Originally Posted by twassington:
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*jabs SR in the beady little eyes with a hot poker*”
“
*jabs SR in the beady little eyes with a hot poker*”
*whacks twass with a pair of rancid kippers*
Afternoon thready.
Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“ *jabs SR in the beady little eyes with a hot poker*”
“
*jabs SR in the beady little eyes with a hot poker*”
* Chucks twass from the top of the 'The London Gherkin' *
Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Chucks twass from the top of the 'The London Gherkin' *
Afternoon Sr, & wee thready”
“* Chucks twass from the top of the 'The London Gherkin' *
Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
”
*sniggers loudly* Hope twass doesn't land on someone's head, she'll kill them!
Evening Joe
Originally Posted by thready:
“Evening Joe”
“Evening Joe
”
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*sniggers loudly* Hope twass doesn't land on someone's head, she'll kill them!
Evening Joe”
“*sniggers loudly* Hope twass doesn't land on someone's head, she'll kill them!
Evening Joe
”
Maybe I shouldn't have put a hole in her bloomers, so she cant now use them as a tandem parachute for chinnie & her !
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*pokes SR in the eye with a stinging nettle*”
“*pokes SR in the eye with a stinging nettle*
”
*rams twass's fat head into a jaggy thistle bed*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
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*rams twass's fat head into a jaggy thistle bed*”
“
*rams twass's fat head into a jaggy thistle bed*
”
*inserts earwig colony into SR's lugoles*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*inserts earwig colony into SR's lugoles*”
“*inserts earwig colony into SR's lugoles*
”
*sniggers* Luckily I had my HEADPHONES on........stooooopid stoooopid twass. You really need to go to Specsavers.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*sniggers* Luckily I had my HEADPHONES on........stooooopid stoooopid twass. You really need to go to Specsavers.”
“*sniggers* Luckily I had my HEADPHONES on........stooooopid stoooopid twass. You really need to go to Specsavers.
”
*drops a ton weight on SR's head squishing her into strawberry jam*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Whacks Twass wiv a blue whale *
Morning Sr, & wee thready”
“* Whacks Twass wiv a blue whale *
Morning Sr, & wee thready
”
Morning thready & Joe
Originally Posted by thready:
“Morning Joe”
“Morning Joe
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
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Bunch of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejits!!!!!”
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Bunch of eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejits!!!!!”
*whacks twass round the head with a killer whale*
Evening thready.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*thrashes SR repeatedly with an electric eel*”
“*thrashes SR repeatedly with an electric eel*
”
I'm wearing my anti-eel proof suit. *ties twass up with electric eels*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I'm wearing my anti-eel proof suit. *ties twass up with electric eels* ”
“I'm wearing my anti-eel proof suit. *ties twass up with electric eels* ”
I too am in my eel proof suit, which is how I could handle them in the first place!!
*pours bucket of worms down back of SR's top*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Sr, & wee thready”
“Morning Sr, & wee thready
”
Morning Joe.
Originally Posted by thready:
“Morning Joe”
“Morning Joe
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ pair of numpties!! ”
“
pair of numpties!! ”
Who............ pinky & 'Arry or Ducky & Chin ?
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