Originally Posted by farmer bob: “* lays a trail of mouldy haggis, leading to a box propped on a stick *
* attaches string to stick and waits in bushes for wee thready *”
* Sets fire tae the bushes nxt to Bob * ......... I wonder if his boilersuits fire proof
Originally Posted by farmer bob: “If only you'd been 10 mins earlier Sleeper
* snigger *
I have Thready tied up, you'll never find him.
* runs away laughing heartily *”