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Evening my little rolleyed pal
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Evening my little rolleyed pal
![]() What has the nasty minger and her evil cohorts done with ducky? ![]()
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Evening twassock.
What has the nasty twassock and her evil cohorts done with ducky? ![]() ![]() I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages And YOU is me cohort!!
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Oi! Don't you tell Bob to sling his hook.....why don't you sling YOURS and take that little dollop of nothing with you! ![]() ![]() *whacks twass with a pair of rancid kippers* Quote:
*tuts* Bugger off & take yer cronie with you! ![]() *whacks chinny with a pair of rancid kippers* |
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I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages And YOU is me cohort!! ![]()
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Stooooopid unfaithful chinny, he's let you down again! Serves you right!
![]() *batters SR mercilessly into a dollop of scotch pate with a frozen hake&
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I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages And YOU is me cohort!! ![]() Slip of the pen. ![]()
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I'll tell whoever i like..........Bugger off, sling yer hook & take yer parrot with you!
![]() *whacks twass with a pair of rancid kippers* *tuts* Bugger off & take yer cronie with you! ![]() *whacks chinny with a pair of rancid kippers* Quote:
Chinnock will never let me down, I suspect he did a typo and meant to put SR instead of twassock!!
*batters SR mercilessly into a dollop of scotch pate with a frozen hake& ![]() ![]()
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Slip of the pen. ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
Well done twassock! *Knocks Sr out with life size statue of Captain Birdseye*
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Bob wears 100% cotton hipster trunks* just for the record *
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Bob wears 100% cotton hipster trunks* just for the record *
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Morning wee thready.
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Good morning. My, the compliments bob has had over his wee tartan neckerchief. There was enough scraps to re-cover my tatty old flat cap too. Matching set now. All the best Wee Shreddy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
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Good morning. My, the compliments bob has had over his wee tartan neckerchief. There was enough scraps to re-cover my tatty old flat cap too. Matching set now. All the best Wee Shreddy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *comes back in after setting fire to all of bob's stoooopid scarecrows* Your fields seem to be on fire.
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *comes back in after setting fire to all of bob's stoooopid scarecrows* Your fields seem to be on fire. ![]() * looks like I'm going to need my spud gun, thinks bob * ( aforesaid spud gun fires mouldy potatoes, 25 rounds per minute, to be precise, its a modified length of piping cranked by an old mangle handle, crude but painfully effective. )
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* launches a turnip at SR *
* looks like I'm going to need my spud gun, thinks bob * ( aforesaid spud gun fires mouldy potatoes, 25 rounds per minute, to be precise, its a modified length of piping cranked by an old mangle handle, crude but painfully effective. ) ![]() ![]() *sneaks up behind bob & gives him a wedgie then kicks his lardy arse*
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* bob now speaking in very high-pitched tones for the rest of the day *
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*sniggers* Oh well done, Farmer Bob. She's trying to make out it was her hologram but she's got a turnip shaped black eye now, muahhaahaaa!!!
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Tis' WAR now I'm afraid. The wedgie has sealed SR's fate. How can bob sound Grrrruff whilst speaking likes ruddy Joe Pasquale!??!! :-P
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BREAKING NEWS
After SR unwisely overstepped the mark this morning by hauling Farmer Bob's underwear [apparently not flowery wimmin's extra large pants] into regions where those of a delicate disposition would swoon to even contemplate, there has been a declaration of REVENGE uttered by said Farmer Bob which should make interesting viewing.....get your popcorn and cola now and book ringside seats on Twass.com, very reasonable prices..... |
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Tis' WAR now I'm afraid. The wedgie has sealed SR's fate. How can bob sound Grrrruff whilst speaking likes ruddy Joe Pasquale!??!! :-P
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BREAKING NEWS
After SR unwisely overstepped the mark this morning by hauling Farmer Bob's underwear [apparently not flowery wimmin's extra large pants] into regions where those of a delicate disposition would swoon to even contemplate, there has been a declaration of REVENGE uttered by said Farmer Bob which should make interesting viewing.....get your popcorn and cola now and book ringside seats on Twass.com, very reasonable prices.....
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100% hipster trunks* I reiterate *
INCOMING! Stool legs, kippers and little tartan men via Mortar barrage, man the Spud ack ack Gun team, rally around the flag. |
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100% hipster trunks* I reiterate *
INCOMING! Stool legs, kippers and little tartan men via Mortar barrage, man the Spud ack ack Gun team, rally around the flag. ![]() Quote:
Yeah yeah, whatever...........does this face look bovvered!
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I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages
