when I park in a car park, I try to park away from other cars, incase someone in another car parks next to me and then bangs my car with their door getting in and out.
so if a car park is fairly empty I will drive to a isolated spot in the car park.........., only for someone else to then drive right up and park next to me , when there are loads of other spaces !!

This is very trivial ..but I get a ferry to and from work when you get off the ferry you all have to shuffled up a tunnel .It's I guess three people across wide .. the problem is the slow dawdling people ..just MOVE! There needs to be a fast/slow lane so I am not pigeon stepping or almost clipping the ankles of some slow Norris! It drives me mad!

OMG that happened to me and my Mum last time we went except it was one person on their own I think

Staples that hide the first words of the first and/or second sentences on the following pages.

I ordered a curry an hour and ten minutes ago and its not here yet.

This post on FB:
I'm not an asshole.
I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet.
You are just pissed off because I can see through your bullshit.

I couldn't believe the person that posted this and hate it when people say 'I am nice'.

It shouldn't bother me but it does.

People that when using a mobile phone hold it horizontally in front of them with the speaker phone on instead of just holding it to their ear like normal.

It seems to have become more common since everyone on the Apprentice started doing it.

Curry still not here.

Still no curry.

Is the curry there yet?

I was about to ask the same

My cats' chirping.

Where's it coming from - India?

Looking for the best before date.

As if one day out makes any chuffing difference.

Cafes that charge you 20p for a sachet of cheap and nasty ketchup.

Not only do I think they should provide these for free as part of the price I'm paying for my meal but if you're gonna have the audacity to charge me 20p for a teaspoons worth of ketchup then at least sell me Heinz and not that cheap, vile watered down stuff that tastes like vinegar. Or better still, stop being such a tight arse and buy a bottle and put it on the table so I can help myself rather than being made to feel like I'm on rations.

What's next? Are they gonna charge me for salt and pepper and bill me for the water for washing my plate with? How much of a tight wad have you got to be when you can't even give some condiments away to paying customers? Only in Britain.

Last time I ate out (ie. in a hotel restaurant) the ketchup was made on the premises and brought to the table in a small bowl with a silver spoon

I think they don't put a bottle on the table because it's a food security risk (the potential for it to be tampered with between customers, or it not being kept refrigerated) hence why the small sachets are used.
Though I agree it should be quality product, and should not be ridiculously priced, or should be absorbed into the cost of the meal.

This threads been going on for years. I don't remember anything trivial that has annoyed me. I must be one of the few.

Did pugamo's curry finally turn up?

The magpie that has decided to nest in the guttering above my bedroom window. Woke me up now three mornings in a row with its racket. I've managed to whack it with the broom once, but it came back. I'm going to get my brother's air rifle I think and shoot it later.

I had a problem with a noisy squirrel chirping away in the morning. Rather than kill its sorry ass I fashioned a water pistol out of a plastic drinks bottle and a hole in its lid (McGuiver would be proud) then squirted it a couple of times and bingo -> quietness returned. Maybe something like would be better than bloodshed ?

Chuggers. Even more so when they mutter nasty things as you decline to give your bank details out on a public street on a busy Thursday afternoon.

OK, so try us with something which you find not so trivial!

Having to pay for air for my car tyre's

Why do you need to wait by the phone all day? If you're expecting a call on your landline, forward it to your mobile.

Why would you expect a machine at a garage to be free?