get any time alone at the party. He asks her to run away with him. Bevis helps dan clear up the mess. Dan breaks down and confides in him telling him he has killed the troll who was keeping him captive but will Bevis be willing to help him get rid of the body? Dullagj2 enters Mc Klunkeys and makes his way over to TK, handing him a note "I know about your dirty little secret, meet me at the War Memorial at 2pm tomorrow or your secret won't be secret for much longer!" Camera cues to a smirking dj leaving the chicken outlet..........DUFF DUFF

    Dullagj2 gets the duff duff.
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    ScrabblerScrabbler Posts: 51,404
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    dullagj2 wrote: »
    Thanks IanM. :D

    EPISODE FIVE:

    Dan stands in disbelief over the troll's body. He glances at the laptop and realises that all his friends are due to arrive in an hour. In a frantic distress, he drags the body to the nearby wardrobe, empties the contents and plops the body inside. He locks the room door and sets about cleaning the rest of the flat. With 30 minutes to spare he has a shower and runs to the Minute Mart to gets some nibbles.

    All the guests arrive and the party gets underway but it isn't long before tempers are frayed. Zack avoids mona after the Shirl incident a few weeks ago but when the she asks DJ Fatz to play some Blue and Ant & Dec, Zack wants some Alexandra and it all kicks off! Vald has to separate them and mona goes back to the pub to help Shirley close up; “Yeah go stalk that stinky tranny!” Zack screams. Mona screams expletives back and slams the door.

    Meanwhile, Joyof_pat orders more thai food when more guests arrive than expected, vald informs everyone what catsmeow has been getting up to, Angelic P introduces lola_skye to all the forumers, maurice tells IanMandy that sorcha has been off with him lately but he tells him that it's probably just that time of the month or maybe she's pregnant and vaslav makes a move on Scrabbler but he isn't interested! Vas grabs his fur coat in embarrassment and departs running into Abi who is munching on a family chicken bucket. He is even more disappointed when she hasn't got the French Curate's number.

    Also tonight, nicnacs and priscilla exchange Moon bros crushes and nicnacs tells Whitney she wasn't invited when she comes in looking for Lauren. Sez_babe is left in charge of the Shirley Gutter and vows to help Michael get Scarlett back. Ava patrols the Square but doesn’t notice TK’s evil twin brother, NeX, who is hiding in the bin outside his house hoping to surprise him.

    Blue_angel makes a dramatic return as head chef of the pub as Shirl attempts to win back punters lost to Beale the Squeal. But is she up to the task when she can't comprehend her first customer, Joey and has to chase Mo out of the kitchen, when she airs her itchy kipper at the freezer.

    Later, TK & sorcha go to Mc Klunkeys because they fail to get any time alone at the party. He asks her to run away with him. Bevis helps dan clear up the mess. Dan breaks down and confides in him telling him he has killed the troll who was keeping him captive but will Bevis be willing to help him get rid of the body? Dullagj2 enters Mc Klunkeys and makes his way over to TK, handing him a note "I know about your dirty little secret, meet me at the War Memorial at 2pm tomorrow or your secret won't be secret for much longer!" Camera cues to a smirking dj leaving the chicken outlet..........DUFF DUFF

    Dullagj2 gets the duff duff.

    I have died and gone to hell.*Shudders* Think I'd rather have been killed than be hit on by Vaslav. Where's the barf smilie?

    No offence Vaslav
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    ilovenicnacsilovenicnacs Posts: 43,437
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    These are definately better than the show some days :D
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    dan2008dan2008 Posts: 37,287
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    Are you going to post them first in an episode thread and then post them here later?
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    dulliredullire Posts: 20,249
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    Scrabbler wrote: »
    I have died and gone to hell.*Shudders* Think I'd rather have been killed than be hit on by Vaslav. Where's the barf smilie?

    No offence Vaslav
    :D
    These are definately better than the show some days :D
    Is that a compliment? :p
    dan2008 wrote: »
    Are you going to post them first in an episode thread and then post them here later?
    They'll be posted simultaneously. ;)

    EPISODE SIX:
    HOUR LONG SPECIAL

    Bevis sits in shock as he registers what dan has just told him. Dan professes his innocence, saying it was self defence. He explains that it was the troll who invited everyone around and they would've killed them all if he hadn't acted when he did. Bevis agrees to help him and rings Tanya for directions to Epping forest while dan gets an old rug that belonged to the previous resident and rolls the body into it. Dan is due to start work at the local taxi rank just beside his house so he asks them if he can take one for a test drive. It takes the two of them to lift the body, but they manage it and set off for the woods.

