Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)

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twassington

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“............Yes?............ Away & plant some tatties or something.

Errrrrrrr, I hate to point out the obvious but that was your bed you soaked. However as you constantly pee the bed you won't notice much different. Thready doesn't even have a waterbed, stoooooooooopid!

You'll learn in time, chinny & twass are eejits. ”

You minging old witch! You've as many wits as would fit on a pinhead with room left over

*jabs SR in the eye with a pitchfork*

Scots rool

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“AHOY there everyone but thready!!!! I have returned from where cider comes from to me own rural parts And I see we have an addition to the SENSIBLE ranks!!! Welcome Farmer Bob

*slips large, fresh cowpat into thready's freshly made bed*”

Tart!

bob is swithering about his allegiance to the Gruesome Twosome.

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Kind words Twassington. Pleasure to be of acquaintance *doffs cap*”

*tuts*

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*curtseys* I see you've overcome your first impressions of Chatter

*jumps on thready's bed in muddy sheep poo encrusted wellingtons*”

Stoooooopid person, thready's bedroom is locked securely to keep you eejits out!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“ You minging old witch! You've as many wits as would fit on a pinhead with room left over *jabs SR in the eye with a pitchfork*”

Oh bugger off & away & bile yer heid!

twassington

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ Tart!
bob is swithering about his allegiance to the Gruesome Twosome.

*tuts*

Stoooooopid person, thready's bedroom is locked securely to keep you eejits out!

Oh bugger off & away & bile yer heid! ”

Bob will soon make his choice and it won't be you, Sleeps and the little imaginary twonk

Chins, ducky and I ROCK!

And we are very modest as well

Scots rool

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bob will soon make his choice and it won't be you, Sleeps and the little imaginary twonk

Chins, ducky and I ROCK! And we are very modest as well ”

We'll see......

He'll find out who the real villains are, all of you picking on a poor wee thready. You all should be ashamed of yourselves!

twassington

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“We'll see......

He'll find out who the real villains are, all of you picking on a poor wee thready. You all should be ashamed of yourselves! ”

Meh....that little dollop doesn't even exist except in your warped imaginations

chinchin

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bob will soon make his choice and it won't be you, Sleeps and the little imaginary twonk

Chins, ducky and I ROCK! And we are very modest as well ”

Indeed!

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“We'll see......

He'll find out who the real villains are, all of you picking on a poor wee thready. You all should be ashamed of yourselves! ”

twassington

28-08-2013

Ello chinnock me old mucker! Farmer B seems a sensibly type....he is sure to choose team chinsington!

chinchin

28-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ello chinnock me old mucker! Farmer B seems a sensibly type....he is sure to choose team chinsington! ”

Agreed twassock.

*Nods head sagely*

farmer bob

28-08-2013

Oooooooh, folks squabbling over Bob. How quaint

Scots rool

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Meh....that little dollop doesn't even exist except in your warped imaginations ”

Errrrr I hate to point out the obvious, buuuuuuut..........I can produce evidence of you & yer sidekick ruining his toys, clothes, being jellus when he goes on holidee etc.

Morning wee thready.

farmer bob

29-08-2013

Morning Scottie

Scots rool

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning Scottie”

Morning bob, made up your mind yet?

chinchin

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning Scottie”

twassington

29-08-2013

Morning all except for imaginary critturs that SR invented

Scots rool

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“”

*points & laughs at chinny* you had yer head in the oven again?

twassington

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*points & laughs at chinny* you had yer head in the oven again? ”

*opens oven door, sticks an apple in SR's gob and an onion up her backside, and shoves her in* Four hours at 200 degrees should sort you out!

farmer bob

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning bob, made up your mind yet? ”

Nope. My spidey-senses are detecting foul play afoot within both camps.
*climbs onto quadbike, roars off to collect his new bespoke Boiler Suit & Neckerchief combo*
Last edited by farmer bob : 29-08-2013 at 12:06

The_Sleeper

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Nope. My spidey-senses are detecting foul play afoot within both camps.
*climbs onto quadbike, roars off to collect his new bespoke Boiler Suit & Neckerchief combo*”

if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready

twassington

29-08-2013

Foul play????? As if!!

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready ”

Quit matchmaking, you!!

The farmer wants a wife,
The farmer wants a wife
Eee I cherry pie
The farmer wants a wife

Used to play that as a little girl

farmer bob

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready ”

Darn. Was it hoaching with fine, country lasses? Had to visit my Tailor.

Gemo52

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Foul play????? As if!!

Quit matchmaking, you!!

The farmer wants a wife,
The farmer wants a wife
Eee I cherry pie
The farmer wants a wife

Used to play that as a little girl ”

We used to sing:

Eee I addy oh.

There’s a fascinating book by Iona and Peter Opie on regional variations in nursery rhymes.

Gemo52

29-08-2013

Wiki has a bit on Farmer in the Dell variations.

Scots rool

29-08-2013

Bugger off then,sling yer hook *wallops bob with a pair of rancid kippers*

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“if its a wife yer looking for bob, you should have been down the farmers market this morning !

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready ”

Afternoon Joe

Originally Posted by thready:
“Afternoon Joe. I got a new tractor today. HERE”

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Darn. Was it hoaching with fine, country lasses? Had to visit my Tailor.”

For those hideous DUNGAREES

twassington

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Darn. Was it hoaching with fine, country lasses? Had to visit my Tailor.”

It was hoaching with ME and a good few other Twassalikes as well

twassington

29-08-2013

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Bugger off then,sling yer hook *wallops bob with a pair of rancid kippers*

Afternoon Joe

For those hideous DUNGAREES”

I used to have a pair like that

Loved them! Brilliant for being preggers in...you just leave the side buttons undone

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