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Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)
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Cherry Hatrick
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Afternoon miss hatrick
* doffs Tartan cap *”

Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear)
Cherry Hatrick
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Heh! Poor old SR....the forces of anti-thready are growing by the hour! Welcom Cherry and hopefully you'll pick team chinsington-bob ”

I'm sitting on the fence at the moment until I learn the lie of the land and which side has the greener grass.
Cherry Hatrick
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I was wearing rubber gloves.


Bugger off, this isn't a bleedin' social club! Sling yer hook before I set the hounds on ya! ”

This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“I'm sitting on the fence at the moment until I learn the lie of the land and which side has the greener grass. ”

Tis greener our side Cherry, cos Bob has magical fertiliser....we don't ask what's in it
farmer bob
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear) ”

Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P
Gemo52
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P”

Scots rool is not a loony.

Originally Posted by thready:
“No she’s not. ”

Scots rool
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear) ”

*tuts* This isn't a bleedin' dating agency. Sling yer hook!
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.”

*knocks cherry from fence using a caber* Bugger off! As if I'd have dachshunds.

*lets loose the dogs* HERE & HERE
Scots rool
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P”

You can bugger off too & take yer harem with ya!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Scots rool is not a loony. ”

Originally Posted by thready:
“No she’s not. ”

Thanks gemo & thready. I think we know who the loonies are.
Eagle9a
05-09-2013
*wanders in by mistake*

hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?
twassington
05-09-2013
Scots rool
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*wanders in by mistake*

hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”


You can bugger off too before I set the dogs on ya! *lobs a large cow pat at Eagle's fat head*
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*wanders in by mistake*

hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”

Scots rool
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“”

twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“”

What? You're as mad as a hatter! You talk to imaginary beings
Eagle9a
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
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You can bugger off too before I set the dogs on ya! *lobs a large cow pat at Eagle's fat head* ”

*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*

up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly

yes I know, I've mellowed over the years
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*

up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly ”

Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry!

Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person
chinchin
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*wanders in by mistake*

hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”

Eagle9a
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! ”

I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually

Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot

ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually

Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot

ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days”

You and she are in the scrawny category together then

I'm a tad more plumptious meself

She's dead easy to rile up isn't she
Eagle9a
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry!

Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person ”

Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming ”

Is it four or five years?

Remember when her hair grew back in curly?
Eagle9a
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is it four or five years?

Remember when her hair grew back in curly? ”

10th Sept 2009

Somewhere I have a photo of a DS gathering in Wantage..Mad, SR, Kitty Wrinkle and Uncle Monty.....must try to dig it out
Eagle9a
05-09-2013
Well I guess that post will probably do what the thread title says it should
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“10th Sept 2009

Somewhere I have a photo of a DS gathering in Wantage..Mad, SR, Kitty Wrinkle and Uncle Monty.....must try to dig it out”

I remember seeing pics of her at meets....I don't drink it myself but I hope there's voddy in heaven
twassington
05-09-2013
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“Well I guess that post will probably do what the thread title says it should”

I should LOVE to see that pic!
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