    Tk waits anxiously at the war memorial for dullagj2 to arrive. When he does, he demands £500 and states that he'll meet him in the same place at the same time next week. Tk's day goes from bad to worse when NeX asks if he can stay for a while because he needs to keep himself out of trouble. Tk heads for a drink and bumps into maurice who is worried about sorcha. Tk says that he'll talk to her. Tk enters the pub and asks for a large one, Shirl says Big Joey Crack isn't working today before pouring him a pint. Sorcha comes back from changing the barrel, seeing Tk she texts him to meet her in the ginnel.

    xTonix is out of her depth as Lauren continues to spiral out of control. In desperate need of help, she books an appointement with Dr. Lotty but Lauren refuses to attend. Toni goes herself, breaking down in the surgery she informs Lotty of Lauren's plight. Lotty says that she needs to want to help herself but offers to make a home visit after work. Toni returns to the flat to find Lauren missing and Tanya at the door looking for her daughter.

    With money for his next fix, dullagj2 texts Big Joey Crack to meet him. Vald is shocked when dullagj2 bumps into her outside the Minute Mart. She asks him if all is ok and if he's on the heroin again. He brushes off her concern and tells her if she wants to help someone, she can help los.kav aka lost case who lives on the streets with him. "He spends his day drinking continental beer, I spend mine looking for my next fix....what's the difference?" dj spouts. Vald offers him a place to stay but he walks off in need of his next dose.

    Vaslav hands out fliers for the screening of Scrabbler's first episode tonight. Joyof_pat takes one and runs into Masood who is buying flowers for Carol. JOP flies into a rage calling him a douche and blames him for the exit of Z*****, "this all stemmed from you convorting with that slutty **** Lesley. It wasn't just some holiday romance down south! You never even mention her and you've moved on that face-like-thunder Jackson creature whose a 4x4. Now go and visit the woman you were married to for 30 years you pathetic excuse of a man." JOP stomps off, while a pensive, bemused Mas is left speechless.

    Also tonight, Broken Arrow gets her arrow fixed and is renamed Repaired Arrow, SULLA watches the longest ever Emmerdale before realising it is infact Wimbledon, never say never says never, IanMandy's first day at Scarlett's goes well, Kat has a Janet Jackson moment at the stall and Zack is ecstatic when vaslav tells him that Shirl has been axed.

    Meanwhile, Dan & Bevis return from the forest. Bevis pledges to keep his mouth zipped. Dan can't sleep, reliving the moment every time he closes his eyes. He realises that he'll have to live with this for the rest of his life.
    Tk tells sorcha that they can't elope now because his brother has showed up. Sorcha is upset and says that it's over but Tk drops a bombshell, informing her that someone knows their secret. There's no going back now!

    Everyone gathers in the Shirley Gutter for the premiere of Scrabbler's first EastEnders episode but there's an interruption when officer benbenalen arrives looking for NeX, Tk covers for him but what has he done? Scrabbler's celebration turns into chaos when the cast learn about his mass axing. Zack gleefully tells mona that Shirl is among them. Mona's mouth hangs open in disbelief.........DUFF DUFF

    Mona gets the duff duff.
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,786
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    Loved the hour special, you're spoiling us.
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    Zack06Zack06 Posts: 28,304
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    Loved the hour special, you're spoiling us.

    Same here...lmao at the Lesley reference. :D I like how evil I am in the hour special as well...:cool:

    I will second that DSEnders can be better than the actual show at times....:D;)
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    thejoyof_patthejoyof_pat Posts: 30,786
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    Zack06 wrote: »
    Same here...lmao at the Lesley reference. :D I like how evil I am in the hour special as well...:cool:

    I will second that DSEnders can be better than the actual show at times....:D;)

    I've well upped the ante in this episode! I know I laughed throughout all the entire thing and you were fabulous darling, It won't be long until Masood and I are together :D He likes them young now and non-Muslim so I'm well in there, these eggs are fresh and present CAROL!!! Now I all I need is my first duff duff.
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    vaslav37vaslav37 Posts: 69,752
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    Fab...very original.
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    dulliredullire Posts: 20,249
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    Loved the hour special, you're spoiling us.
    Glad you liked. :)
    Zack06 wrote: »
    Same here...lmao at the Lesley reference. :D I like how evil I am in the hour special as well...:cool:

