*Tips bucket of iced water over thready for an invigorating start to the day*

”
I've put his name down for the Marines as well.
I've put his name down for the Marines as well.
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You could also............."whisper whisper*
You could also............."whisper whisper*
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You're a complete eejit! Thready is on a sleepover. 
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