EPISODE TWENTY-FOUR 74/74: SERIES 5 FINALE; HOUR-LONG
Mr. Blue Sky
plays over the opening scenes, as a smiling Sorcha looks at the christening robe Kat’s given to her. Bevis flicks through his shirts as he prepares for his engagement party, dan can be heard whistling in the shower. Scrabbler sits looking out his bedroom window happy to be home at last. Priscilla and Sez are all dolled up as they make their way over to sorcha’s, a bare foot Blue runs (heels in hand) to the pub hoping to put the finishing touches to the buffet. Toni watches los.kav opening the homeless shelter, her face lightening up when he sees her. Zack and Lauren can’t keep their hands off each other in the kitchen and kiss their way back to the bedroom. AngelicPrincess waves up at Scrabbler as she calls in to fill him in all he’s missed. Vaslav is pleased to wake up to the sound of Scrabbler screaming once more before Skye bursts into his room to get her straighteners back. Lucy looks happy as she texts someone on her way to work.
The camera pans to the top window of
The Gutter where Shirley is drawing the curtains in her dressing gown. She opens the window as she lights her first fag of the day. Mas is on his rounds and signals to her that she has letters before putting them under the door. She scowls not to leave them if they’re bills. Mona walks in asking her how she looks for the christening. Shirl quips, ‘Have you ever seen me in a dress?” Mona excitedly heads downstairs to see if Blue is ready.
Sharon makes her way down Dot’s stairs. Denny walking a few steps ahead. He asks her when they’ll be going home but she replies that she’s not sure. He goes into the living room to watch tv and she goes to the kitchen to get him some breakfast, greeting Dot ‘Good Morning.’ Dot says she’s welcome to stay as long as she needs but Phil needs all the support he can get at a time like this, “Anyway I don’t think I’ll see nor hear from that Gary fella again.” Sharon questions what she knew of him. Dot says he was a sinner who was repenting, maybe he fell back into his old ways. Sharon says his brother is working for her, “Hanley’s the name, right?” Dot thinks before uttering, “Yes. Yes, that’s the one. He calls himself Gary but it’s his middle name. Chris Mark Gary.” The cogs visibly turn in Sharon’s head as she sees Dot’s out of jam and says she’ll pop to the Minute Mart to get some.
Sez and Priscilla exclaim as sorcha enters the living room with Eddy in his robe, them all staring over him with glaring faces. Sorcha thanks them for being there for her today saying she couldn’t have done it without them. The cab horn honks as Sez takes some pics of them with the baby. They all stagger out unable to walk in their heels. Sorcha checks she has everything before shutting the door, Sez attaching the car seat before Priscilla clips him in. Sorcha hops in. In the Summertime plays in the cab. As he turns it up, they begin to sing and move along to it. Eddy and the driver looking on in wonder. Sorcha laughs how cool it is that Eddy’ll be able to say his Godfather was once EP of EastEnders
Scrabbler thanks AngelicPrincess for keeping the EastEnders ship above water and that he’ll be in later once he’s fulfilled his Godfather duties, “You gotta go, you gotta go!’ he mimics. Angie jokingly apologises for not being there to take the hits this time before exiting. Scrabbler goes upstairs to finish getting ready when he notices that Vaslav is still in bed. Peeking his head in, vaslav states he’s not going depressingly. Scrabbler sits on the edge of the bed unable to understand why he’s still down and lax. Vas opens up to him, “Bomani’s gone but who’s to say I won’t get attacked again by someone else? What if he gets one of his friends to get me in revenge?” Scrabbler tells him he’s got to snap out of this, he can’t go on living the rest of his life in fear “We all take that chance when we walk out the door. When I was being stalked, I didn’t want to get out of bed. I was scared sh!tless but I got on with it. I HAD to, I had no choice. A lot is expected of me and I can’t let ONE person get to me/get me down. It wore me down but I came out the other side. The longer you stay here, the harder it’ll be for you to go back out into the real world.” Vaslav begins to cry stating that he feels he can’t be his flamboyant, camp self anymore as he’ll just be attacked by another homophobe…
Maurice stands in the Square Gardens looking at Sorcha’s house. Fully aware that today is Eddard’s christening. He bumps into Sharon who is sitting on Arthur’s bench staring at the pub, her mind whirling with all her new found information. Maurice sits down beside her and she recognises him as Sorcha’s partner, she tells him she’s a nice girl who she sees a lot of herself in. Maurice says there’s no going back for them. Sharon assures him they might just need some breathing space, “What would you do if you found out someone you loved had as good as caused another person you loved to die?” Maurice thinks she’s talking about him and replies that if that person had showed genuine remorse and grief then he doesn’t see why they couldn’t work past it. Sharon looks at the pub, tears visible in her eyes “I’ve experienced so much pain and loss in my life, I don’t think I can take anymore. I put on this strong façade, brave face, whatever you want to call it and it all just builds up until something comes along and knocks me like a brick.” Sharon goes silent, Maurice not knowing what to say. “It’s the christening today” he states. Sharon asks what he’s doing here, this is his chance to show he’s going to be there for them “That’s if that’s what you want of course. You don’t want to end up trapped in a relationship.” Maurice thanks her running to
Turpin Cabs, Sharon stares at Phil’s house.
