If not, she will invent it

Must dash now, good to chat.

*leaves calling card for SR*

still love you, my potting shed is still yours, yours truly, R McDuffe

Don't be a stranger

let me see what I can do...may have to PM it to you cos my techno skills are renowned for their ineptitude

*jumps up and down with excitement*

check your pm inbox

and now check your email

THank you sooooooo much

Email received!!

Morning wee thready

Charming, bloody charming!
Yes so I see.

In this case Eagle is not fibbing, seen more fat on a chip.

Grrrrrr.



*tears up ridiculous card & feeds it to the pigs*

Good mornings

Morning farmers bob

Bugger off with yer good mornings!

Nice to be nice, SR

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING all, except grumpy old witches who talk to themselves

Your in good spirits, unlike that crazy Scottish Harpy My old dog is lying here snoring his head off, running in his sleep too

Awwww, what breed is he? My son has two lovely dawgs and the newest, rescue hound has vivid dreams in which he slobbers, "runs", howls, yaps, smiles and nibbles on me skirt The little Jack Russell just curls up and sleeps like a stone

12yr old Greyhound. Lovely boy Nicest breed I've ever known, big baby he is. An eating machine too, they have incredible appetites.

Is he an ex racing dog? I've heard they make lovely pets, lazy critturs, don't want much walking, and as you say scoff their way through loads of noms!

He never did much racing, has the ear tattoos, which I googled and found out he only ran a few times in Ireland (he has flat feet, chortle ) We got him from an Animal Shelter, he was unwanted due to his age (4 years ago). Now he is thriving with lots of love, he gets tired easy though, age and arthritis etc. I personally wouldn't get any other breed of dog now, easy going pets, low maintenance too.

He sounds lovely!! If I ever get a dawg I will look into an older greyhound. A nice peaceful old dog would be nice after me son's pair of young rascals LOL

^^^ Please do, they are often a forgotten breed ^^^

DIL has already decided if I have a dog [Landlord would have to agree] she will find me a rescue old greyhound I was informed of this a while back! But I loves all dogs And cats! Ideally I'd have a lovely old dog who got on with cats, and a lovely old cat .....or two.

Afternoon wee thready.

Sling my hook? I'll have you know I'm a very high class hooker and I have a maid to do my slinging! As for your mischievous puppies ....ya boo sucks...they can't touch me as I landed on the green side of the fence