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Old 31-08-2013, 20:01
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Oh the shame of it!
I hope you're feeling better now?
Hmm who did I used to know you as lol (and the Saga continues, unfortunately)
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:03
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Have we had this rubbish already from the Mirror? All his crapola blurs into one big orange pile of drivel so it's hard to keep up -

He said: "There are millions of great dads out there but I've just had the opportunity where people can see me doing it. What makes a great dad or mum is putting your kids first. The minute you put your kids first, you're a great parent. There are no set rules."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...#ixzz2dZgmGYbV
Isn't that just the default setting for every parent except the crap ones? No one needs rewarding or praising for putting their kids first, surely?
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:04
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Have we had this rubbish already from the Mirror? All his crapola blurs into one big orange pile of drivel so it's hard to keep up -

He said: "There are millions of great dads out there but I've just had the opportunity where people can see me doing it. What makes a great dad or mum is putting your kids first. The minute you put your kids first, you're a great parent. There are no set rules."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...#ixzz2dZgmGYbV
So by his own definition he isn't a great parent.
Good to know.
Well done PA, you great steaming idiot.
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:04
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God, he's just a blatant liar now, isn't he? "Oh, we're going to go all private - but, look! Here's a photoshoot of me and the kids done up like a dog's dinner! That still totally counts as private! I'm not a desperate hypocrite, honest!"

Arse.
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:05
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Stop stalling BB
WE WANT PHOTOS
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:09
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Whoa!!!
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:17
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Christ on a bike -- I wouldn't trust him to tell me how to glitter a turd, although that's one thing he seems to have mastered well enough!
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:19
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Isn't that just the default setting for every parent except the crap ones? No one needs rewarding or praising for putting their kids first, surely?
So by his own definition he isn't a great parent. Good to know. Well done PA, you great steaming idiot.
Yes, I posted that little paragraph to demonstrate yet again his utter failure to grasp that putting your kids first would mean people NOT seeing him doing it.
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:19
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Oh my God, so I'm meant to put my kids first am I? That's where I've been going wrong.

He really is a first class plank!
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Old 31-08-2013, 20:21
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Oh my God, so I'm meant to put my kids first am I? That's where I've been going wrong.

He really is a first class plank!
But it only counts if you put them first in front of a camera. If a million people don't see you showing what a great parent you are, it didn't happen
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Old 31-08-2013, 22:26
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Hmm who did I used to know you as lol (and the Saga continues, unfortunately)
God Native, long time no speak
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:50
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:17
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:19
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But it only counts if you put them first in front of a camera. If a million people don't see you showing what a great parent you are, it didn't happen
On the plus side for me, at least only my friends & family knew I hadn't quite grasped that natural parenting skill of making my kids my top priority!

You can all slag Pete off as much as you like, I'm seeing him in a whole new light, who would ever have thought he could come up with something quite so intelligent as "putting your kids first" the man is a bloody genius!
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:49
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On the plus side for me, at least only my friends & family knew I hadn't quite grasped that natural parenting skill of making my kids my top priority!

You can all slag Pete off as much as you like, I'm seeing him in a whole new light, who would ever have thought he could come up with something quite so intelligent as "putting your kids first" the man is a bloody genius!
Apart from the fact that he is a bloody hypocrite, putting your children first isn't even good advice. Kids need to know and understand the word "no". They need to learn to be unselfish, to do things that they don't really want to do, and that they make mistakes.
Otherwise you get overly sensitive little souls who can't cope with the rigours of day to day life and who believe that the world revolves around them.
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:53
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Apart from the fact that he is a bloody hypocrite, putting your children first isn't even good advice. Kids need to know and understand the word "no". They need to learn to be unselfish, to do things that they don't really want to do, and that they make mistakes.
Otherwise you get overly sensitive little souls who can't cope with the rigours of day to day life and who believe that the world revolves around them.
Now who does that describe....?

*ponders*
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:18
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Apart from the fact that he is a bloody hypocrite, putting your children first isn't even good advice. Kids need to know and understand the word "no". They need to learn to be unselfish, to do things that they don't really want to do, and that they make mistakes.
Otherwise you get overly sensitive little souls who can't cope with the rigours of day to day life and who believe that the world revolves around them.
You mean you're not taking the advice of the great man as gospel?

Obviously without being there 24/7 it would be unfair to comment on PAs inability to say "No" to J & P but from the little I have seen, he does tend to struggle with it, imho, this is purely down to the fact that his ex wife might say "Yes" & PA can't bear to be seen as the bad guy

Now who does that describe....?

*ponders*
Errr, hmmmm...................Got it
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:49
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Dear Turd Glittering Douchecanoe Famewhore:

I shave my armpits & fanny.

I await what will surely be front page earth-shaking news that you've had a Back, Sack & Crack Wax.

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Old 01-09-2013, 12:54
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Never has the single word title of "Arse" suited anyone as much as it suits him, he really is a royal one
TWUNT ..is the word I'd use ..it's a mix of two words I often think when seeing Andre on screen
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Old 01-09-2013, 16:00
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You mean you're not taking the advice of the great man as gospel?

Obviously without being there 24/7 it would be unfair to comment on PAs inability to say "No" to J & P but from the little I have seen, he does tend to struggle with it, imho, this is purely down to the fact that his ex wife might say "Yes" & PA can't bear to be seen as the bad guy



Errr, hmmmm...................Got it
Yup.
I do think there is a massive amount of oneupmanship going on.
PA always strikes me as the type of parent who wants to be mates with his kids, and I think that this, combined with his guilt at leaving them (NOT that I'm saying he left them - but that HE thinks he did) means that he overcompensates madly by buying them anything they want and letting them do as they please.


TWUNT ..is the word I'd use ..it's a mix of two words I often think when seeing Andre on screen
Tweezers and punt eh?
Not the words I would have chosen BB, but hey ho.

I have to say, immature as it is, I'm loving the proliferation of arses on this thread at the mo, although if Native Moon has not copyrighted it, I will be stealing "douchcanoe" and using it at every opportunity.
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Old 02-09-2013, 08:47
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Yup.
I do think there is a massive amount of oneupmanship going on.
PA always strikes me as the type of parent who wants to be mates with his kids, and I think that this, combined with his guilt at leaving them (NOT that I'm saying he left them - but that HE thinks he did) means that he overcompensates madly by buying them anything they want and letting them do as they
I believe he just gets them anything they want because he wants to be the parent they love the most.
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Old 02-09-2013, 09:09
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Douchecanoe?!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:34
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Looks like hes given another exclusive. Clearly he is on the perfume promoting trail, but we get to hear about how private Emily is

http://www.hellomagazine.com/celebri...ct-girlfriend/

So private that she left her uni at weekends and went to his house to be filmed in his reality show.

Dont you just love it when Mr. Andre now plays the private card. I guess we will have to wait and see how much filming was involved when they were in Australia, or whether Emily is not not being filmed at all. If she isnt on film, how could he show the public just what an attentive expectant father he is. .
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:36
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Douchecanoe?!!!!!!!!!!
Came across it by one of my favourite writers/activists and its my new favourite word lol
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Old 02-09-2013, 11:43
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Did a shift in a shop and had to be subjected to his mug looking at me from the magazine shelves, think it was OK magazine, something about his baby, in the end I could take no more as he kept catching my eye so I hid the whole set of magazines behind other magazines, I will continue to do this in any other shop that sells magazines with his face on the cover as no one should be subjected to this kind of nightmarish scenario.

Twice whilst making latte's he caught my eye and I nearly burned myself, he's a health and safety hazard, in his low cut top and airbrushed up to buggery.
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