5.54pm: Wow. Jack is in Hazel's bikini.That's going to be online for the rest of his life," says Dexter. Yep. Just give us five...

6.10pm: Things Jack did while wearing Hazel's bikini: had a shower, did a slutdrop.

6.18pm Here's Jack in Hazel's bikini splashing about in the shower. #bbuklive pic.twitter.com/w93JFm4CD7


I can't help but think he wouldn't have done that if him and Joe had got 7th place in yesterday's popularity task

typical, i have just ate.

God they really are desperate.

The sight of Hazel's bikini filled out with Jack/Joes saggy tits and morbidly obese body is likely to raise as many laughs as one of their pre-fabricated contrived arguments.

What a proper pair of bell-ends.

I can't wait to get rid of these fatties.

They reek of desperation.

So their logic is: people don't like what we're doing, so let's do it even more? Silly.

Lord have mercy.

They started the day as desperate, now they are just pathetic!!

Nope, they think BB is editing it all out, so they'll do more to force them to put it in.

Blimey, just looked at the picture and he seems to totally fill the cups That's not right ......

Luckily can't see the bottom half properly but it seems he has at least kept on some shorts and not just Hazel's bottoms (only chance he'll ever have of getting into them ).

Smell that? You smell that?
What?
Desperation, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that
I love the smell of desperation

Are we funny, mummy and daddy?

They will be photobombing every conversation in the house now - that is if they missed any before.

Dexter admits he dressed in women's tights and is popular outside. Joe dons a bikini. They haven't got much imagination have they.

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Just knocked me sick

That is vomit enducing. Joke thing is it fits. Might even be too small.

I'm going to print that out and stick it on my fridge as a reminder to stay away from the pies, pastries, mayonnaise etc. etc.

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Just having Dinner vomits* all over keyboard*

I don't think I can ever recover.

Its amazing the resemblance between his fat face and his fatter gut.

Now THAT is what I would call creepy.......

great tip

Best diet advice ever!

less bay watch more crime watch

I've not long eaten