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I still can't tell them apart. Both awful in so many ways.

I can tell them apart quite easily now days, not that it makes a difference though because the both horrible!

They've got slightly different kinds of faces.

Joe is more 'defined' - his face is a bit slimmer, but apart from that he also looks like he has darker colouring, and narrower eyes but with a more obvious outline.

Jack is like Joe with the brightness turned up. Kind of like a sad blow up doll, with a rounder face, rounder eyes, less apparent outlines on his features.

Aside from their looks, Jack is the generally miserable crybaby and Joe is the one who appears more content on the whole but is the angry one with more of an ego.

Is it not the gay one who had a right go at Dan on two occasions?

He totally blew both situations out of proportion and showed a real nasty side to him. I felt it may have been down to the fact he fancied Dan. He was acting similar to boys in school who will be nasty to girls they fancy.

I usually go with the eyebrows. Joe has a more serious look!

This is extremely polite of you but I think it should maybe read 'Jack looks fatter'.

I'm curious but not in THAT way, is the gay one the slimmer, fitter one (LOL) of the pair, or the tubbier one?

The tubbier one is gay

Apparently one of them is evil...

I have no idea which it is though.

"I think Jack's more genuine, Joe is just a monster" was Gina's typically blunt summary. Shane of Westlife apparently prefers Jack too.

It is amazing that even with Ch5's much complained about floating name tags most of us still can't tell them apart!

Like most people I could Sam from Amanda quite early on. Perhaps it's just that Samanda were much nicer to look at ? (I say that as a straight man, but surely straight women and gay men would agree .)

Once you get used to the difference it is quite clear which is which.It has taken up until the last week or so to crack it though.

Oh, all right. Just once more ...
John and stands on the left, and Edward stands on the right.

Ohhh ... you mean the other useless pair of TV wasters ...

no idea.:yawn:

The one fat twin stands on the left and the other fat twin stands on the right

I have no idea which one is which and I don't care,,,,,they are spoilt know it alls,,,that know very little

I can't stand their whiney voices,,,,they are one of the things that have spoilt this series for me

I'm surprised no one has noticed that Jack has a scar on the left side of his face about an inch from his mouth. I noticed it on day 2 and it's still the only way I can tell them apart!

For some reason I find this funny, even when it's being said a few times over in the same argument and should therefore be very annoying (which obv it can be). I can tell which is which because Jo is slightly thinner and (in words of my friend) better looking.

With the increasing likelihood that the Twins aren't set to become the new Dick & Dom/ Ant & Dec/ Jedward, I think this is going to be his main 'claim to fame' in life. He'll probably get a badge made to celebrate the fact and to console himself that he wasn't funny after all.

It really doesn't matter which is which so long as mummy thinks they are being funny

Well, that's them farcked then.

With the help of this thread, I think I can now tell them apart intellectually, but if you presented me with a picture of one I wouldn't have a clue which one it was.

Which is strange, because I could tell the Samandas apart straight away.