Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Awwwww wee cutie.
I'm surprised you didn't go into the water with him, thready.”
“Awwwww wee cutie.
I'm surprised you didn't go into the water with him, thready.
”
He did.
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)
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Originally Posted by oncemore:
“If I'm a nerd who sometimes kills threads can I come join this discussion?
also, Hi
it's 1 am in the US (at least my timezone) and I'm listening to 90s slow jams.
Gemo52, your dog is insanely cute. it looks like a Dachshund / Maltese mix maybe? So fluffy and awesome.”
“If I'm a nerd who sometimes kills threads can I come join this discussion?
also, Hi
it's 1 am in the US (at least my timezone) and I'm listening to 90s slow jams.
Gemo52, your dog is insanely cute. it looks like a Dachshund / Maltese mix maybe? So fluffy and awesome.”
It isn’t my dog. It’s in a museum park in Gran Canaria where you can collect a dog at the entrance and take him round with you. I think it’s a lovely idea and I haven’t encountered it anywhere else.
*gives sr tea & muffins* *gives wee thready tea & muffins* *gives gemo tea & muffins**gives sleeps tea & muffins*
Originally Posted by oncemore:
“Well as an idiot, I suppose I'm team twonk, but I can fill in for an eejit if needed.so I guess I'm team SR. sorry twassington!
so SR, just fyi as an american probably like half of your humor is going right over my head and i'll just stick my dumb oar in half the time. happy to be on your team!”
“Well as an idiot, I suppose I'm team twonk, but I can fill in for an eejit if needed.so I guess I'm team SR. sorry twassington!
so SR, just fyi as an american probably like half of your humor is going right over my head and i'll just stick my dumb oar in half the time. happy to be on your team!”
Correct answer!
Welcome to the 'Protection of wee thready', thread. Just watch yer back with the Gruesome Twosome......nasty people!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No no NO oncemore, wrong answer entirely!!
*plots and fumes*”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No no NO oncemore, wrong answer entirely!!
*plots and fumes*”
*POINTS & LAUGHS AT TWASS
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Plots and fumes as well* >: *Puts the USA back in the British Empire once more and taxes their tea as well as thready* *Sniggers*”
“*Plots and fumes as well* >: *Puts the USA back in the British Empire once more and taxes their tea as well as thready* *Sniggers*”
*POINTS & LAUGHS AT CHINNY
Originally Posted by oncemore:
“oh god, what have i done.”
“oh god, what have i done.”
You'll be fine, we'll look after you.
Originally Posted by oncemore:
“well I like your tea. so...
so I live in a huge US city (Houston), and I'm lucky because in US cities, the grocery stores have an "international foods" section. In mine, there's like a whole sign which indicates this is the British Food section. It has the most stupid stuff, you'd guys would laugh at it. It's like mustard and heinz beans and cans of pudding, But hat's where you get the good tea. and jaffa cakes. and like hob nobs and some other shit.
I drink British tea with cream and sugar and every time I do it I want to send the Queen some new world gold. it's so good.”
“well I like your tea. so...
so I live in a huge US city (Houston), and I'm lucky because in US cities, the grocery stores have an "international foods" section. In mine, there's like a whole sign which indicates this is the British Food section. It has the most stupid stuff, you'd guys would laugh at it. It's like mustard and heinz beans and cans of pudding, But hat's where you get the good tea. and jaffa cakes. and like hob nobs and some other shit.
I drink British tea with cream and sugar and every time I do it I want to send the Queen some new world gold. it's so good.”
I want to send the parasitic queen over to you............but that's another story!
You don't put cream in tea! BLEURGH!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“He did.”
“He did.
”
That sounds about right.
I've packed all his clothes for his holidees.
Have a good holidee thready & be a good boy. Mwahhhhhh.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Correct answer! Welcome to the 'Protection of wee thready', thread. Just watch yer back with the Gruesome Twosome......nasty people!
*POINTS & LAUGHS AT TWASS
*POINTS & LAUGHS AT CHINNY
You'll be fine, we'll look after you.
I want to send the parasitic queen over to you............but that's another story!
You don't put cream in tea! BLEURGH!
That sounds about right.