    I will second that DSEnders can be better than the actual show at times....:D;)
    Thanks Zack.
    I've well upped the ante in this episode! I know I laughed throughout all the entire thing and you were fabulous darling, It won't be long until Masood and I are together :D He likes them young now and non-Muslim so I'm well in there, these eggs are fresh and present CAROL!!! Now I all I need is my first duff duff.
    You'll have to get rid of Carol first. ;)
    vaslav37 wrote: »
    Fab...very original.
    Thanks Vaslav. :)
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    EPISODE SEVEN:

    Mona yells at Zack that he’s lying and Scrabbler wouldn’t axe the landlady. She runs over to him and asks him outright. He mutters sorry as he walks home, disappointed that the party has been ruined. Mona asks a drunk Shirl if she’s ok, but she’s abusive and mona doesn’t like her when she’s like that.

    Tk confronts NeX, demanding to know what he has done this time but he tells him that it ain’t his problem. Tk pleads with him saying he can help him if he knows what he’s done but will he regret asking?

    The next day, dan visits lotty telling her that he can’t sleep. Lotty has known him since he was a young boy in short pants and is fond of him. She asks him if anything is troubling him. He stops short of confessing the truth. Lotty suggests watching some EastEnders as a remedy to his insomnia but dan doesn’t find it funny and tells her of the big exciting Autumn and Winter Scrabbler has planned for the show before telling her ‘thanks for nothing!’

    Dullagj2 is in a state when Big Joey Crack takes his money but doesn’t return with the goods. Taking desperate measures, he breaks into Janine’s house looking for valuables he can pawn but when Janine makes an unexpected return, dj’s day goes from bad to worse.

    Also tonight, Joyof-pat is happy to hear that Mas has gone to see Z***** and buys a Carol cardigan in celebration, xTonix is heartbroken when Tanya and Lauren depart the Square; blaming herself she self-harms in her dark and lonely flat, sorcha takes Priscilla wedding dress shopping with her, klendathu worries for Poppy when he sees her put her lunch in the bin, IanMandy has a misunderstanding at work when he accidentally touches Ian’s moobs and ilovenicnacs reveals that she also loves tic tacs.

    Later, Shirl and mona have a heart to heart on Arthur’s bench. “Maybe it’s for the best, they’ve been using me as a bitter dyke extra for nigh on a year. I’m better than this. You’ll always be my No. 1 fan. Remember the good times.” Shirl advises her. They share a hug and mona feels better.
    Scrabbler, on the other hand, is in fear of his life when he receives a death threat, but who is it? He has made so many enemies these past few months, he doesn’t know where to start!

    Dullagj2 tries to explain himself to Janine but she’s having none of it. “Don’t worry, I’m not wearing slip on shoes……pity you ain’t still a brass cos you’re looking fit in that blue dress. How’s your liver these days?” Janine lifts the phone when the stinky hobo won’t leave and calls the police. Dj threatens to stab himself with the breadknife if she calls them and warns her that her psycho husband will get baby Scarlett!” Janine is unfazed and remains calm knowing that Walford police arrive in record time. Dj doesn’t even attempt to escape because he’ll be happy to have somewhere to stay for the night. Officer benbenalen arrives to arrest him “Oh look….it’s Ben10!, how many bens are in your name again?” Janine breathes a sigh of relief and whispers to Alice that he should’ve tried Ian’s house where they could’ve exchanged their street stories, if he comes again I’ll ring Jean to give him one of her creepy baths.

    Dan calls Bevis to come around saying he can’t sleep and starts his new job tomorrow. Bevis seems unaffected by recent events and is more than happy to oblige. One thing leads to another and Bevis stays the night but is this really what dan wants?

    Duff duff: A gleeful Bevis makes his way to dan’s bedroom.

