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Old 30-07-2013, 15:38
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Talking of photoshop.....

before.......

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...9QEwAg&dur=277

and after........

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/pete...lory-no-need-t

Pity they haven't included his little spindly legs in the second image, the legs he forgot to beef up, unlike his torso. Then maybe his trousers would fit better
No ones perfect, you should see my hubbies bean poles and he is just lovely.
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:45
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I saw that in the newsagents this morning and couldnt help but feel sad for her parents who could have probably walked in on the same, whether their excepting it or even happy about it, I dont think its possible to not look at her and think who and what she could have achieved, even if she does qualify, who the hell is going to take her on now shes carrying andres baggage around with her too see hes even bringing Andrew into it

As this is in Now Magazine, it must have CAN approval. I think with the negative press regarding the parents being dismayed, this is to show he is committed to Emily, but not to marry her until next year. That should totally win the parents around:
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:47
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Talking of photoshop.....

before.......

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...9QEwAg&dur=277

and after........

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/pete...lory-no-need-t

Pity they haven't included his little spindly legs in the second image, the legs he forgot to beef up, unlike his torso. Then maybe his trousers would fit better
hahaha perfect resemblance

but bloody hell try clicking on the second image when youre on your mobile -it pops up and fills the screen and scares you to death ewww
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Old 30-07-2013, 15:55
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hahaha perfect resemblance

but bloody hell try clicking on the second image when youre on your mobile -it pops up and fills the screen and scares you to death ewww
Perfect resemblance..............................Specsavers!!!!!!!!!
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:06
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As this is in Now Magazine, it must have CAN approval. I think with the negative press regarding the parents being dismayed, this is to show he is committed to Emily, but not to marry her until next year. That should totally win the parents around:
See Dan Wootton has left Now mag for the Sun on Sunday. Wonder if anyone at Now has been offered the 'benefits' Dan had to continue the tawdry fairytales.
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:10
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hahaha perfect resemblance

but bloody hell try clicking on the second image when youre on your mobile -it pops up and fills the screen and scares you to death ewww

All that posing and he only gets three positive comments.
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:11
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See Dan Wootton has left Now mag for the Sun on Sunday. Wonder if anyone at Now has been offered the 'benefits' Dan had to continue the tawdry fairytales.


How that sweaty sycophantic eejit qualified as a journo is way beyond me. Thick as mince, wedged way up Cowell's backside and just appalling.
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:12
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How that sweaty sycophantic eejit qualified as a journo is way beyond me. Thick as mince, wedged way up Cowell's backside and just appalling.
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:42
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Just read PA's column & he's feeling sorry for Prince Harry now only being 4th in line to the throne.

On the bright side Harry, you've been honoured with one of PA's ridiculous nicknames. Prince Harry is now known as Hazza
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:43
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All that posing and he only gets three positive comments.
You mean 3 people actually liked that?
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:46
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Just read PA's column & he's feeling sorry for Prince Harry now only being 4th in line to the throne.
On the bright side Harry, you've been honoured with one of PA's ridiculous nicknames. Prince Harry is now known as Hazza



Please tell me this is a joke or a hallucination...

I know he 'writes' (or dictates) some inane claptrap but even for his 'standards' that is astonishingly pathetic.
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:51
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Talking of photoshop.....

before.......

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...9QEwAg&dur=277

and after........

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/pete...lory-no-need-t

Pity they haven't included his little spindly legs in the second image, the legs he forgot to beef up, unlike his torso. Then maybe his trousers would fit better
They cant show you his legs in that pic or you would be able to see CP giving him his daily suppository
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:53
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Please tell me this is a joke or a hallucination...

I know he 'writes' (or dictates) some inane claptrap but even for his 'standards' that is astonishingly pathetic.
Sorry to say but no, no joke!

Here's another little delight from PA.......He's commented that a fan asked Robbie Williams to sign their bum & guess what? His fans used to ask him to do that, he's signed everywhere from bums to boobs but Saint Pete tries to avoid doing that now.

Possibly no woman in their right mind would want him touching their bum!
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:55
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How that sweaty sycophantic eejit qualified as a journo is way beyond me. Thick as mince, wedged way up Cowell's backside and just appalling.
Oh, didn't know that. So Cowells and Andres. He must stink
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:56
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Oh, didn't know that. So Cowells and Andres. He must stink
And have a thing for short men...
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:57
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They cant show you his legs in that pic or you would be able to see CP giving him his daily suppository

A few of and then some ... ouch
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Old 30-07-2013, 16:57
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Please tell me this is a joke or a hallucination...

I know he 'writes' (or dictates) some inane claptrap but even for his 'standards' that is astonishingly pathetic.
The Column of Truth strikes again!

He really is the pintsized gift that keeps on giving, isn't he?
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:01
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And have a thing for short men...
.........and fake tan, like exposing their fake manboobs and with loads of Botox......so the face doesn't alter when.......
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:04
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.........and fake tan, like exposing their fake manboobs and with loads of Botox......so the face doesn't alter when.......
Ewwwwwwwww!


Still, at least he doesn't have far to slither.

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Old 30-07-2013, 17:07
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Sorry to say but no, no joke!

Here's another little delight from PA.......He's commented that a fan asked Robbie Williams to sign their bum & guess what? His fans used to ask him to do that, he's signed everywhere from bums to boobs but Saint Pete tries to avoid doing that now.

Possibly no woman in their right mind would want him touching their bum!
Maybe they just couldnt stand looking him in the face
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:08
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Ewwwwwwwww!


Still, at least he doesn't have far to slither.

<vom>

Best not to visualise it.....
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:09
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All that posing and he only gets three positive comments.
Understandable though, he looks like he should be singing "why does everybody call me pea head" on it
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:10
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Talking of photoshop.....

before.......

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...9QEwAg&dur=277

and after........

http://thepeterandrechannel.com/pete...lory-no-need-t

Pity they haven't included his little spindly legs in the second image, the legs he forgot to beef up, unlike his torso. Then maybe his trousers would fit better
Eeeeeuuuuuwww, now that is taking scrutiny toooooooo farrrrr.
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:12
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On a humorous note, I would be interested in what forum members cars are, if they represent the size of their husbands crown jewels.

Come on, who's got a Mini
Mr Bennyboots has a 20 year old rusty Landrover.....I dread to think what they says about him
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Old 30-07-2013, 17:15
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Mr Bennyboots has a 20 year old rusty Landrover.....I dread to think what they says about him
Good in mud?
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