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Old 27-09-2013, 21:52
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Mind you the pube head extravaganza was funnier http://static.entertainmentwise.com/...enn2368830.jpg
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Old 27-09-2013, 23:16
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I suppose he think's he's giving a "sexy, come hither" look, but he looks completely devoid of Gorm there. The lights are on, but nobody's home.
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Old 28-09-2013, 01:24
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that's made my day complete ...my rugby team have just reached a final and now that picture ...fabulous
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Old 28-09-2013, 10:45
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Good God, he looks like a 70s Porn Star

OMG

I've had a really sh*t day at work and I'm ill but that has given me the laugh I needed
Just the person......ever since I clicked on the link for the pillow cases, I've been inundated with PA merchandise ads on here, so far I've had a cushion cover & a multitude of revolting T Shirts!
Eh, that'll definitely reignite BEL's infatuation....

ETA: And generated cazzz's by the sounds of things!

Are you saying you DON'T think PA's been touched up in that pic?
The phrase "airbrushed to buggery" springs to mind.



I think BEL prefers the diving suit / gimp mask combo tbh.
I am absolutely delighted to inform you both, my infatuation for Pete is over. Admittedly I got slightly carried away with the orange body & gel head but common sense prevailed & I remembered my taste in men is more than skin deep.
They must have the ability to make me belly laugh, be genuinely caring, not in the least bit vain, egotistical, self centered, deluded, sly etc etc. All which PA fails.

On the plus side......he's all yours to fight over
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Old 28-09-2013, 11:44
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I doubt there'd be much of a queue
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Old 28-09-2013, 11:46
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Just the person......ever since I clicked on the link for the pillow cases, I've been inundated with PA merchandise ads on here, so far I've had a cushion cover & a multitude of revolting T Shirts!
Moi?

How many have you ordered?
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Old 28-09-2013, 11:51
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I doubt there'd be much of a queue
His fan club beg to differ

http://www.great-bradley.suffolk.gov...pensioners.jpg
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Old 28-09-2013, 13:55
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Did anyone catch the part of the show when PA said that he wanted to get into films! How utterly delusional he must be. He said this whilst getting ready (and being nonchalantly late) for his 60 minute makeover show! He was clearly embarrassed by this line of work.
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:20
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Did anyone catch the part of the show when PA said that he wanted to get into films! How utterly delusional he must be. He said this whilst getting ready (and being nonchalantly late) for his 60 minute makeover show! He was clearly embarrassed by this line of work.
Was he trying to do the Robert De Niro impersonations again? How sad that I missed it
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:30
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:49
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:51
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Oh BEL
Doesn't look to me like your Petey infatuation is over at all.
For shame.
Haha yes I wish I had wore a different skirt
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:53
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Haha yes I wish I had wore a different skirt
But did you get to stick your tongue in?
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:55
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But did you get to stick your tongue in?
And if so, where?
*shudders*
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:55
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But did you get to stick your tongue in?
No his lips were tightly closed but i did have garlic breath and bad gas that evening, tried slipping him the tongue but the bodyguard dragged him off, had a feel of his arse though, ooh he's lovely, he was gagging for it
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:56
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Did anyone catch the part of the show when PA said that he wanted to get into films! How utterly delusional he must be. He said this whilst getting ready (and being nonchalantly late) for his 60 minute makeover show! He was clearly embarrassed by this line of work.
Oh God, really? What is it with these z-listers who all think they're going to be Hollywood stars? Alex Reid was another one, and didn't that fella from TOWIE claim he was going to be the next James Bond or something?

They don't live in the real world. I mean, if they're such spectacularly talented actors, why haven't they already been doing it for years?

Although, actually, I think it might be good for PA if he did somehow manage to wangle himself a part in a major film. He'd soon learn a few home truths, primarily about punctuality and letting your ego outweigh your abilities....
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:57
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And if so, where?
*shudders*
Peter is not that kind of man, he never talks about sex and never divulges a lady's intimate secrets
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Old 28-09-2013, 14:58
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Oh God, really? What is it with these z-listers who all think they're going to be Hollywood stars? Alex Reid was another one, and didn't that fella from TOWIE claim he was going to be the next James Bond or something?
The best one was Dean Gaffney
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Old 28-09-2013, 15:06
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No his lips were tightly closed but i did have garlic breath and bad gas that evening, tried slipping him the tongue but the bodyguard dragged him off, had a feel of his arse though, ooh he's lovely, he was gagging for it

You ok scone?
Have you had a bang on the head lately, or is it just your medication wearing off?

