Originally Posted by twassington: “*points and larfs at SR belabouring her Ken doll with rancid kippers* ”
Don't be so stoooooopid, you weren't even here at the time! *whacks twass across the chops with a pair of rancid kippers, then stuffs them into her fat gob*
*phones men in white coats* "Yes, she's talking to herself again and walloping her dolls with rotting fish. Yes, I should come as soon as possible with a big syringe full of sedation. Many thanks"
Originally Posted by twassington: “*phones men in white coats* "Yes, she's talking to herself again and walloping her dolls with rotting fish. Yes, I should come as soon as possible with a big syringe full of sedation. Many thanks" ”
I'll flag them down twassock. This is an emegency!
Originally Posted by chinchin: “Yeah wee is right! I tipped his potty over him! ”
Oh well tipped, chins! I can't imagine why SR thinks you tipped it over your bed, when thready is sat on her lap all wet and smelling like the gents in the pub
Originally Posted by twassington: “Oh well tipped, chins! I can't imagine why SR thinks you tipped it over your bed, when thready is sat on her lap all wet and smelling like the gents in the pub ”