It's not just door handles that I catch my clothes on, I am always catching my clothes on drawer handles in my kitchen. The units were already fitted when I moved into the house with my mother so the design choice wasn't mine.

Work social events that are planned outside working hours, yet you're still expected to go. If you want us to be there start it at 9am, not 4pm on a Friday.

I was on the bus home this afternoon and the woman sitting in the seat in front of me spent the entire journey twiddling her hair. I could see the constant twiddling out the corner of my eye while I was trying to look out the window. For some reason it really wound me up. It's not like she was some kid - she looked to be in her fifties at least.

80% of people in supermarkets, for e.g. people standing in the middle of an entrance to the aisle dithering - Err im sorry but your not the only one who exists??

The postwoman who has serious anger issues by nearly putting through my front room window everytime im a little slow to answer

People smoking weed, the stuff stinks and wish people would try to be more discreet : /

Maybe she was worried about something.

people who start threads with '' is it just me'' or ''am i the only one'' of course your are not and you know full well that before you post it

FM's who act like the mods and tell others where there threads should be

"Social Networks" and our innability to shut up. I get the irony. But the question was asked.

When my banana doesn't peel in 4 separate bits, you get two nice parts then one big chunky bit.

Annoying isn't it?

The worst part of it is that you can't complete the hilarious gag of saying "One skin, two skin, three skin...."

the trick is to peel it from the OTHER end - squeeze the tip at the other end and you'll find it splits into 4 pieces, peel to receive a complete banana ready for devouring.

I've heard that if you peel from the "non-stalk" end you don't get those annoying stringy bits partway down your banana. I just can't bring myself to peel a banana that way though. It just doesn't seem right.

People (almost always blokes) who are so utterly brainwashed by the conspiracy that is 'football' that they are incapable of talking about anything else. If they were hypnotised to forget about football, they would be 95% mute.

Get out!

People who park their cars too close to yours in the carpark.
Then your have to either wait for your husband/mum.dad/friend to reverse the car so you can get in, or do a contortion act to squeeze in!

I'm a freak, I know. .............................

Pairs or small mobs of people dawdling slowly and taking up the whole path so you can't get past and spend a minute tripping over their heels and resisting the urge to punch them in the back of the head!!!!

I'm not going out again today!

1)'Going forward' - the totally pointless phrase that I seem to
have been hearing everywhere lately
Ie 'Going forward we need to.....'
2) My neighbour 'glancing in' everytime she walks past
3) People with 5 cats or more. Euthanize them all - the owners
that is....
4) Same neighbour who thinks that because she once
worked as a vets receptionist she is the font of all
knowledge on pet health conditions
5) People on cookery programmes who always refer to
chilli/hot as spice/spicey.
6) The car driver who in an almost empty car park, feels it
necessary to park up close and personal - so that I have to
indulge in a spot of limbo dancing or climb through the boot
to get back in

This isn't something that annoys me at all. Just something I have wondered for a long while. But why when you buy a magazine (specifically a ps3 magazine) do the pages smell slightly of deodorant .

Some magazines have scratch and sniff pages in them, probably not PS3 mags but they must be in the vicinity of them.

I hate sitting beside fidgety people on the bus, or people who keep nibbling at their nails - yuk.

People who seem to know everything about children and how they should be brought up ... Yet they don't have any

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Four wheel drive vehicles with a "One Life Live It" sticker.
WTF is this supposed to mean? You can't see it without reading it and it's so crass and patronising.

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