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Old 02-08-2013, 22:46
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Don't know about you, my fellow DSers, but I say, seeing as KP has had such a 'private' pregnancy, I do worry.

I worry that PA will have DRAMA! With his (oops, sorry, Emily's) pregnancy. Fine line.

Unavoidable. What with Ems pa being a doctor and all.

I hereby predict DRAMA hitherto unseen.
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Old 02-08-2013, 23:45
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Don't know about you, my fellow DSers, but I say, seeing as KP has had such a 'private' pregnancy, I do worry.

I worry that PA will have DRAMA! With his (oops, sorry, Emily's) pregnancy. Fine line.

Unavoidable. What with Ems pa being a doctor and all.

I hereby predict DRAMA hitherto unseen.
I hope they don't have any drama with their pregnancy/baby.... I know he will have to fill his tv show but not with drama re their baby Please
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Old 03-08-2013, 00:45
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Also, I've only really done the odd bit of martial arts but that alleged 'action' shot further down looks really fake!
His arms look completely out of scale
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Old 03-08-2013, 01:22
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I hope they don't have any drama with their pregnancy/baby.... I know he will have to fill his tv show but not with drama re their baby Please
Fear not Betty ... he's a resourceful lad, he'll go down Toys R Us and get a stunt baby for any dramatic scenarios

Probably end up taking the wrong one back for a refund after the birth but heh ho ... bit awkward
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Old 03-08-2013, 11:34
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Fear not Betty ... he's a resourceful lad, he'll go down Toys R Us and get a stunt baby for any dramatic scenarios

Probably end up taking the wrong one back for a refund after the birth but heh ho ... bit awkward
Cyril he will get 2 baby dolls
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Old 03-08-2013, 20:02
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Fear not Betty ... he's a resourceful lad, he'll go down Toys R Us and get a stunt baby for any dramatic scenarios

Probably end up taking the wrong one back for a refund after the birth but heh ho ... bit awkward
I bet CP will be on the phone to Mothercare etc to make sure that Pete and Emily will be seen shopping at their stores. All captured by the film crew...
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Old 03-08-2013, 20:53
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His arms look completely out of scale
Does he ever wear t-shirts with sleeves?

It's yet another attempt to convince the world (and himself) that he's an irresistible sex god, as opposed to deeply off-putting. Except to Ems, that is - has she had an eye test lately?
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Old 03-08-2013, 21:59
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Does he ever wear t-shirts with sleeves?

It's yet another attempt to convince the world (and himself) that he's an irresistible sex god, as opposed to deeply off-putting. Except to Ems, that is - has she had an eye test lately?
Are you mad?
Not even in the middle of winter, he's not missing any opportunity to show off those arm muscles!
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Old 04-08-2013, 00:26
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I bet CP will be on the phone to Mothercare etc to make sure that Pete and Emily will be seen shopping at their stores. All captured by the film crew...
Oh for sure ... this is a big kerching moment for the claire bear ... she'll be making a shortlist of names, starting a baby fund (2% of all donations to charity), planning the new Pete maternity range (as modelled by Pete), maybe even a new perfume "Plascenta".
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Old 04-08-2013, 00:34
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Oh for sure ... this is a big kerching moment for the claire bear ... she'll be making a shortlist of names, starting a baby fund (2% of all donations to charity), planning the new Pete maternity range (as modelled by Pete), maybe even a new perfume "Plascenta".
Now that's a perfume I'm thinking of adding to my collection ...NOT
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Old 04-08-2013, 10:43
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Oh no, he's even giving us ingredients & instructions on how to cook a full English breakfast. How did I ever manage to cook a sausage before this!

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/to-t...uth-i-dont-act
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Old 04-08-2013, 11:13
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Oh no, he's even giving us ingredients & instructions on how to cook a full English breakfast. How did I ever manage to cook a sausage before this!

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/to-t...uth-i-dont-act
I'm relieved he stated the egg needs to he cracked, I had no idea
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Old 04-08-2013, 11:18
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Oh no, he's even giving us ingredients & instructions on how to cook a full English breakfast. How did I ever manage to cook a sausage before this!