I've packed all his clothes for his holidees.
Have a good holidee thready & be a good boy. Mwahhhhhh.”
“Correct answer!
Welcome to the 'Protection of wee thready', thread. Just watch yer back with the Gruesome Twosome......nasty people! *POINTS & LAUGHS AT TWASS
*POINTS & LAUGHS AT CHINNY
You'll be fine, we'll look after you.
I want to send the parasitic queen over to you............but that's another story!
You don't put cream in tea! BLEURGH!
That sounds about right.
I've packed all his clothes for his holidees.
Have a good holidee thready & be a good boy. Mwahhhhhh.
”
Thank you.
Originally Posted by thready:
“Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sr.
”
“Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sr.
”
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Thank you.”
“Thank you.”
Have a good time.
Originally Posted by thready:
“Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sr.”
“Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, Sr.
”
You have a good time too, thready. x
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good riddance to the stooooooopid little twonk!!”
“Good riddance to the stooooooopid little twonk!!
”
Jellus, jellus, jellus.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“^^^^ Deranged, deranged, deranged”
“^^^^ Deranged, deranged, deranged
”
Rearrange...............black...........kettle.........pot........
HERE
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Rearrange...............black...........kettle.........pot........
HERE”
“Rearrange...............black...........kettle.........pot........
HERE
”
Err......that means I'm glad to see the back of it!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Err......that means I'm glad to see the back of it!! ”
“
Err......that means I'm glad to see the back of it!! ”
Hmmmmm..........I thought you said he was imaginary.......... ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Hmmmmm..........I thought you said he was imaginary.......... ROLLEYES”
“Hmmmmm..........I thought you said he was imaginary.......... ROLLEYES
”
He is, I'm just playing along with your imaginary friends until the nurse comes along with your medication
Got here safely with no incidents apart from not having the address of the hotel. I had a vague idea from looking at Google Earth and Mr G pulled into a carpark to set the satnav – and the hotel was 200 yards away.
Originally Posted by thready:
“It’s brillyant. Juccuzle thingly on the balcony and they had supper set out in our room with fancy cheese and ham and nanas that taste lovely and some bubbly wine that I couldn’t have. ”
“It’s brillyant. Juccuzle thingly on the balcony and they had supper set out in our room with fancy cheese and ham and nanas that taste lovely and some bubbly wine that I couldn’t have.
”
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Got here safely with no incidents apart from not having the address of the hotel. I had a vague idea from looking at Google Earth and Mr G pulled into a carpark to set the satnav – and the hotel was 200 yards away.”
“Got here safely with no incidents apart from not having the address of the hotel. I had a vague idea from looking at Google Earth and Mr G pulled into a carpark to set the satnav – and the hotel was 200 yards away.
”
That was lucky.
Originally Posted by thready:
“It’s brillyant. Juccuzle thingly on the balcony and they had supper set out in our room with fancy cheese and ham and nanas that taste lovely and some bubbly wine that I couldn’t have.”
“It’s brillyant. Juccuzle thingly on the balcony and they had supper set out in our room with fancy cheese and ham and nanas that taste lovely and some bubbly wine that I couldn’t have.
”
Lucky you......best stay away from the bubbly tho'.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Meh!!!! *rolls eyes*”
“Meh!!!! *rolls eyes*”
Jellus, jellus, jellus.
*moons* SR!!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Yer needing to do some buttock crunches methinks!”
“
Yer needing to do some buttock crunches methinks!
”
You are just jellus of my peachy **se!!
Bony butt!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You are just jellus of my peachy **se!! Bony butt!!! ”
“You are just jellus of my peachy **se!!
Bony butt!!! ”
As if I'd be jellus of that big watermelon!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“As if I'd be jellus of that big watermelon!”
“As if I'd be jellus of that big watermelon!
”
Nonsense! It is perfectly rounded and firm!
*rolls eyes*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Nonsense! It is perfectly rounded and firm! *rolls eyes*”
“Nonsense! It is perfectly rounded and firm!
*rolls eyes*”
Yes of course it is........... HERE
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good riddance to the stooooooopid little twonk!!”
“Good riddance to the stooooooopid little twonk!!
”
^ Wot twassock said.
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