Originally Posted by twassington:
“We could just chuck him on a bonfire and get it over with
”
“We could just chuck him on a bonfire and get it over with
”
Let him lie in state til November, then use him for Bonfire Night.
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Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Let him lie in state til November, then use him for Bonfire Night.”
“Let him lie in state til November, then use him for Bonfire Night.
”
He'll whiff a bit by then, Bob!!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Poor, poor shreddy. Like the idea of some fireworks on November the fith!
”
“Poor, poor shreddy. Like the idea of some fireworks on November the fith!
”
We could shove some bangers up thready's ......
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We could shove some bangers up thready's ......”
“We could shove some bangers up thready's ......
”
Ooh I say. Up his kilt?? Hee hee hee heeeee
Morning wee thready......I see the lunatics are still trying to take over the asylum! 
Originally Posted by thready:
“I know, they're all funny in the head!
”
“I know, they're all funny in the head!
”
*trips SR so she falls in the nettles* 
Leave chinnock alone you great bullying hag!
Poor poor chin!!
Leave chinnock alone you great bullying hag!Poor poor chin!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*trips SR so she falls in the nettles* Leave chinnock alone you great bullying hag!
Poor poor chin!!”
“*trips SR so she falls in the nettles*
Leave chinnock alone you great bullying hag!Poor poor chin!!”
Och away & bile yer heid!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Och away & bile yer heid!”
“Och away & bile yer heid!
”
You Scotch weirdo!!
My heid does not require biling :sleep:
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You Scotch weirdo!! My heid does not require biling :sleep:”
“You Scotch weirdo!!
My heid does not require biling :sleep:”
You wanna bet! *stuffs twass's fat head in a pot of boiling water*
Afternoon thready.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Rescues twassock and boils Sr in a lamb stew*”
“*Rescues twassock and boils Sr in a lamb stew*
”
Well done, Chinnock! *gets mint sauce out* We can leave the bits of SR on the side of the plate
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well done, Chinnock! *gets mint sauce out* We can leave the bits of SR on the side of the plate”
“Well done, Chinnock! *gets mint sauce out* We can leave the bits of SR on the side of the plate
”
Good idea. Very chewy and full of gristle.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Good idea. Very chewy and full of gristle.”
“Good idea. Very chewy and full of gristle.
”
Tastes of bile as well
All bitter and tough!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Good idea. Very chewy and full of gristle.”
“Good idea. Very chewy and full of gristle.
”
Its the haggis diet that's to blame. :-P
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Its the haggis diet that's to blame. :-P”
“Its the haggis diet that's to blame. :-P”
Indeed, Bob, and that she's virtually pickled from the inside out in Scotch whisky
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Tastes of bile as well All bitter and tough!”
“Tastes of bile as well
All bitter and tough!”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Its the haggis diet that's to blame. :-P”
“Its the haggis diet that's to blame. :-P”
Indeed!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning wee thready.”
“Morning wee thready.
”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning all
Todays word of the day is - stool”
“Morning all
Todays word of the day is - stool”
*whacks bob over the head with the aforementioned item*
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