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Old 31-08-2013, 17:38
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Old 31-08-2013, 17:42
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Evening my little rolleyed pal
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:08
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Evening my little rolleyed pal
Evening twassock. What has the nasty minger and her evil cohorts done with ducky?
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:13
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Evening twassock. What has the nasty twassock and her evil cohorts done with ducky?
I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages And YOU is me cohort!!
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:15
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Psssst!

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Oi! Don't you tell Bob to sling his hook.....why don't you sling YOURS and take that little dollop of nothing with you!
I'll tell whoever i like..........Bugger off, sling yer hook & take yer parrot with you!
*whacks twass with a pair of rancid kippers*
*tuts* Bugger off & take yer cronie with you!

*whacks chinny with a pair of rancid kippers*
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:17
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I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages And YOU is me cohort!!
Stooooopid unfaithful chinny, he's let you down again! Serves you right!
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:22
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Stooooopid unfaithful chinny, he's let you down again! Serves you right!
Chinnock will never let me down, I suspect he did a typo and meant to put SR instead of twassock!!

*batters SR mercilessly into a dollop of scotch pate with a frozen hake&
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:24
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I've not done anyfink with ducky, not seen her in ages And YOU is me cohort!!
Oops Slip of the pen.
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:26
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I'll tell whoever i like..........Bugger off, sling yer hook & take yer parrot with you!
*whacks twass with a pair of rancid kippers*


*tuts* Bugger off & take yer cronie with you!

*whacks chinny with a pair of rancid kippers*
Chinnock will never let me down, I suspect he did a typo and meant to put SR instead of twassock!!

*batters SR mercilessly into a dollop of scotch pate with a frozen hake&
Well done twassock! *Knocks Sr out with life size statue of Captain Birdseye*
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Old 31-08-2013, 18:30
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Oops Slip of the pen.
Easily done me old mate

Well done twassock! *Knocks Sr out with life size statue of Captain Birdseye*
Brilliant idea chinslet! Out cold with the Cap'n
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Old 31-08-2013, 19:01
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Bob wears 100% cotton hipster trunks* just for the record *
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Old 31-08-2013, 19:20
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Bob wears 100% cotton hipster trunks* just for the record *
Ooooh I say!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:39
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Morning wee thready.
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:03
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:06
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Good morning. My, the compliments bob has had over his wee tartan neckerchief. There was enough scraps to re-cover my tatty old flat cap too. Matching set now. All the best Wee Shreddy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:14
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Good morning. My, the compliments bob has had over his wee tartan neckerchief. There was enough scraps to re-cover my tatty old flat cap too. Matching set now. All the best Wee Shreddy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......

*comes back in after setting fire to all of bob's stoooopid scarecrows*
Your fields seem to be on fire.
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:31
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*comes back in after setting fire to all of bob's stoooopid scarecrows*
Your fields seem to be on fire.
* launches a turnip at SR *
* looks like I'm going to need my spud gun, thinks bob *
( aforesaid spud gun fires mouldy potatoes, 25 rounds per minute, to be precise, its a modified length of piping cranked by an old mangle handle, crude but painfully effective. )
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:37
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* launches a turnip at SR *
* looks like I'm going to need my spud gun, thinks bob *
( aforesaid spud gun fires mouldy potatoes, 25 rounds per minute, to be precise, its a modified length of piping cranked by an old mangle handle, crude but painfully effective. )
Stooopid oaf! That's my hologram you're firing at.

*sneaks up behind bob & gives him a wedgie then kicks his lardy arse*
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:46
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* bob now speaking in very high-pitched tones for the rest of the day *
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:50
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*sniggers* Oh well done, Farmer Bob. She's trying to make out it was her hologram but she's got a turnip shaped black eye now, muahhaahaaa!!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 09:58
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Tis' WAR now I'm afraid. The wedgie has sealed SR's fate. How can bob sound Grrrruff whilst speaking likes ruddy Joe Pasquale!??!! :-P
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:07
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BREAKING NEWS

After SR unwisely overstepped the mark this morning by hauling Farmer Bob's underwear [apparently not flowery wimmin's extra large pants] into regions where those of a delicate disposition would swoon to even contemplate, there has been a declaration of REVENGE uttered by said Farmer Bob which should make interesting viewing.....get your popcorn and cola now and book ringside seats on Twass.com, very reasonable prices.....
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:19
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Tis' WAR now I'm afraid. The wedgie has sealed SR's fate. How can bob sound Grrrruff whilst speaking likes ruddy Joe Pasquale!??!! :-P
BREAKING NEWS

After SR unwisely overstepped the mark this morning by hauling Farmer Bob's underwear [apparently not flowery wimmin's extra large pants] into regions where those of a delicate disposition would swoon to even contemplate, there has been a declaration of REVENGE uttered by said Farmer Bob which should make interesting viewing.....get your popcorn and cola now and book ringside seats on Twass.com, very reasonable prices.....
Yeah yeah, whatever...........does this face look bovvered!
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:19
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100% hipster trunks* I reiterate *
INCOMING!
Stool legs, kippers and little tartan men via Mortar barrage, man the Spud ack ack Gun team, rally around the flag.
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:22
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100% hipster trunks* I reiterate *
INCOMING!
Stool legs, kippers and little tartan men via Mortar barrage, man the Spud ack ack Gun team, rally around the flag.
Go for it, Bob! Unleash hell

Yeah yeah, whatever...........does this face look bovvered!
I think it might in a minute
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