You missed because Sleeps fainted when he saw you were trying to do a Miley with that wrecking ball.

*informs the Greek Authorities of the impending arrival of a smuggled, suspected invasive species, circa June 2014*

*awaits envelope full of cash from Interior Minister Costas Popadopadopadopoulos*

*rolls eyes from here to Acapulco*

Morning thready.

*rolls eyes from here to Timbuctoo*

*spears chinny's eyes on a cocktail stick & gives them to thready to play marbles*

if y'd waited another hour, you could have got the other too crackpots eyes, & got the full set ?

Morning Sr, & wee thready

Oh I can wait. Morning Joe.

*enters wearing cocktail stick proof goggles*

Evening thready.

Hiya, Sr.

Hiya Gemo.

Oh no! Has one of the other fish eaten it?

I don’t know.

We had a tank with lots of guppies and our large plecostomas but the pump broke so Mr G got a bigger tank. He got a couple of mollies and some neon tets to join the guppies and then over the next couple of weeks all but one guppie died so we got three more. They died but I noticed nibble tails so we got a couple of female mollies and all seemed to be working well with a couple of babies appearing last week. Babies now seem to be gone and two more guppies have dies and we are left with our original one and a new male. All the tets are fine and so are the mollies.

*Dresses wee thready up as David Camoron and sends him out into the Scottish crowds*

Morning thready.

Sounds like there's some kind of cannibalistic action going on!

In yer dreams. ROLLEYES

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*whacks chinny across the chops with a frozen haddock*

Not sure. The nibbled guppie tails suggested that but that seems to have stopped.

The babies are so tiny they could have been eaten by accident when the sucker fish was doing his tidy up.

Waaaaaaaaaaaah!

Morning thready.

Poor, poor chins.

Och stop being a baby......*kicks chin up the bum*

Poor poor thread, abandoned for two days!

He was down in ashford wiv me, ya daft auld git, but wots it got tae do wiv you ?

Morning Sr, & wee thready