    Coming up:
    Scrabbler’s paranoia reaches fever point.
    Abi verbally attacks a broken Toni.
    Mas is home and pat’s on a mission to get her man!
    Klen watches Poppy carefully.
    Will DJ be jailed?
    Bevis is on cloud nine but will it last?
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    dan2008dan2008 Posts: 37,287
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    EastEnders as a remedy to his insomnia but dan doesn’t find it funny and tells her of the big exciting Autumn and Winter Scrabbler has planned for the show before telling her ‘thanks for nothing!’ That's so not me...:D

    Bevi boo what are you trying to do? Get your Enderway when I am feeling down and tired :D

    Lotty is trying to get into my......:eek:

    When is the next one Dj? Thanks for all the hard work:)
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    With money for his next fix, dullagj2 texts Big Joey Crack to meet him. Vald is shocked when dullagj2 bumps into her outside the Minute Mart. She asks him if all is ok and if he's on the heroin again. He brushes off her concern and tells her if she wants to help someone, she can help los.kav aka lost case who lives on the streets with him. "He spends his day drinking continental beer, I spend mine looking for my next fix....what's the difference?" dj spouts. Vald offers him a place to stay but he walks off in need of his next dose.

    psssst: Los Kav is a woman! :D

    edited to add: that could be the twist? I don't mind being a trans character! :cool:
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    dan2008 wrote: »
    EastEnders as a remedy to his insomnia but dan doesn’t find it funny and tells her of the big exciting Autumn and Winter Scrabbler has planned for the show before telling her ‘thanks for nothing!’ That's so not me...:D

    Bevi boo what are you trying to do? Get your Enderway when I am feeling down and tired :D

    Lotty is trying to get into my......:eek:

    When is the next one Dj? Thanks for all the hard work:)
    No probs dan, next Friday but the producer will be talking about plans for the rest of the series including a celeb appearance and plans for a dramatic, edge of your seat finale. It will be posted here early next week.
    los.kav wrote: »
    psssst: Los Kav is a woman! :D

    edited to add: that could be the twist? I don't mind being a trans character! :cool:
    Very sorry :o It's not the first time I've been mistaken about a person's gender on here.
    Yes, great idea. The Square is in need of a tranny.:D **ssh Zack**
    It also might explain why you're living on the streets and could tie in with a big reveal.
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    I (albeit accidentally) molest Ian Beale :eek :D
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    los.kavlos.kav Posts: 8,053
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    Can't wait to see what you come up with, Dj! :D
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    In spirit of Lorraine Newman can we have a love and warmth edition?
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    dulliredullire Posts: 20,249
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    In spirit of Lorraine Newman can we have a love and warmth edition?

    There's plenty of love JOP, some of it may be unrequited but there's plenty of summer lovin' on the show as I establish links between forumers and characters as well as forumers and forumers. The weather is providing the warmth as well as some of the friendships that have featured. I think it's important to counterbalance this with some drama, humour and storylines that will make you anticipate the next episode.

    With 5 episodes remaining, producer dullagj2 takes some time away from his busy schedule to talk about what viewers can expect from the coming episodes.

    " I've been overwhelmed by the positive response to DS Enders and the engagement of the readers. They keep me on my toes and as long as they are enjoying the series, I know I'm doing something right. I try to get the balance of drama and humour in each episode because they're quite a few dark stories running currently.

    It has been fun establishing links between the forumers and the characters, there's a bountiful supply of great posters on this board and it's difficult to include everyone but I've tried to give different forumers their time in the spotlight and will continue to do so although it's inevitable that some will feature more prominently than others like all continuing dramas.

    There are many stories ongoing at present and I've decided to focus on these in the next five episodes so not to introduce other ones at their expense. The dan/troll story has been big since the start and I'm constantly changing my mind on what will happen next as I don't want to write myself into a dead end. The story has potential to run and run and it will get very dark. There are many twists coming up but there'll always be the underlying risk that he could be caught, viewers won't know when but he'll have to get his comeuppance at some point. Bevis' love has also blossomed from this story but his feelings aren't reciprocated. He is also the only person who knows which could be a threat to his own life. Dan is a good person who acted on the spare of the moment but will he strike again to keep his secret a secret?

    Scrabbler is another forumer whose about to take centre stage. We've seen him make lots of enemies as he took over EastEnders. He has ruthlessly wielded the changes and axe and hasn't cared about who he has hurt in doing so. A different side will emerge to him now that he is being stalked but by who? Again there'll be twists and turns and it''ll take centre stage in the gripping, edge of your seat finale.
    I've also used to the opportunity to play topic led and character led stories such as Toni's self harming, Poppy's anorexia, Dj's heroin addiction and homelessness.

