Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Afternoon miss hatrick
* doffs Tartan cap *”
“Afternoon miss hatrick
* doffs Tartan cap *”
Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear)
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Heh! Poor old SR....the forces of anti-thready are growing by the hour! Welcom Cherry and hopefully you'll pick team chinsington-bob
”
“Heh! Poor old SR....the forces of anti-thready are growing by the hour! Welcom Cherry and hopefully you'll pick team chinsington-bob
”
I'm sitting on the fence at the moment until I learn the lie of the land and which side has the greener grass.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I was wearing rubber gloves.
Bugger off, this isn't a bleedin' social club! Sling yer hook before I set the hounds on ya!”
“I was wearing rubber gloves.
Bugger off, this isn't a bleedin' social club! Sling yer hook before I set the hounds on ya!
”
This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“I'm sitting on the fence at the moment until I learn the lie of the land and which side has the greener grass.”
“I'm sitting on the fence at the moment until I learn the lie of the land and which side has the greener grass.
”
Tis greener our side Cherry, cos Bob has magical fertiliser....we don't ask what's in it
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear)”
“Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear)
”
Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P”
“Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P”
Scots rool is not a loony.
Originally Posted by thready:
“No she’s not.”
“No she’s not.
”
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear)”
“Good afternoon to you Sir (Blushes and curtsies to agricultural gentleman in fetching headgear)
”
*tuts* This isn't a bleedin' dating agency. Sling yer hook!
Originally Posted by Cherry Hatrick:
“This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.”
“This is a very high fence I am sitting on, Mrs, and from up here I can see the colour of your grass, and it's not looking good. On top of that, your dachshunds haven't got a chance in hell of reaching me without a trampoline.
”
*knocks cherry from fence using a caber* Bugger off! As if I'd have dachshunds.
*lets loose the dogs* HERE & HERE
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P”
“Welcome Miss Hatrick, watch out for that Scots Rools looney, won't you. You'll know what side to be on, in time, my dear. :-P”
You can bugger off too & take yer harem with ya!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Scots rool is not a loony. ”
“Scots rool is not a loony.
”
Originally Posted by thready:
“No she’s not.”
“No she’s not.
”
Thanks gemo & thready.
I think we know who the loonies are.
*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”
“*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”
You can bugger off too before I set the dogs on ya! *lobs a large cow pat at Eagle's fat head*
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”
“*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You can bugger off too before I set the dogs on ya! *lobs a large cow pat at Eagle's fat head*”
“
You can bugger off too before I set the dogs on ya! *lobs a large cow pat at Eagle's fat head*
”
*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*
up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly
yes I know, I've mellowed over the years
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*
up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly”
“*ducks with the usual agility associated with such a lithe being*
up yours Scottie, only trying to be friendly
”
Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone
Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here 
Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”
“*wanders in by mistake*
hello..anyone seen a mad scots woman being courted by a ferret wielding, tartan hatted clad, mad McMad person, smelling of dung?”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! ”
“Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone
Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! ”
I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually
Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot
ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually
Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot
ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days”
“I must confess this is not my first visit but the last one was some time ago, probably about 5 years actually
Just thought it was time to wind up my favourite Scot
ps I really do struggle to get over 10st, these days”
You and she are in the scrawny category together then
I'm a tad more plumptious meself
She's dead easy to rile up isn't she
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry!
Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person”
“Anyone who refers to themselves as a lithe being on DS probably weighs over 20 stone
Welcome to the thread, we aint sizeist in here Join team Chinsington-bob and possibly, Cherry! Edit: just noticed your services.... I too knew Madfriend...a very couragous lady and all round lovely person
”
Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming”
“Indeed, the fluffiest known to man or beast...and a sad anniversary looming
”
Is it four or five years?
Remember when her hair grew back in curly?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Is it four or five years?
Remember when her hair grew back in curly?”
“Is it four or five years?
Remember when her hair grew back in curly?
”
10th Sept 2009
Somewhere I have a photo of a DS gathering in Wantage..Mad, SR, Kitty Wrinkle and Uncle Monty.....must try to dig it out
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“10th Sept 2009
Somewhere I have a photo of a DS gathering in Wantage..Mad, SR, Kitty Wrinkle and Uncle Monty.....must try to dig it out”
“10th Sept 2009
Somewhere I have a photo of a DS gathering in Wantage..Mad, SR, Kitty Wrinkle and Uncle Monty.....must try to dig it out”
I remember seeing pics of her at meets....I don't drink it myself but I hope there's voddy in heaven
Originally Posted by Eagle9a:
“Well I guess that post will probably do what the thread title says it should”
“Well I guess that post will probably do what the thread title says it should”
I should LOVE to see that pic!
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