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Old 01-09-2013, 10:40
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100% hipster trunks* I reiterate *
INCOMING!
Stool legs, kippers and little tartan men via Mortar barrage, man the Spud ack ack Gun team, rally around the flag.
Weirdo!

*lobs an arsenal of hobnail boots at bob's fat head*
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Old 01-09-2013, 10:47
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*erects hobnail boot proof force field around camp Chinsington-bob*
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:16
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*erects hobnail boot proof force field around camp Chinsington-bob*

*borrows one of bob's tractors & rams down twass's pathetic barrier*
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:44
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Ok lads, on my Bugle, its time to go "over the top". Fix bayonets.......toot,toot,toot,too......Dooooo
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:46
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Ok lads, on my Bugle, its time to go "over the top". Fix bayonets.......toot,toot,toot,too......Dooooo
Jeez, it's like Dad's army.............
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Old 01-09-2013, 11:47
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*borrows one of bob's tractors & rams down twass's pathetic barrier*
* little does SR know, bob's farm vehicles are all booby- trapped. Woo Hoo.......kaboom !! (@)(@)
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:00
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Good morning. My, the compliments bob has had over his wee tartan neckerchief. There was enough scraps to re-cover my tatty old flat cap too. Matching set now. All the best Wee Shreddy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......
Yeah. Stoooopid Shreddy!
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:02
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Ok lads, on my Bugle, its time to go "over the top". Fix bayonets.......toot,toot,toot,too......Dooooo
CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waves hoe about in menacing manner*

Jeez, it's like Dad's army.............
Don't panic! Don't panic!!

* little does SR know, bob's farm vehicles are all booby- trapped. Woo Hoo.......kaboom !! (@)(@)
Well done Farmer B! We've blown her and the little twonk into orbit
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:02
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Yeah. Stoooopid Shreddy!
Stoooooooooooopid orbiting Shreddy!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:06
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* little does SR know, bob's farm vehicles are all booby- trapped. Woo Hoo.......kaboom !! (@)(@)
*moons at bob*
Yeah. Stoooopid Shreddy!
And you can shurrup too......bloomin' Polly Parrot!
CHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waves hoe about in menacing manner*



Don't panic! Don't panic!!




Well done Farmer B! We've blown her and the little twonk into orb
it
Stoooopid boy!

Really!
Stoooooooooooopid orbiting Shreddy!!
*batters twass over the head with a spade*
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Old 01-09-2013, 12:32
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That's the spirit my fiesty beauties! Intae them! We shall own this thread soon, wee Shreddy too. Mwaaahhh...
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Old 01-09-2013, 14:14
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*moons at bob*

And you can shurrup too......bloomin' Polly Parrot!

Stoooopid boy!

Really!


*batters twass over the head with a spade*
Presumably that is thready you are referring to! Why are you hitting your Barbie doll over the head with a toy spade? Weirdo!

That's the spirit my fiesty beauties! Intae them! We shall own this thread soon, wee Shreddy too. Mwaaahhh...
I detect a couple of Scots words in there.....you must have scottish ancestry!

Were you snogging wee thready at the end there
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Old 01-09-2013, 14:35
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That's the spirit my fiesty beauties! Intae them! We shall own this thread soon, wee Shreddy too. Mwaaahhh...
In yer dreams, ya big country bumpkin!
Presumably that is thready you are referring to! Why are you hitting your Barbie doll over the head with a toy spade? Weirdo!



I detect a couple of Scots words in there.....you must have scottish ancestry!


Were you snogging wee thready at the end there
No it was you actually.

You hallucinating again.

In his dreams.
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Old 01-09-2013, 14:39
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Wee thready would fit into the spud gun muzzle. 1st wee tartan lad launched into Orbit. Hee hee hee
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Old 01-09-2013, 14:46
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Wee thready would fit into the spud gun muzzle. 1st wee tartan lad launched into Orbit. Hee hee hee

You won't be getting yer meaty sweaty paws anywhere near wee thready!

*tips a bucket of fish guts over bob's fat head*
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:07
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Wee thready would fit into the spud gun muzzle. 1st wee tartan lad launched into Orbit. Hee hee hee
Let me assist you.....*rams thready down muzzle head first*

Fire at will!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:08
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You won't be getting yer meaty sweaty paws anywhere near wee thready!

*tips a bucket of fish guts over bob's fat head*
It's too late, he's toast! *whacks SR round the chops with an elderly halibut*
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:41
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Wee Shreddy has been sighted circumnavigating Russian Airspace, Soviet Mig Fighters have been scrambled, orders are to intercept. :-P:-P:-P
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:45
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Wee Shreddy has been sighted circumnavigating Russian Airspace, Soviet Mig Fighters have been scrambled, orders are to intercept. :-P:-P:-P

*chortles* It just gets better and better!!
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:49
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Originally Posted by thready
What are those nutcases on 'bout, I'm here
Och ignore them, the men in white coats should be along for them soon.
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:50
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Wee Shreddy has been sighted circumnavigating Russian Airspace, Soviet Mig Fighters have been scrambled, orders are to intercept. :-P:-P:-P
You need to stop sniffing yer socks!
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:51
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You need to stop sniffing yer socks!
*rams Bob's socks up SR's hooter* Have a good trip!
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:52
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Och ignore them, the men in white coats should be along for them soon.
Yup, and they will look for the daft old bat talking to herself.....so maybe you should leg it now!
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Old 01-09-2013, 15:56
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*rams Bob's socks up SR's hooter* Have a good trip!
What on earth are you doing to my hologram?
Yup, and they will look for the daft old bat talking to herself.....so maybe you should leg it now!
You'd better keep out of their way then.
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Old 01-09-2013, 16:29
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Wee Shreddy is looking at 15-25 years hard labour in a Gulag for violating Russian Airspace.
* bob changed his socks last Tues, what's SR on aboot??? *
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