Dexter "literally your taking the piss out of my life"
Actually Dexter no......they are not.......you are doing it all quite well for yourself..... results of the efforts in the house.....
showing you can be a Sugar Daddy...........fail
Stud.......fail
Pulling girls above your weight (he lectures on this).......fail
Exercise fanatic........fail
and other examples........you might think I don't like him, I do and I won't mind at all if he wins........he has been funny, cringey, endearing, bullsh*****, cold AND emotional.......and all the time giving me entertainment.......I want him to at least succeed in something to put on his CV......