Scrabbler assures him Bomani is in the minority, it’s scum like him that have the problem “You’re not the only gay in the Square. Ahem **coughs pointing at himself**. There’s dan and Bevis who live beside Mc Klunkeys.” Vaslav quips that dan was attacked a while back in his own home. “As was I, but it had nothing to do with my sexuality. You need to stop letting it define you. Today…today you’ll be surrounded by friends. It’s the perfect chance to get back out there” he retaliates. Vaslav says Skye had to drag him to the cab last week, demonstrating the scratch marks on his hand. Scrabbler’s running out of time and begins to beg him. “You don’t understand though Scrabs. It’s not as easy as just walking out the door, it’s psychological. I can’t bring myself to do it, the thought brings me in out in a sweat and palpitations.” Scrabbler says they’ll be in the pub after so he should text him if he has a change of heart.
Dan somewhat dampens the good mood when he says to Bevis that today’s the perfect day to retrieve the doorstep as most people will be at the christening and Gary’s still AWOL. Dan asks him to distract Dot to make sure he isn’t distracted. Bevis reluctantly agrees, now reserved to the fact IanMandy could be convicted for the murder.
Also tonight, O…O wakes to find her pussy at the door and spends all day playing with it. Mo Mouse takes Geraldine on a surprise holiday to France in the hope of rekindling their relationship. Nicnacs has had enough and goes to confront Ken’s wife herself. Roxy gets a surprise to find Ronnie has purchased the salon for her wanting to keep her close.
The congregation take to their seats as Rev. Stevens prepares to commence the christening. Scrabbler and Priscilla join Sorcha at the font. Camera switches to Maurice in the back of a cab checking his watch, will he make it?
Bevis enters the Laundrette and seeing Dot he texts dan that the coast is clear at Number 25. Bevis drags in three full bags of washing. Dot informs him he’ll have to wait as there’s only 2 free machines and one is on the blink, Bevis smiles he’s in no rush. Dan makes his way into Dot’s back garden and forces the door open. Entering the kitchen, he smiles as he sees the doorstop keeping open the kitchen door. Hearing a bang, Sharon shouts from the living room thinking its Denny. Dan bolts forgetting the doorstop. Not getting an answer, Sharon goes into the kitchen but there’s nothing there. Glancing around she notices the broken back door and runs upstairs to see if Denny’s ok.
As the Reverend pours the water over Eddy’s head, the congregation turn to the sound of the door closing. Sorcha is shocked and angry to see Maurice standing there. Not wanting to cause a commotion, Maurice takes a seat at the back of the church. Back at the pub, Shirley and Mick are still catching up leaving the rest of the family to sort the food. Linda’s fumes to her kids that she won’t be taking orders from her for much longer “I’ve been under my mum’s thumb long enough. I’m not planning on taking orders from his sister who couldn’t run a bath never mind a pub.”
Dot receives a phone call in the Laundrette and pushes Bevis out saying the Laundrette is closing early, he can pick up his washing tomorrow him having only emptied one bag. Bevis fears dan’s been caught and runs back to the house to see if he’s there. Dan sees him passing an whistles from the War Memorial. Bevis asks “what happened?, where’s the doorstop?” Dan glumly replies that Sharon was there and he panicked. Bevis is confused wondering what she was doing there, dan states he doesn’t know assuring him she couldn’t have seen him “They’ll think it was Gary” he smiles. Bevis walks off in strop, frustrated at their lack of progress.
As the Christening comes to a close, they begin to take photographs. The Godparents get a snap with the baby. Sorcha tries to contain her anger as Maurice approaches. She waits until the Reverend has entered the vestry before screaming at Maurice to keep away from her and her baby. Some look on confusingly, Priscilla the only other person fully aware of the circumstances. Maurice begs her to hear him out, he’s here for the baby. Sorcha squeals to get that murderer out of her sight pointing at Maurice.
