Dexter seems incapable of talking to Callum without using choice phrases such as 'You spank me and stick it in me' or 'You piss all over me', and makes many a reference to Callum in a thong, or about his bod... I've seen this numerous times on LF now.

Anyone else not able to help but wonder... ?

Also, isn't he a dirty beggar for puking in the sink?! Even Hazel thought so... 'Do you always get sick in the sink ? '. Eugh!

Callum made the pissing comment, perhaps it's each other they both want?

To be fair I have noticed some from Callum too, but nothing like on the scale and frequency from Dex. I think Callum takes on Dex's sayings and repeats them back in convo.

I find it all a bit sexual tension-y!

Maybe Dexter takes an interest in bondage and the like. Whether sub or dom we may never know, but there he was, waving the largest and most phallic of the cucumbers, commenting, "this is an animal!"

I feel the same way about Hazel and Charlie .

He has spoken about his time as an 'escort' and has implied he is rather open-minded. Wouldn't surprise me at all if he is a little deviant. But his choice of language in otherwise normal convos is well strange. I swear Dex;s issues with Callum are more to with him wanting to give him a good wotsit than anything else!


Really?! Not sure about that ha ha, but hey if it works for you

And promptly gobbled it all up

You know the part of Dexter's backstory where he was living in a caravan, trying to pay off gambling debts by doing cam shows for Germans?

That was easily the most believable part.

WTF? I knew about the caravan bit - the other stuff, really?!

You'd be right though, deffo the most believable part!

Yup, Cucumbergate was them thrashing out their mutual sexual frustration. they'll make up scissor later .

Nothing beats "F*ck my ass"

I think these two are obsessed with each other, im not sure in what odd way, but they are definately obsessed.

The imagination runs wild round here doesn't it, A tiny suggestion of what might be someones history suddenly becomes fact.

I would say its more like Dexter trying to put Callum out of his comfort zone. Just a way to tease him.

He told them this quite early on, a few of them, in the garden. Said when he was in dire gambling straits he'd dressed up and performed acts for Germans, or very similar words to that effect. Much more believable than his business empire.

Oh dear, being sick in the sink is better than being sick on the floor.Just wash it down the hole lol.

He was in the bathroom and could have used the loo!

Yuck! I'd have been in there with the Dettol quick smart, dirty boy!