I think when he grows up he wants to start a cult
Does Anyone in Real Life Actually Talk Like Callum?
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Originally Posted by Janet_Hadfield:
“Judy is an unqualified life coach and after dinner speaker who used to be a model.”
“Judy is an unqualified life coach and after dinner speaker who used to be a model.”
Can't she afford a hairdresser
Originally Posted by tigerlily96:
“What exactly Is she?”
“What exactly Is she?”
A retired fashion model who started what amounts to a self-help business.
Originally Posted by BelindaJ:
“does anyone speak like Gina?”
“does anyone speak like Gina?”
Lots of people ... When they have blocked nose, has she had a cold since Day 1?
Originally Posted by aurichie:
“I think Charlie is starting to fool for him.”
“I think Charlie is starting to fool for him.”
Charlie is definitely playing him - he had backed off when Dexter came on board but then she was saying that she wasn't interested in Dexter and started to talk to Callum again and she has given him hope.
Originally Posted by What name??:
“I think when he grows up he wants to start a cult”
“I think when he grows up he wants to start a cult”
That's what Callum reminds me of at times, a cult leader when he comes out with stuff like I want to inject some confidence into Hazel and when he trys to get Charlie to see things how he does. Booking in times for chats and getting cross when Charlie doesn't see things like he does.
I would actually like to find a window, maybe some time in the morning for a little chat with myself, to see if I talk like Callum.
Particularly after I have looked in the mirror to tell myself what I see, no rush... take my time.
I have an open door policy with myself, which would help somebody like Charlie who is burning the candle at both ends.
The blue sky thinking would help me address the elephant in the room which is Dexter and throw him under the bus.
With my game face on its a win-win.
Nah, nobody talks like Callum.
Particularly after I have looked in the mirror to tell myself what I see, no rush... take my time.
I have an open door policy with myself, which would help somebody like Charlie who is burning the candle at both ends.
The blue sky thinking would help me address the elephant in the room which is Dexter and throw him under the bus.
With my game face on its a win-win.
Nah, nobody talks like Callum.
Insincere and Ingratiating, Callum at least gives us plenty of opportunity to play the Bullsh** Bingo drinking game.
But Boy are our heads gonna hurt in the morning!
TBF he's not the only one, but someone like Dexter is a natural bullshi**er, whereas Callum tends to stuff it up badly and look awkward every time
But Boy are our heads gonna hurt in the morning!
TBF he's not the only one, but someone like Dexter is a natural bullshi**er, whereas Callum tends to stuff it up badly and look awkward every time
Originally Posted by Butterface:
“Maybe, but she described his speech perfectly. Its like listening to a bloody life coach.”
“Maybe, but she described his speech perfectly. Its like listening to a bloody life coach.”
When you see him laid out for hours in the tree house in a trance-like state wiggling his toes you just know that he's practising his script for his forthcoming appearance in the Diary Room or his next "spontaneous" conflict with Dexter.
Originally Posted by magicmelody:
“That's what Callum reminds me of at times, a cult leader when he comes out with stuff like I want to inject some confidence into Hazel and when he trys to get Charlie to see things how he does. Booking in times for chats and getting cross when Charlie doesn't see things like he does.”
“That's what Callum reminds me of at times, a cult leader when he comes out with stuff like I want to inject some confidence into Hazel and when he trys to get Charlie to see things how he does. Booking in times for chats and getting cross when Charlie doesn't see things like he does.”
He has to pre-book to give himself time to rehearse.
He is the most unspontaneous HM ever.
I know one person like Callum -a very nervous,un self assured,jumpy lad,who'd do anything for you.
The similarities are almost freaky.
I like Callum for that reason because I believe him.
I actually think Dexter is very similar,he's just better at controlling himself.
The similarities are almost freaky.
I like Callum for that reason because I believe him.
I actually think Dexter is very similar,he's just better at controlling himself.
Originally Posted by JesuLeChop:
“Callum has now become the new 'STFU Jackie', except more extreme.
Now, when he speaks, along with shouting "STFU Callum" I also say "where's the remote? mute it!"
I cannot bear him saying things over and over again like a stuttering robot, he says stuff 3 times like a form of verbal OCD.
The Gestapo could have played a video of him repeating himself and Charlie wittering on saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" and could have cracked the toughest spy!”
“Callum has now become the new 'STFU Jackie', except more extreme.
Now, when he speaks, along with shouting "STFU Callum" I also say "where's the remote? mute it!"
I cannot bear him saying things over and over again like a stuttering robot, he says stuff 3 times like a form of verbal OCD.
The Gestapo could have played a video of him repeating himself and Charlie wittering on saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah" and could have cracked the toughest spy!”
Originally Posted by BasketCase9483:
“All this stuff about "when you look in the mirror what do you see?"
He always sounds like he's reading a bad movie script.”
“All this stuff about "when you look in the mirror what do you see?"
He always sounds like he's reading a bad movie script.”
He sounds like some sort of counsellor or therapist......
What's happened to Callum's robotic answering? Not heard him use I'll take it on board, I appreciate your honesty, Thank you for your honesty, That's why I've always respected you, you speak your mind in a while.
Originally Posted by Hugh D Sahedd:
“Lots of people ... When they have blocked nose, has she had a cold since Day 1?”
“Lots of people ... When they have blocked nose, has she had a cold since Day 1?”
Must've caught it off Wolfy & her blocked adenoids?
Originally Posted by Hugh D Sahedd:
“I would actually like to find a window, maybe some time in the morning for a little chat with myself, to see if I talk like Callum.
Particularly after I have looked in the mirror to tell myself what I see, no rush... take my time.
I have an open door policy with myself, which would help somebody like Charlie who is burning the candle at both ends.
The blue sky thinking would help me address the elephant in the room which is Dexter and throw him under the bus.
With my game face on its a win-win.
Nah, nobody talks like Callum.”
“I would actually like to find a window, maybe some time in the morning for a little chat with myself, to see if I talk like Callum.
Particularly after I have looked in the mirror to tell myself what I see, no rush... take my time.
I have an open door policy with myself, which would help somebody like Charlie who is burning the candle at both ends.
The blue sky thinking would help me address the elephant in the room which is Dexter and throw him under the bus.
With my game face on its a win-win.
Nah, nobody talks like Callum.”
Brilliant--you should soar, soar, soar!
Originally Posted by MissBeastie:
“I reckon he's been in counselling - hence he's apes some counselling techniques/tools when he communicates, i.e. reflecting back what Charlie said 'Hmm... you feel confused' and 'take your time...no rush' etc. He probably thinks he's a really good listener, whereas he comes across as fake and creepy.”
“I reckon he's been in counselling - hence he's apes some counselling techniques/tools when he communicates, i.e. reflecting back what Charlie said 'Hmm... you feel confused' and 'take your time...no rush' etc. He probably thinks he's a really good listener, whereas he comes across as fake and creepy.”
Yes, the worst was his 'take your time' to drongo Charlie!! I actually screamed aloud at that.
He's definitely got a catalogue of counselling terms--that's why BB smirkily gave him that 'psychiatrist' Task.
I find it amusing myself, I have known a few young lads who, in order to appear more knowledgable or experienced than they really are, over exagerrate their expressions and ham it up a bit, it's harmless enough 
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