So..... I take it this is being sarcastic about Hazel and Jack? I don't know what Hazel was talking about, Dexter was clearly using something to wipe the dishes with. I'm guessing Hazel was blatantly lying and Jack just went along with it. Hazel was handling the dishes and things with her hairbrush in her hand. I think she's targeting Dexter now. Just thought I'd say that Hazel is very nice looking though.