    Again what's a soap without a bit of infidelity. Tk and sorcha were all set to elope until NeX arrived throwing a spanner in the works not to mention dj blackmailing them. Maurice is still unaware that his best friend is bonking his soon-to-be-wife but he''ll obviously find out at some stage. ;) Joyof_pat's love for Masood is also a story to watch, now Z***** has departed, she sees herself as the only worthy successor and isn't prepared to let anyone get in her way. She wouldn't have dared do it while Z***** was around but now he's the Hugh Hefner of the Square, she's determined to feed on his samosa!

    I'd tell you to 'take your seats' but you're already glued to them. :p Thank you for reading."

    dj

    The next 2 episodes will be posted tomorrow and Monday.
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    IanMandyIanMandy Posts: 14,893
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    Thanks for the update :)

    Any plans for me, do I get to meet 'My Sharona (Sharon) ;):p
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    EPISODE EIGHT:

    Scrabbler stares at the death threat, his mind racing and palms sweating as he awaits his bodyguard to escort him to work. AngelicP rings him to tell him to come in early, Ashdown is determined to get the Brannings in the Vic and they need to call a meeting. Scrabbler agrees “I notice he keeps shoehorning them behind the bar in every episode he writes. He thinks they’re the new Watts, I’ll get Filiman on him!” but doesn’t tell her about the threat.

    Next door, Tk is in a state mulling over his next move. NeX has confessed that he took part in a botched robbery of a jewellery shop and his gang have placed all the blame at his door, it’s only a matter of time before the police catch up with him. As if this wasn’t enough, sorcha is continuously texting him to ‘meet’ her and dullagj2 is looking for this next instalment after being released on bail, one more offence and he’ll be banged up.

    Also tonight, Bianca despairs when Morgan gets the chicken pox and blames the nuggets, cuddly cat chases mo mouse, IanMandy asks Ian about his feelings for Mandy while closing up the restaurant, sorcha asks priscillla to be her bridesmaid and klendathu continues to observe Poppy, she takes no lunch break and gets through the day on a bottle of water.

    Scrabbler hears a knock on the door and is unnerved to find a bouquet of black roses along with a card stating ‘19th July 2013. RIP.’ Before he has time to take it all in, his bodyguard arrives to take him to work. As they walk through the Square, his paranoia reaches fever point *cue funny close ups and hand held camera shots*, vas is first to greet him while buying some fruit at Beale’s stall “Alright Scrabs”, a weary Scrabbler corrects him; “It’s Scrabbler :rolleyes:” Shirl gives him a death stare while watering her flowers with some leftover vodka, he remarks PrincessPerfect selling flowers near the café where mona is outside tweeting “Cant believe he axed Shirl, wont b same witout her :(. Hes gonna pay 4 this” followed by a series of rants. Just as he’s about to breathe a sigh of relief, he finds the rest of the axed stars outside his office demanding compensation and mocking his ability to lead the show.

    Meanwhile, Joyof_pat has a showdown with Carol at the flower stall as they prepare for Mas’ return, “I ran-a Bitchyesha outta town and I’ll run you too!” Carol tells her to get a grip and stop copying her cardigans, “Keep your words cute or keep them mute.” Carol swans off while Zack approaches an irate JOP and tells her that he ain’t worth it, “What is it with desperate women and this Square. He’s a douche!” JOP proclaims that he likes moany women and he’s a Roman Catholic shlag, I won’t need to convert.” When he does return, she asks him if he’s still Muslim but AJ tells him to ignore thejoyof-pee.

    Abi attacks a broken, bare-footed Toni on the Square blaming her for her sister’s plight. Zack steps in and offers to move in with Toni. She reluctantly accepts. Elsewhere, Maurice asks Tk to be his best man, backed into a corner he can’t say no.

    After awaking to an empty bed, Bevis awaits dan’s return from work but he doesn’t get the reaction he was expecting. Dan politely asks him to leave saying that it was a mistake and he’s had a long day. Bevis gives him an ultimatum: you let me live here or I’ll go to the police. Dan agrees as long as he sleeps in the spare room. That night, Bevis watches dan sleeping. Across the road, AngelicP is worried that Scrabbler is overworking himself. AP assures him he’ll be great but it’ll take time “Rome wasn’t built in a day.” “Yeah but someone wants me dead………..”

    Duff duff: A shocked AngelicP pulls her best Sharon duff duff face.

    COMING UP:
    Lotty receives some upsetting news.
    Scrabbler’s stalking hell continues.
    Zack makes a worrying discovery.
    Klendathu tries to talk to Poppy.
    Dan’s new nightmare.
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    Great duff duff :D

    Thanks Dullag
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