people who smoke, drink alot eat junk food and look stunning

Plasters - and more specifically the removing of them. (Why can't the material used to create bondage tape be used for plasters as well?)

I agree with you 100%.

I also find it annoying when I am walking in my local neighbourhood during the Summer and people have the windows or doors of their homes wide open with their stereos on full blast (usually playing trashy "music")..

No. I wake up in a bad mood around once a week. This morning was one of those days

anyway it made me laugh

People who take snap chats in front of you 50 times a day.

People using the word 'gifted'...WE AREN'T Yanks...nearly as bad as 'medalled'.

Doubles tennis players who seem to need to touch hands with their partner after every shot.

People who are so plugged into their jobs that they loose a sense of their personality and can not empathize with ' normal' people.

people who put their whole mouth round a bottle to drink, how do they not choke on the contents

People with chronic respiratory conditions who smoke cigarettes - currently not getting any sleep thanks to my stepdad hacking his lungs up every one to two minutes (wish I was joking). He has COPD and was ordered to stop smoking, which he did for a while and the cough was starting to clear up, only he's recently decided to start smoking again and is back to keeping us all awake at night.

I also knew a guy with cystic fibrosis who smoked like a chimney, just WHY?! If a condition you have is going to shorten your life considerably, why would you want to add to it? I don't get it at all.

In fact this is hardly trivial at all, is it?

Tailgating, again.

I've developed an effective remedy, however. Foot off the gas so that you gradually slow down but with no brake lights showing. Then, when the tailgater is at what you think is the closest that they dare go, dab the rear fog light. And then watch as they shat themselves.

When I'm simply walking and all of the sudden I trip, but there was nothing there for me to trip over I guess I'm just clumsy

People who read The Independant wind me up.Their definately a bunch of loosers.

And yes,I do know exactly what I just wrote.Thank you for noticing the irony.You know what I'm getting at.

People who can't use a knife and fork properly. I can't stand it when someone holds the knife as one would a pen.

Daily Mail and Guardian readers wind me up more that Independent readers tbh, with their tribalistic views and general intolerance. I get the impression Independent readers are just incredibly cynical bastards like myself.

Cyclists who cycle on the road next to a cycle path, why? They want to be seen as 'proper' road users but then when they get to a set of traffic lights just ride straight through on red, seen this twice this morning! It's always the ones dressed in lycra.

Having to pay extra for antibacterial properties.

And when you've got a microwave meal with something on one side and rice on the other - and you just KNOW the rice is getting crucified whilst the other side takes longer.

When I call a friend of mine out on their bullshit, and they then decide not to reply. The silent treatment is just petty/cowardly.

Also I get annoyed when there is no food in the house, especially no chocolate.

That sultry stuck up bint on the Secret Escapes adverts. Please, someone gaffer-tape her gob.

Everything, but mostly neighbours.

Aren't you concerned that this may cause them to run into the back of you?

People who honk and their friends when driving. Don't foooooking honk unless its necessary

People assuming I'm miserable at work while it's hot and sunny outside.

Work has air-con, this makes me want to be at work instead of sitting at home slowly roasting.

Ugh, the warm weather has brought out the horn-beeping ******** pigs - had a car full of guys beeping at me, with the driver using both hands to make groping motions at me as he drove past.

Shame he didn't crash into a tree why do a very small percentage of men think this is OK to do?