Dot is shook stating if Sharon hadn’t been there, who knows what would have happened? Sharon rings Ian to come over when he can, needing to talk to Phil but not wanting to leave Dot on her own. Sharon assures her she’ll stay with her again tonight, she’s not alone. Dot is grateful.
Nicnacs takes a deep breath as she knocks on the door. She doesn’t have to wait to long to get an answer. Answering the door, Ken’s wife (Paula) brazenly tells her she’s not interested if she’s selling something or spouting her religious or political beliefs. Nicnacs says she’s here about her husband. Paula tells her to come on in.
Dan and Bevis are getting ready for their party undecided whether or not to attend the Christening one which proceeds it. Back at the church, Sorcha has to be held back as she goes to attack Maurice still spitting venom at him “My TK would still be here if it wasn’t for you and your jealously.” Maurice laughs unable to hold back, “It wouldn’t have lasted either, it would have only been a matter of time before you strayed. You’d be lactating over your next conquest quicker than I can say ‘slag’” Reverend Stevens emerges asking them to take their row outside and respect the house of God. Their friends look on awkwardly not wanting to take sides. Maurice walks off on his own once he gets outside not wanting to ruin Eddy’s day any further.
Phil is pleased to see Sharon back in the house but she informs him she won’t be staying the night, he’s not the only person who needs her. Phil tries to apologise to her again stating he wanted to be honest with her as it’s been eating him up inside since she returned. Sharon eyes pop, “Well it’s been eating me up every day for the past 8 years…..Look Phil, I’m not going to walk out on you now. I promised I’d stick by you and I keep my word. You start your treatment tomorrow so I’ll be round first thing. Ok?” A teary eyed Phil smiles back at her.
Two Tribes plays over pub scene
The Christening crowd are now in the pub. The camera stands still as people pass and come & go. Day begins to fade and Shirley prepares the place for the engagement, Johnny left to straighten the banner as Nancy lays out some nibbles. Linda surprises Mick with a night out at a nice restaurant. The party consists of Dan, Bevis, Zack, Vald, Klen, Sez, Maurice, Scrabbler, Skye and Angie P. Talk soon turns to sex and Bevis asks them to describe their sex life with a movie joking that dan’s would be Toy Story. Scrabbler cuts in to say it’d be more like Free Willy. Dan tells him to shut it Willy Bonka. Zack notices Shirley listening in and asks them what they think hers would be, There Will be Blood? Shirley quips from the bar, “Kinky Boots.” Vald snorts on her G&T. Maurice ponders who the best men will be suggesting Scrabbler as chief bridesmaid. Dan says they haven’t thought that far yet but will probably have one each.
Paula is furious with nicnacs when she realises she’s her husband’s mistress. Nicnacs can see why he’s afraid of her but she doesn’t want to show her fear. She remains calm stating the reasons he had to leave her. She spits that’s no reason for him to have an affair on her. Nicnacs gives up, “I’m not going to waste my breath on you any longer. It’s like talking to a brick wall.” Nicnacs storms upstairs to get Ken’s things together, Paula following her. Nicnacs asks for a key so they can come back when she’s not there but she refuses. Taking the bag onto the landing, Paula stands in her way blocking her from passing. Nicnacs tries to push past but Paula ends up tumbling to the foot of the stairs. Nicnacs stands in shock as she stares at an unconscious Paula. She runs to her, checking for a pulse.
A montage plays with this
song, Dan shows Bevis tickets for Spain as they head home, they’re going on holiday for 2 weeks. Scrabbler checks on Vaslav who’s asleep before telling Skye he’s getting him a counsellor. Lauren is uneasy as Zack and klen arrive home drunk. Phil lies awake in his double bed scared at what tomorrow will hold. Vald is shocked when she sees Toni and Los.kav getting intimate while she waits for a cab home. Maurice looks at sorcha’s house before conking out on Arthur’s bench. Sez is shocked to find Dean lurking in the shadows. Nicnacs rings an ambulance informing there’s still a pulse. We see Gary partying in a niteclub.
The music continues into the credits superimposed over an aerial shot of the Square.
Singing, la la la...............
I can officially confirm that
DS Enders has been recommissioned for a sixth series consisting of 26 episodes. Producer Dullagj2 will be posting his thoughts on the past series and what’s to come so keep an eye on the thread. Plotting on the series begun this week in the glorious sunshine and it promises to be the biggest yet concluding with the series’ 100th episode.