Peter is not that kind of man, he never talks about sex and never divulges a lady's intimate secrets
Of course he doesn't.
How very rude of me to besmirch his good name.

The best one was Dean Gaffney
Dean Gaffney may well be a ginormous twunt, but to be fair to him, he's still more qualified to be James Bond than PA is, let alone Roxanne Reid.
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Old 28-09-2013, 16:40
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I doubt there'd be much of a queue
Highly unlikely
Moi?

How many have you ordered?
Unfortunately limited stock so being the selfless soul that I am, I said to Customer Services " No no, cancel my order & keep remaining stock for Ms Blondie X, she'll be calling in due course.

Aww look at you sitting in the front showing off your long pins to Mr Andre.

Did anyone catch the part of the show when PA said that he wanted to get into films! How utterly delusional he must be. He said this whilst getting ready (and being nonchalantly late) for his 60 minute makeover show! He was clearly embarrassed by this line of work.
I heard him, then I waited & waited on the punchline, it never arrived, the deluded twit is actually serious

Whoever said he was morphing into Anthong Worral Thompson is bang on the money

Oh BEL
Doesn't look to me like your Petey infatuation is over at all.
For shame.
How dare you! You promised you wouldn't show anyone the pic of me trying to snog PA & you've sent it to the Metro, you Judas
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Old 28-09-2013, 16:46
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Highly unlikely


Unfortunately limited stock so being the selfless soul that I am, I said to Customer Services " No no, cancel my order & keep remaining stock for Ms Blondie X, she'll be calling in due course.



Aww look at you sitting in the front showing off your long pins to Mr Andre.



I heard him, then I waited & waited on the punchline, it never arrived, the deluded twit is actually serious



Whoever said he was morphing into Anthong Worral Thompson is bang on the money



How dare you! You promised you wouldn't show anyone the pic of me trying to snog PA & you've sent it to the Metro, you Judas
wow, could you multi quote any more?!

He did look a twit when talking about getting into movies...c'mon PA, you are on your way to the 60 minute makeover set for crying out loud man!
I think I heard a snigger in the background after he said it.
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Old 28-09-2013, 16:57
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Highly unlikely


Unfortunately limited stock so being the selfless soul that I am, I said to Customer Services " No no, cancel my order & keep remaining stock for Ms Blondie X, she'll be calling in due course.



Aww look at you sitting in the front showing off your long pins to Mr Andre.



I heard him, then I waited & waited on the punchline, it never arrived, the deluded twit is actually serious



Whoever said he was morphing into Anthong Worral Thompson is bang on the money



How dare you! You promised you wouldn't show anyone the pic of me trying to snog PA & you've sent it to the Metro, you Judas:mad:
Be fair BEL, that was the only picture suitable for publication in a family newspaper, although I will be keeping the negatives of the less salubrious ones as insurance.
( I'm particularly fond of the one of you dressed as Jane, trying to wrestle your favourite orange Tarzan tribute act into a leopardskin loin-cloth).
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Old 28-09-2013, 17:10
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Aww look at you sitting in the front showing off your long pins to Mr Andre.
Well it did the trick if you know what I mean

How dare you! You promised you wouldn't show anyone the pic of me trying to snog PA & you've sent it to the Metro, you Judas
I wondered what the entire train was laughing at yesterday on the way to work
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Old 28-09-2013, 17:11
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Be fair BEL, that was the only picture suitable for publication in a family newspaper, although I will be keeping the negatives of the less salubrious ones as insurance.
( I'm particularly fond of the one of you dressed as Jane, trying to wrestle your favourite orange Tarzan tribute act into a leopardskin loin-cloth).
Is that the one you posted on facebook?
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Old 28-09-2013, 17:51
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Reminds me of when Tania Mackintosh tried to have her way with him.

If you don't know who she is .. googles your friend!
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