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/to-t...uth-i-dont-act
Poor Gloria, she has to cook, take the pic, copy and paste the recipe and upload all to his site. She really deserves her own show.... Gloria, my life as Cinderella is non-stop!
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Old 04-08-2013, 11:24
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There's no way on earth he's writing the food stuff on that channel .. that's why its pictures only, not video

You can tell it isn't even his writing style
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Old 04-08-2013, 11:36
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I'm relieved he stated the egg needs to he cracked, I had no idea
Oh did he? I hadn't notice. And there was me going to attempt scrambled eggs without cracking the egg, praise the Lord for Pete!

Poor Gloria, she has to cook, take the pic, copy and paste the recipe and upload all to his site. She really deserves her own show.... Gloria, my life as Cinderella is non-stop!
That poor woman, she must have the patience of a Saint

There's no way on earth he's writing the food stuff on that channel .. that's why its pictures only, not video

You can tell it isn't even his writing style
I just find it amusing that he's so desperate to fill his silly channel, that he's resorted to teaching us all to fry an egg!
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Old 04-08-2013, 11:38
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There's no way on earth he's writing the food stuff on that channel .. that's why its pictures only, not video

You can tell it isn't even his writing style
pics taken from websites, not all his actual food pics. Obviously Gloria only has time to find the pics on the website
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Old 04-08-2013, 13:42
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pics taken from websites, not all his actual food pics.
I suddenly feel so ripped off.

I belieeeved peter, you fraud!
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Old 04-08-2013, 14:22
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I suddenly feel so ripped off.

I belieeeved peter, you fraud!
From what is written on here ..you must know Andre doesn't do anything himself..so why think he would on a website he probably doesn't do anything on either
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Old 04-08-2013, 18:08
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There's no way on earth he's writing the food stuff on that channel .. that's why its pictures only, not video

You can tell it isn't even his writing style
How rude!
Of COURSE he's writing them himself.
Don't you remember his million pound deal for a "greekenglian" cookbook?
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Old 04-08-2013, 18:20
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How rude!
Of COURSE he's writing them himself.
Don't you remember his million pound deal for a "greekenglian" cookbook?
Did that ever happen?
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Old 04-08-2013, 18:25
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Did that ever happen?
About as likely as filling Wembley was.
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Old 04-08-2013, 18:41
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I suddenly feel so ripped off.

I belieeeved peter, you fraud!
Try & take comfort from the fact, you've seen the light, better late than never

How rude!
Of COURSE he's writing them himself.
Don't you remember his million pound deal for a "greekenglian" cookbook?
Did that ever happen?
Oh I do love to watch him cook, I imagine he thinks he'll be doing a cookery show alongside Gino D'Acampo, in the not too distant future.
Unfortunately I've yet to see him master a BBQ without something going belly up.
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Old 04-08-2013, 19:56
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How rude!
Of COURSE he's writing them himself.
Don't you remember his million pound deal for a "greekenglian" cookbook?
Welcome back, nice to see you.
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Old 04-08-2013, 20:03
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About as likely as filling Wembley was.
*waves* didn't he move on to single dad dinners - or something like that - now his website has posted pictures of meals with instructions. I guess the publishers didn't knock down his door
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Old 04-08-2013, 20:23
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Welcome back, nice to see you.
*waves* didn't he move on to single dad dinners - or something like that - now his website has posted pictures of meals with instructions. I guess the publishers didn't knock down his door

*waves and pelts everyone with maltesers and cheesy wotsits*

I would imagine that PA used the same half-arsed, lackadaisical approach to BBCAndre he seems to do with everything else and just shouted out a load of suggestions for the things he wanted on the website then went for a nice lie down while someone else did the actual work.

Won't he have to drop all the "only single joint custody dad in the world" shtick now that the blessed Emily is not only bearing the Spawn of Andre but is also on the verge of becoming Mrs PA number 2?

I was actually wondering how PA was feeling about the impending Baby Andre being overshadowed not only by Will and Kate, but the even more hilarious and unlikely announcement of Simon Cowell's "happy accident".
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