Originally Posted by Potkettle:
“Has anyone heard either of them discuss their previous girlfriend/boyfriend?”
“Has anyone heard either of them discuss their previous girlfriend/boyfriend?”
No, but I'd thought they were both asexual
If you had to get jiggy with one of the Twins....
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Originally Posted by Dangermoose:
“And a fourth option ..... *Shoot self”
“And a fourth option ..... *Shoot self”
While I like the gun option
, I think "Just run away" would do. They couldn't even catch a granny like me.... but I suppose their magic lurking ability might mean that I get 400m ahead of them, only for one to suddenly pop up in front of me.
Originally Posted by farlofan:
“I. Am. Disturbed”
“I. Am. Disturbed”
Why?
imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day!
Originally Posted by da33431:
“Why? imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day! ”
“Why?
imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day! ”
They can do things with a chocolate éclair that would make your eyes water.
Originally Posted by da33431:
“Why? imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day! ”
“Why?
imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day! ”
Can the government not legislate against "thought crimes" like this?
Originally Posted by da33431:
“Why? imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day! ”
“Why?
imagine if they gave you as much attention as they gave those cream cakes the other day! ”
Please don't give me nightmares
Originally Posted by Janet St Walker:
“Do they do spit-roasts at carveries?”
“Do they do spit-roasts at carveries?
”
Seeing as one of the twins is gay, I'm afraid your spit roast will have to remain a fantasy.
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“They can do things with a chocolate éclair that would make your eyes water.”
“They can do things with a chocolate éclair that would make your eyes water.”
Charlie can do things with a cucumber that can make your eyes water too.
Originally Posted by Alan1981:
“Seeing as one of the twins is gay, I'm afraid your spit roast will have to remain a fantasy.”
“Seeing as one of the twins is gay, I'm afraid your spit roast will have to remain a fantasy.”
Tempt him with a Ginsters pork pie and I'm sure you could get him to do anything.
Originally Posted by MargMck:
“While I like the gun option, I think "Just run away" would do. They couldn't even catch a granny like me.... but I suppose their magic lurking ability might mean that I get 400m ahead of them, only for one to suddenly pop up in front of me.”
“While I like the gun option
, I think "Just run away" would do. They couldn't even catch a granny like me.... but I suppose their magic lurking ability might mean that I get 400m ahead of them, only for one to suddenly pop up in front of me.”
I couldn't run to save my life .... hence opting for the more extreme option. But we could always add a fifth for the more athletic
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“The great thing is you wouldn't have to spend money on lube since you could just scrape off their sweaty body grease from underneath their moobs and use that instead.”
“The great thing is you wouldn't have to spend money on lube since you could just scrape off their sweaty body grease from underneath their moobs and use that instead.”
That image will haunt me until my dying day!!
Originally Posted by MargMck:
“ Can the government not legislate against "thought crimes" like this?”
“
Can the government not legislate against "thought crimes" like this?”
Just for you
http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/...p=1#038;h=1000
They are to sexual gorgeousness what Gina is to being classy, what Dan is to masculinity and what Wolfy is to cleanliness.
Originally Posted by Purves Grundy:
“The great thing is you wouldn't have to spend money on lube since you could just scrape off their sweaty body grease from underneath their moobs and use that instead.”
“The great thing is you wouldn't have to spend money on lube since you could just scrape off their sweaty body grease from underneath their moobs and use that instead.”
Good idea, and if there was any left over you could fry the chips for your post coital feast in it.
Seriously, if the future of mankind depended on i'd rather attempt to mate with the cockroaches.
Originally Posted by rachael7:
“Good idea, and if there was any left over you could fry the chips for your post coital feast in it.
Seriously, if the future of mankind depended on i'd rather attempt to mate with the cockroaches.”
“Good idea, and if there was any left over you could fry the chips for your post coital feast in it.
Seriously, if the future of mankind depended on i'd rather attempt to mate with the cockroaches.”
If you cut the twins, they bleed lard.
Ew.
imagine one of the twins sweaty heads laying on top of you....giving it their all...the mental image of a sweaty ass crack and a big sweaty red face has scarred me for life
imagine one of the twins sweaty heads laying on top of you....giving it their all...the mental image of a sweaty ass crack and a big sweaty red face has scarred me for life
Originally Posted by Whiffycabbage:
“They are to sexual gorgeousness what Gina is to being classy, what Dan is to masculinity and what Wolfy is to cleanliness.”
“They are to sexual gorgeousness what Gina is to being classy, what Dan is to masculinity and what Wolfy is to cleanliness.”
LMFAO......
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