Morning everyone!!!
Sorry about my meltdown last night.. Only can put it down all to the extreme provocation as my excuse...

Thanks for the videos last night Topaz!!!
Only our cheeky Pash can handle seven women all at once...

I loved that dance with Karen they did to the Script.. I was actually watching it earlier yesterday...such a beautiful piece...

And loved the rehearsal footage from the VW with Melanie. Thank you for posting it Susie... ... Pasha's words there essentially describes his interpretation of dance and how he wants his audience to appreciate his dance...What an amazing dancer...

Thanks Topaz for both links.
Indeed that was some introduction and liked how he and Katya got to dance on their own however brief.
Think Pasha and Karen made a great pairing and another fab routine.
Perhaps Pasha won't have one of the new girls as his pro partner as apart from the Jordans, maybe R and K to an extent, the producers might decide to change things around.

Today I must not write
About Pasha's trousers tight
Or his bare chest on display,
Or Pashulty will faint away.
I'm banned from mentioning nips
Or tantalizing hips.
I'd be full of dread and fear
If I wrote about his rear
Or his accent still so Russian
For to her it's such a lush un.
I dare not remark on his chin
Or the dimple which goes right in.
And best not refer to his hair
Or how the messiness got there.
No, I won't write any more
Or Pashulty will be on the floor.

ha ha ha... Its brilliant Korky!!!! ... I absolutely love it... Thank you.... You are a gem of a versifier... I know you have said before that you are not a writer...but surely a poet!!! * putting my Sherlock cap on*

You should definitely send some of your work to Louis... He will be pretty chuffed!!!...Come on Korky... Take the plunge!!!!

Well, just between us, Pashulty, I have sent a few bits and pieces to Louis. The thing is, he doesn't share my passions (reading, art, calligraphy, embroidery (definitely not that one), drawing, writing, Radio 4) and I don't share many of his (playstation, gaming, telly, childhood films, clubbing). Maybe he will expand his cultural side as he matures...

oooo...bless... although he might not share the same passions I am sure he appreciated your efforts... He seems such a generous boy...it cant be anything otherwise...... and as you say... he might mature and expand his cultural side...

Big hug for you Korky for the verses and I forgive you for contributing to my meltdown..... I am sure Pasha would see the funny side of this if it was presented to him.... although cant as he is unaware of my alter-ego...

This is fab Korky.
Pashulty may not be the only one on the floor after being reminding about his hips, ass, dimple, messy 'bed' hair, accent...
Wonder what Pasha himself would make of this.

If Pasha knows you only by your true name, then he will never connect you with your name on here. We are all anonymous (oooh, that sounds so exciting! ) I'm sure that he never reads DS anyway; nor Louis for that matter. I think we are all quite safe.

Hey, how come I mustn't mention all his - ahem - attributes but you can!!!!!

Pasha has a fine sense of humour and would be flattered by all that is posted but, as stated above, I'm pretty sure he doesn't read it.

BIB.... not completely sure about that...he just might dip in very rarely... or maybe Katya... because of a certain letter from a certain gobby Scottish woman...

ETA... yes as Shona has said he will take it all in his stride...but I cant be unmasked in front of him!!!

What if he did read this thread though Korky or Katya might. Sure he would take it all in his stride.
Mentioned his attributes, of which there are so many, well I have become rather good at lists you see.

Oh no!!! I didn't know that! Well, there's still nothing but compliments and humorous comments......or is there?

Oops.

Sure it's all compliments, fun and lusting, drooling and !*****!
Then again, Pasha would know for sure just how much his gutter girls or Russian Dolls really like him, esp one. Cover would be blown then.

... If he has read any one of the accounts of my post show shenanigans .... I have been blown!!!!

Fingers, toes and everything crossed he hasn't...

I love this Korky....you are most definitely a super-talented cat

As for sending something to Louis....hmmm.....what about sending him an anniversary poem....one year on from his Olympic medals.

I still miss the Olympics

I still can't see how Pasha would link anybody on here with any individual female he's met - "especially one" !!! New posters on this thread comment on the warmth and cosiness and fun. That can't be said about all DS threads!

Funnily enough, I have just started working on something along these lines! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzztelepathy* Nothing rhymes with 'pommel' though!

I was winding Pashulty up.
We do indeed have good harmless fun on here and discussing HRH and his many attributes.

oooo.... that's brilliant Korky !!!!!
Well done... ... Let us know when you finish it... might even get a sneaky preview?? *hopeful grin*
hmmmm.... its difficult to find something to rhyme with pommel... cant think of shoe-horning 'camel' in any way.... can you ... ..don't think so...lol..sorry... as you can see I am completely useless at this..

Tricky one, though if push came to shove couldn't you use 'horse' instead?
Good idea of yours Callie for Louis' poem and yours Korky.

Mmm....I see your problem

I think it may be easier to find a word that rhymes with horse

......not that you did not know that already

Edit: lol at Shona and I giving the same 'poetry for beginners' advice

.......and camel Pashulty.....really!

... Be very careful Shona...!!!... I will get you one day...

err, ok.

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