I notice that in The Simpsons, they say "That'll learn 'im" It doesnt even sound right

I believe you used to be able to use "learn" to mean "teach" in the Olden Days. Some languages still use the same word for both.

It's usually the floor managers who start it and encourage the audience to join in, you sort of feel bullied into it.

There's a guy in my office who says the word literally and obviously almost every other word, it is really annoying, but you know what is really really annoying? I was just talking to someone and said obviously about 5 times in one sentence, it's infecting me!

I'm hoping it's just because I am really tired right now and I haven't just picked up his mannerisms, which is something I tend to do once I've known someone for a while.

It was always the same thickies at school who even today still say, 'I borrowed it to him' or 'I lent it off him'

Not being able to swear on DS.

People who ignore the main point of posts and nitpick at irrelevant details.

People who assume your sexuality. Strangers always talk about women... I'm gay, e.g. I had a job interview and the other candidates were talking about men and she stopped and said "don't worry women are just as bad as you'll find out", or if I discuss something about myself people are like "don't worry dude chicks dig that" or "get a girlfriend you'll feel much better". UGH.

Yeah it's probably easier to do it but still really annoying!

People who wear baseball caps backwards or sideways on. Prats.

Crooked ties on tv - fix it now dammit.

A lot of that goes on on this forum. Usually it's because they just want to cause trouble and wind you up. They miss the point on purpose. They know exactly what you mean but choose to twist it to suit their own agenda.

sideways is just odd

don't we all swear anyway

hate it too

can hardly hear the music just idiots clapping

people who park in our driveway

the cheek

Crocs

hate them

Exactly! I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.

When you walk out / into a room and an item of clothing get caught on the handle

Losing things. And having to look for them. I've only got a small flat, but every day without fail, and always when I'm late, I can't find the thing I need. Drives me 'kin insane.

Yes this ...

When you put something in your pocket and it falls through a hole and rolls down into your shoe.

It's even worse when there's a lining in your clothes. You spend the rest of the day trying to get the item out of your clothes through the small hole it fell through.

Hearing someone elses music through their headphones. They have to have the volume turned up cos they're wearing a wooly hat down over the ears with the headphones on top.

Especially if you are really making an effort to look cool

The fact that most cash machines don't dispense £5 notes, I've never come across one here, and that many shops have a minimum spend of £5. What if you have under £5 on your card with no cash on you and want to buy one item? Not to mention cash points that charge £1.75 or £2.50 to withdraw money. It's ridiculous in the age we're in.