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Old 28-08-2013, 09:43
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............Yes?............ Away & plant some tatties or something.

Errrrrrrr, I hate to point out the obvious but that was your bed you soaked. However as you constantly pee the bed you won't notice much different. Thready doesn't even have a waterbed, stoooooooooopid!

You'll learn in time, chinny & twass are eejits.
You minging old witch! You've as many wits as would fit on a pinhead with room left over *jabs SR in the eye with a pitchfork*
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Old 28-08-2013, 15:49
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AHOY there everyone but thready!!!! I have returned from where cider comes from to me own rural parts And I see we have an addition to the SENSIBLE ranks!!! Welcome Farmer Bob

*slips large, fresh cowpat into thready's freshly made bed*
Tart!
bob is swithering about his allegiance to the Gruesome Twosome.
Kind words Twassington. Pleasure to be of acquaintance *doffs cap*
*tuts*
*curtseys* I see you've overcome your first impressions of Chatter

*jumps on thready's bed in muddy sheep poo encrusted wellingtons*
Stoooooopid person, thready's bedroom is locked securely to keep you eejits out!
You minging old witch! You've as many wits as would fit on a pinhead with room left over *jabs SR in the eye with a pitchfork*
Oh bugger off & away & bile yer heid!
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Old 28-08-2013, 17:27
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Tart!
bob is swithering about his allegiance to the Gruesome Twosome.

*tuts*

Stoooooopid person, thready's bedroom is locked securely to keep you eejits out!

Oh bugger off & away & bile yer heid!
Bob will soon make his choice and it won't be you, Sleeps and the little imaginary twonk

Chins, ducky and I ROCK! And we are very modest as well
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Old 28-08-2013, 18:17
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Bob will soon make his choice and it won't be you, Sleeps and the little imaginary twonk

Chins, ducky and I ROCK! And we are very modest as well
We'll see......

He'll find out who the real villains are, all of you picking on a poor wee thready. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!
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Old 28-08-2013, 18:40
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We'll see......

He'll find out who the real villains are, all of you picking on a poor wee thready. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!
Meh....that little dollop doesn't even exist except in your warped imaginations
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Old 28-08-2013, 19:20
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Bob will soon make his choice and it won't be you, Sleeps and the little imaginary twonk

Chins, ducky and I ROCK! And we are very modest as well
Indeed!

We'll see......

He'll find out who the real villains are, all of you picking on a poor wee thready. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!
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Old 28-08-2013, 19:28
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Ello chinnock me old mucker! Farmer B seems a sensibly type....he is sure to choose team chinsington!
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Old 28-08-2013, 20:25
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Ello chinnock me old mucker! Farmer B seems a sensibly type....he is sure to choose team chinsington!
Agreed twassock. *Nods head sagely*
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Old 28-08-2013, 23:06
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Oooooooh, folks squabbling over Bob. How quaint
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Old 29-08-2013, 06:27
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Meh....that little dollop doesn't even exist except in your warped imaginations
Errrrr I hate to point out the obvious, buuuuuuut..........I can produce evidence of you & yer sidekick ruining his toys, clothes, being jellus when he goes on holidee etc.

Morning wee thready.
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Old 29-08-2013, 06:35
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Morning Scottie
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Old 29-08-2013, 07:07
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Morning bob, made up your mind yet?
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Old 29-08-2013, 07:16
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Old 29-08-2013, 08:24
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Morning all except for imaginary critturs that SR invented
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Old 29-08-2013, 08:24
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*points & laughs at chinny* you had yer head in the oven again?
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Old 29-08-2013, 08:40
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*points & laughs at chinny* you had yer head in the oven again?
*opens oven door, sticks an apple in SR's gob and an onion up her backside, and shoves her in* Four hours at 200 degrees should sort you out!
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Old 29-08-2013, 12:00
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Morning bob, made up your mind yet?
Nope. My spidey-senses are detecting foul play afoot within both camps.
*climbs onto quadbike, roars off to collect his new bespoke Boiler Suit & Neckerchief combo*

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Old 29-08-2013, 12:21
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Nope. My spidey-senses are detecting foul play afoot within both camps.
*climbs onto quadbike, roars off to collect his new bespoke Boiler Suit & Neckerchief combo*
if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
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Old 29-08-2013, 12:51
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Nope. My spidey-senses are detecting foul play afoot within both camps.
*climbs onto quadbike, roars off to collect his new bespoke Boiler Suit & Neckerchief combo*
Foul play????? As if!!

if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
Quit matchmaking, you!!

The farmer wants a wife,
The farmer wants a wife
Eee I cherry pie
The farmer wants a wife


Used to play that as a little girl
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Old 29-08-2013, 12:52
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if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
Darn. Was it hoaching with fine, country lasses? Had to visit my Tailor.
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Old 29-08-2013, 13:14
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Foul play????? As if!!



Quit matchmaking, you!!

The farmer wants a wife,
The farmer wants a wife
Eee I cherry pie
The farmer wants a wife


Used to play that as a little girl
We used to sing:

Eee I addy oh.


There’s a fascinating book by Iona and Peter Opie on regional variations in nursery rhymes.
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Old 29-08-2013, 13:18
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Wiki has a bit on Farmer in the Dell variations.
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Old 29-08-2013, 16:00
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Nope. My spidey-senses are detecting foul play afoot within both camps.
*climbs onto quadbike, roars off to collect his new bespoke Boiler Suit & Neckerchief combo*
Bugger off then,sling yer hook *wallops bob with a pair of rancid kippers*
if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
Afternoon Joe
Originally Posted by thready
Afternoon Joe. I got a new tractor today. HERE
Darn. Was it hoaching with fine, country lasses? Had to visit my Tailor.

For those hideous DUNGAREES
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Old 29-08-2013, 16:21
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Darn. Was it hoaching with fine, country lasses? Had to visit my Tailor.
It was hoaching with ME and a good few other Twassalikes as well
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Old 29-08-2013, 16:22
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Bugger off then,sling yer hook *wallops bob with a pair of rancid kippers*

Afternoon Joe



For those hideous DUNGAREES
I used to have a pair like that Loved them! Brilliant for being preggers in...you just leave the side buttons undone
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