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Thread Killers [not so] Anonymous. (Part 17)
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farmer bob
11-10-2013
* sits on fence, metaphorically *
The_Sleeper
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“* Fires radishes from his high-powered Slingshot *
* mwaaaahahahaha...*”

you'll win a prize every time bob, you couldnae miss that lardy ass
twassington
11-10-2013
*jabs Bob in the eyes with a broom handle, so he falls off fence into a pile of thistles*
twassington
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“you'll win a prize every time bob, you couldnae miss that lardy ass ”

It's your lardy arse he's aiming at, he aint on your side either
farmer bob
11-10-2013
* sniggers *
The_Sleeper
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's your lardy arse he's aiming at, he aint on your side either ”

We dont want him Bessie Bunter
farmer bob
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“We dont want him Bessie Bunter”

You ain't getting me. *chortle *
The_Sleeper
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“You ain't getting me. *chortle *”

AS I said we dont wont you, cloth ears !
twassington
11-10-2013
Scots rool
11-10-2013
^sets fire to all of bob's barns*

Afternoon thready.
twassington
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“^sets fire to all of bob's barns*

Afternoon thready. ”

I hope you let the cows out first
The_Sleeper
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I hope you let the cows out first ”

T-Bone steak anyone ?

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready
twassington
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“T-Bone steak anyone ?

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready ”

Ooh yes please! *digs up Bob's taters and onions and fries them up to go with*
farmer bob
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooh yes please! *digs up Bob's taters and onions and fries them up to go with*”

They were picked long ago, fools. That's stones n pebbles your eating.
* silage container needs emptying, thinks bob *
Scots rool
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I hope you let the cows out first ”

No animals were harmed!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“T-Bone steak anyone ?

Afternoon Sr, & wee thready ”

I'd rather have chicken or turkey thanks.
Evening Joe
Originally Posted by thready:
“Evening Joe ”

twassington
11-10-2013
*roasts Farmer Bob's chooks*
farmer bob
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*roasts Farmer Bob's chooks* ”

bob don't keep chooks, they is your pal's chooks you've done.
(@)(@)
farmer bob
11-10-2013
* attaches muck spreaders to tractor, empties silage bin into muck spreaders *
chinchin
11-10-2013
*Sells bob's farm to the travellers who proceed to lay concrete and put on caravans*
twassington
11-10-2013
Bob's homeless now, he'd better try busking outside the Pub for a few coppers! *sniggers loudly* Well done, Chins!
chinchin
11-10-2013
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bob's homeless now, he'd better try busking outside the Pub for a few coppers! *sniggers loudly* Well done, Chins!”

*Sniggers muchly in agreement*
Scots rool
12-10-2013
Morning wee thready.
chinchin
12-10-2013
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Scots rool
12-10-2013
Originally Posted by chinchin:
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HAH! Yer running out of people for yer barmy army. *kicks chins lardy arse into the jaggy thistles*
twassington
12-10-2013
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“HAH! Yer running out of people for yer barmy army. *kicks chins lardy arse into the jaggy thistles* ”

No he isn't! *boots SR in the bony wizened arse into a bed of man eating Venus Flytraps*
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