Jezzz White as a ghost under those long shorts

Nowt wrong with a few tan lines.

You'd soon be complaining if he was lying in the garden with his meat and two veg hanging out to tan

I like a good tan line on a man

What exactly can he do to sort them out then OP?
Who doesn't get tan lines?

Not me actually.

He's got a great figure Sam. His body doesn't look over worked or over toned as some men do. he just looks muscly in a lean way that almost makes it look more natural and effortless.

Blame Big Brother for the tanning task.